EVERYBODY LOVES ANNA!!!
Author: powerful_phoenix
e-mail: lime01_j@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any characters from Shaman King...even if I wish that was true...
Summary: Everybody knows Yoh's fiancé is Anna, but...what if all the male characters suddenly fell in love with her?? And if she loves them back????
Author's notes: THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS!!!!!
Thanks to:
Raku Ozzarian princess : thanks for saying it was funny
monique-179 : here's the next chapter for you!
Haruon Sakura : yes, I plan to make Anna very popular and funny. Thanks for the review!!
Shin1 : I'll make Anna really loved and ...she'll love in return soon. *wink, wink*
Sweet Anime Fan : You know how Horo Horo is, he must be impatient. ^_^u
JSF : thanks for telling me I had some errors, if somebody doesn't do it, then how am I supposed to know?? THANKS A LOT.
Ale-chan: thanks for saying you loved the story. You are SOO cute! ^_^
RuByMoOn17: this chapter is for you, please tell me what you think!
Joruri Soma: I'm SORRY I made it hard to read, I'm a bit clumsy with computers but I promise you I'll do my best! Please continue reviewing!!
Mafaldyna : I'm glad you liked it!! I hope I'll get your review about this chapter!
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Author: I'm sorry Anna!!! I 'm sorry for not updating before!!
Anna: * kicks the author and she flies very far. The author lands in the middle of the shamans*
Author: I SAID I WAS SORRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAMANS: *Give the author a death glare* * The author gulps*
Can you forgive me????? Please???????
*the shaman look deep in thought and the author has little starts of hope in her eyes*
BOOM!!
What's that?
Hao: You took too long!! SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!!
Author:AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Hao: muahahahahaha!!! Now, I'M the author of the story.
Anna: Who says you are?
Hao: uh?
*Anna kicks Hao's ass*
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*BOOM*
A hole in the Asakura house with the shape of a 15 year old boy running.
*BOOM*
Another hole in the Asakura house with the shape of an older man with strange hairstyle running.
The Asakura won't like it.
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You could see through both holes, the figures of two shaman running. Both of them thinking about the blonde fiancée of their friend.
HORO HORO'S POV
- "since when the "trainer of hell" turned into such a beautiful woman? I probably didn't realize that because all I ever saw from her was her fist on my face...but I'm willing to do anything for her. Now, what am I going to do about Yoh?...It doesn't matter, I'll think about that later- Horo Horo smiled and stopped when he saw Anna walking coolly down the street.
- "Just the person I was looking for"- Horo Horo smiled but then he saw Ryu...maybe he would just follow them.
RYU'S POV
"Miss Anna is definitely my favorite person of the month!!!...I guess Lyserg wouldn't mind that"- the oldest shaman of the group (A/N: "the group" is Yoh, Hao, Lyserg, Ren, Ryu, Horo Horo, Pilika, Anna, Jun and Tamao. It doesn't contain Yoh's grandparents or his father) was drooling thinking about the itaku and didn't realize he had already reached the girl.
- "Miss Anna, Here I go"- Ryu thought and walked to her with a grin on his face.
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ASAKURA'S HOUSE
- "Finally! It looks like we finished Tanma!"- said Chocolove stretching.
Both guys had been washing dishes and cleaning the kitchen. They were tired after doing all this (just imagine all the food Yoh, Hao and Horo Horo eat. It's a LOT).
- "You're right Chocolove...And my name is Manta!"- said Manta slightly annoyed by the shaman misspelling his name.
- "Oops! Sorry, it won't happen again Mandy"
- "It's Manta!
The black shaman and the little boy (yes, he still is the shortest person in the group) looked at each other and then laughed.
Manta then realized they had arrived to the living room and that it was awfully quiet.
Yoh and Hao were breathing heavily. It looks like they had just finished one of their arguments.
Lyserg was by the door looking at the entrance of the house as if he was expecting someone and Ren was sitting on the floor in deep thought, his face flushed with a slight pink color.
Bason was by his side trying to make him explain why he was blushing like mad.
Manta and Chocolove looked at each other and then they nodded, something was wrong and they were going to find out what was happening to their friends.
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- "So, you're telling me you want me to marry you instead of Yoh?" - Anna had one eyebrow raised looking at the shaman who was on his knees holding a ring in front of her.
She was walking towards "who-knows-where" when Ryu stopped her and offered her an ice-cream.
The two went to an ice-cream parlor and Ryu bought Anna the ice-cream. 2.5 seconds later, he claimed his "love" for her.
- "I like master Yoh, I have nothing against him but, I believe you will be happier with me by my side."- said Ryu looking hopefully at the itaku before him.
She just looked at him coolly, eyes half-closed.
- "And you prove that I'll be happier in the future with you by giving me a plastic flower? "
( A/N: You know all those fake plants many people use on the hotels or restaurants. They are all made of plastic and they are cheap. Not a good tactic if you want to surprise your girlfriend, specially if you are proposing))
- "Is that a yes? Please, this is a unique opportunity. Just imagine, both of us looking for our favorite place, then the children would come and...."
Ryu continued babbling about how the future together would be, and Anna left the place without him noticing.
- Talking about crazy people. What kind of friends does Yoh have? - Anna turned and saw Ryu. He was still talking but now the owner of the parlor was passing by and he took her hand. He ended up offering the cheap flower to the big fat and ugly owner of the ice-cream parlor.(A/N: nothing against fat people, my cousin told me it would be fun if I added that. If you are mad, please kill my cousin)
- Thanks my love!!!!!!! When's the wedding??
*Ryu opens his eyes and saw the monstrous "beauty" of her new fiancee, He turns blue and...
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
- "Come on baby, give a me a kiss"
- "What are you talking...mmph!"
Big wet kiss received Ryu and all the audience just felt pity for him, poor Ryu
-"HEEEEEEEEEPP!!!
Anna gave a small smile. Ryu was ridiculous but funny in some way, she turned to continue walking but she was surprised when she bumped into someone.
- "Hey Anna"- greeted the blue-haired shaman- I finally found you.
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ASAKURA'S HOUSE
- "HEY EVERYONE! REN IS IN LOVE!!!"- shouted someone.
*POW!!!*
Now the person who shouted was lying on the floor with an angry Ren Tao by his side.
- "You shouldn't have said the secret of Ren out loud, Chocolove" - pointed Yoh.
- "And now you tell me?- said the black shaman before fainting.
- "Anyway, who's the lucky girl?- asked Lyserg
- "There's NO lucky girl" - shouted Ren making the point of his head grow.
SILENCE
Hao had been bored and finally he gets some fun at his brother's house. He looked at the Chinese and smiled evilly. He was about to start his favorite game: "let's bully the shaman"
- "So, it's a boy then?"- said Hao smirking.
SILENCE
What?
Boy?
That means...
DAMN ASAKURA HAO!!!!!
I'M NOT "$#%&/( GAY!!
A/N: (no offense to homosexual people or yaoi couples)
Ren blushed like mad and he felt anger on his veins. How dare he? Why do they say he's gay?
- "I was suspicious about you being gay, now it's proven. You know, not wanting to date girls, blushing when he's with us and using tight shirts so we can see his muscles. When will you start using lipstick?"- continued the older Asakura.
- "I WON'T use lipstick!!"
- "So, it's chopstick then"
- "SHUT UP!!"
- "So, are you gay??"- asked Lyserg interested on the topic.
- "I am NOT gay!"
Yoh walked closer to him, put one hand on his shoulder and then smiled.
Ren felt relieved for a moment, finally someone understands him (you know, with little stars on his eyes) , but then...
- "It doesn't matter if you are gay or not, we'll still be your friends"
Ren fell hard to the floor.
He wasn't expecting this kind of answer.
- "Speak by yourself, brother. I don't want to be near Elton John here"
-" Why is that, Hao? He's our friend!"- Yoh protested
- "Oh please! He'll be checking me out every five seconds! That is if he hasn't done that already"- said Hao hiding behind Lyserg in a funny way.
- He won't do that!
- He will, you stupid brother! I wouldn't be surprised if he's in love with you! ...hey! but if that happens...can I have Anna for myself?
- WHAT???!! OF COURSE NOT! , yelled Yoh looking angry with his other half.
Manta, Lyserg, Chocolove and Ren just sweatdroped.
Here they go again...
- Who says that?!!
- I do!
- No, you don't!
- Shut UP!
- No, YOU shut up!!
Ren was starting to fed up with this stupid arguments
- "THAT'S ENOUGH!! BASON!!!!!"
- "Yes, master!"- immediately the spirit appeared next to him.
- "I knew I was going to have some fun in this house"- thought the smirking Hao - Spirit of ... *PLASH*.... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!!"
Hao was about to call his spirit when SOMEONE threw him a tomato straight on the face.
He looked around and then threw a tomato to Horo Horo.
The next thing everybody knew is that everybody had tomato all over their faces.
Silence.
- "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"
And the fun begun.
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4 HOURS LATER
*panting*
- "I think I lost them"- Anna was breathing heavily after running 30 km.
She sat on the floor to rest for a while but then she heard a familiar voice and she tried to make no noise.
50 mts away
-" Miss Anna, where are you?"- said a person in a motorcycle.
- "Anna, don't play games with your future husband!!"
-"Hey! I will be her future husband!- replied Ryu with a vein on his head.
-"You? Oh please don't make me laugh!"
-"What did you just said, Horo Horo!"
-"What you just heard, Ryu!
Immediately, both shaman started to fight.
Anna took the chance to escape.
Everything was going crazy.
It all started when Anna met Horo Horo.
FLASHBACK
- I brought you some chocolates
- I can see that- she answered coolly but uncertain.
-Don't you want to prove one of them?
- No, I bet they're poisoned.
30 MINUTES LATER
He had given her chocolates, and after checking they were not poisoned, she accept them.
That's when Horo Horo invited her to walk around. She didn't imagine he was doing all this to try to make her fall in love with him.
Until he tried to kiss her.
Anna, being the strong woman she was, hit him hard. But it wasn't enough for him.
Then Horo Horo became as obsessive as those sellers who won't leave you alone until you buy one of his products! (A/N: Don't you just hate those guys???) The blue haired shaman started to talk about how their life was going to be together if she married him, that he would treat her like a queen. He even spoke of grandchildren!
This was getting annoying, and then Ryu appeared and did the same.
Somehow, he escaped from his "fiancee" and was now lusting after Anna.
2 hours of using both shaman like fighting toys passed and still they wouldn't leave her alone! It was EXTREMELY annoying!
They didn't obeyed her orders!.
It was like they planned to reveal against her.
But the worst came when Horo Horo hugged her and almost kissed her (again) and Ryu tried to do the same.
They were getting scarier by the minute.
That's why she run away and both shaman got on Ryu's motorcycle and went after her.
It was pure madness.
And for the first time on her life, Anna felt like she was losing control.
Thank God she was home now.
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Manta never thought he would say this but he thanked Hao for not starting a fight with Ren, because that would mean:
A fight = destruction = no kitchen =a furious Anna = a slow and painful death.
But looking at the kitchen, he realized it was the same if they had a fight
The place was a mess.
That means trouble.
"Where is everybody??!!"- said a female voice from the living-room.
The boys gulped...then they smiled like idiots.
Manta looked at the shaman and then at Chocolove, what was happening, there?
Did they like punishments? Are they masochists? Because when Anna sees this...she'll be the living demon.
"WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE??!!"- continued saying the voice.
Manta put his hands on his ears just when Anna appeared on the kitchen door, then he gasped.
Not all the imagination he could ever have prepared him for what he just saw.
This was getting scary.
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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Just one little, tiny thing I want to say....
PLEASE REEVIEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, that would be all.
PD: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author: powerful_phoenix
e-mail: lime01_j@yahoo.com
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any characters from Shaman King...even if I wish that was true...
Summary: Everybody knows Yoh's fiancé is Anna, but...what if all the male characters suddenly fell in love with her?? And if she loves them back????
Author's notes: THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS!!!!!
Thanks to:
Raku Ozzarian princess : thanks for saying it was funny
monique-179 : here's the next chapter for you!
Haruon Sakura : yes, I plan to make Anna very popular and funny. Thanks for the review!!
Shin1 : I'll make Anna really loved and ...she'll love in return soon. *wink, wink*
Sweet Anime Fan : You know how Horo Horo is, he must be impatient. ^_^u
JSF : thanks for telling me I had some errors, if somebody doesn't do it, then how am I supposed to know?? THANKS A LOT.
Ale-chan: thanks for saying you loved the story. You are SOO cute! ^_^
RuByMoOn17: this chapter is for you, please tell me what you think!
Joruri Soma: I'm SORRY I made it hard to read, I'm a bit clumsy with computers but I promise you I'll do my best! Please continue reviewing!!
Mafaldyna : I'm glad you liked it!! I hope I'll get your review about this chapter!
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Author: I'm sorry Anna!!! I 'm sorry for not updating before!!
Anna: * kicks the author and she flies very far. The author lands in the middle of the shamans*
Author: I SAID I WAS SORRYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHAMANS: *Give the author a death glare* * The author gulps*
Can you forgive me????? Please???????
*the shaman look deep in thought and the author has little starts of hope in her eyes*
BOOM!!
What's that?
Hao: You took too long!! SPIRIT OF FIRE!!!!
Author:AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Hao: muahahahahaha!!! Now, I'M the author of the story.
Anna: Who says you are?
Hao: uh?
*Anna kicks Hao's ass*
****************
*BOOM*
A hole in the Asakura house with the shape of a 15 year old boy running.
*BOOM*
Another hole in the Asakura house with the shape of an older man with strange hairstyle running.
The Asakura won't like it.
****************
You could see through both holes, the figures of two shaman running. Both of them thinking about the blonde fiancée of their friend.
HORO HORO'S POV
- "since when the "trainer of hell" turned into such a beautiful woman? I probably didn't realize that because all I ever saw from her was her fist on my face...but I'm willing to do anything for her. Now, what am I going to do about Yoh?...It doesn't matter, I'll think about that later- Horo Horo smiled and stopped when he saw Anna walking coolly down the street.
- "Just the person I was looking for"- Horo Horo smiled but then he saw Ryu...maybe he would just follow them.
RYU'S POV
"Miss Anna is definitely my favorite person of the month!!!...I guess Lyserg wouldn't mind that"- the oldest shaman of the group (A/N: "the group" is Yoh, Hao, Lyserg, Ren, Ryu, Horo Horo, Pilika, Anna, Jun and Tamao. It doesn't contain Yoh's grandparents or his father) was drooling thinking about the itaku and didn't realize he had already reached the girl.
- "Miss Anna, Here I go"- Ryu thought and walked to her with a grin on his face.
********************
ASAKURA'S HOUSE
- "Finally! It looks like we finished Tanma!"- said Chocolove stretching.
Both guys had been washing dishes and cleaning the kitchen. They were tired after doing all this (just imagine all the food Yoh, Hao and Horo Horo eat. It's a LOT).
- "You're right Chocolove...And my name is Manta!"- said Manta slightly annoyed by the shaman misspelling his name.
- "Oops! Sorry, it won't happen again Mandy"
- "It's Manta!
The black shaman and the little boy (yes, he still is the shortest person in the group) looked at each other and then laughed.
Manta then realized they had arrived to the living room and that it was awfully quiet.
Yoh and Hao were breathing heavily. It looks like they had just finished one of their arguments.
Lyserg was by the door looking at the entrance of the house as if he was expecting someone and Ren was sitting on the floor in deep thought, his face flushed with a slight pink color.
Bason was by his side trying to make him explain why he was blushing like mad.
Manta and Chocolove looked at each other and then they nodded, something was wrong and they were going to find out what was happening to their friends.
********************
- "So, you're telling me you want me to marry you instead of Yoh?" - Anna had one eyebrow raised looking at the shaman who was on his knees holding a ring in front of her.
She was walking towards "who-knows-where" when Ryu stopped her and offered her an ice-cream.
The two went to an ice-cream parlor and Ryu bought Anna the ice-cream. 2.5 seconds later, he claimed his "love" for her.
- "I like master Yoh, I have nothing against him but, I believe you will be happier with me by my side."- said Ryu looking hopefully at the itaku before him.
She just looked at him coolly, eyes half-closed.
- "And you prove that I'll be happier in the future with you by giving me a plastic flower? "
( A/N: You know all those fake plants many people use on the hotels or restaurants. They are all made of plastic and they are cheap. Not a good tactic if you want to surprise your girlfriend, specially if you are proposing))
- "Is that a yes? Please, this is a unique opportunity. Just imagine, both of us looking for our favorite place, then the children would come and...."
Ryu continued babbling about how the future together would be, and Anna left the place without him noticing.
- Talking about crazy people. What kind of friends does Yoh have? - Anna turned and saw Ryu. He was still talking but now the owner of the parlor was passing by and he took her hand. He ended up offering the cheap flower to the big fat and ugly owner of the ice-cream parlor.(A/N: nothing against fat people, my cousin told me it would be fun if I added that. If you are mad, please kill my cousin)
- Thanks my love!!!!!!! When's the wedding??
*Ryu opens his eyes and saw the monstrous "beauty" of her new fiancee, He turns blue and...
- "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
- "Come on baby, give a me a kiss"
- "What are you talking...mmph!"
Big wet kiss received Ryu and all the audience just felt pity for him, poor Ryu
-"HEEEEEEEEEPP!!!
Anna gave a small smile. Ryu was ridiculous but funny in some way, she turned to continue walking but she was surprised when she bumped into someone.
- "Hey Anna"- greeted the blue-haired shaman- I finally found you.
*****************
ASAKURA'S HOUSE
- "HEY EVERYONE! REN IS IN LOVE!!!"- shouted someone.
*POW!!!*
Now the person who shouted was lying on the floor with an angry Ren Tao by his side.
- "You shouldn't have said the secret of Ren out loud, Chocolove" - pointed Yoh.
- "And now you tell me?- said the black shaman before fainting.
- "Anyway, who's the lucky girl?- asked Lyserg
- "There's NO lucky girl" - shouted Ren making the point of his head grow.
SILENCE
Hao had been bored and finally he gets some fun at his brother's house. He looked at the Chinese and smiled evilly. He was about to start his favorite game: "let's bully the shaman"
- "So, it's a boy then?"- said Hao smirking.
SILENCE
What?
Boy?
That means...
DAMN ASAKURA HAO!!!!!
I'M NOT "$#%&/( GAY!!
A/N: (no offense to homosexual people or yaoi couples)
Ren blushed like mad and he felt anger on his veins. How dare he? Why do they say he's gay?
- "I was suspicious about you being gay, now it's proven. You know, not wanting to date girls, blushing when he's with us and using tight shirts so we can see his muscles. When will you start using lipstick?"- continued the older Asakura.
- "I WON'T use lipstick!!"
- "So, it's chopstick then"
- "SHUT UP!!"
- "So, are you gay??"- asked Lyserg interested on the topic.
- "I am NOT gay!"
Yoh walked closer to him, put one hand on his shoulder and then smiled.
Ren felt relieved for a moment, finally someone understands him (you know, with little stars on his eyes) , but then...
- "It doesn't matter if you are gay or not, we'll still be your friends"
Ren fell hard to the floor.
He wasn't expecting this kind of answer.
- "Speak by yourself, brother. I don't want to be near Elton John here"
-" Why is that, Hao? He's our friend!"- Yoh protested
- "Oh please! He'll be checking me out every five seconds! That is if he hasn't done that already"- said Hao hiding behind Lyserg in a funny way.
- He won't do that!
- He will, you stupid brother! I wouldn't be surprised if he's in love with you! ...hey! but if that happens...can I have Anna for myself?
- WHAT???!! OF COURSE NOT! , yelled Yoh looking angry with his other half.
Manta, Lyserg, Chocolove and Ren just sweatdroped.
Here they go again...
- Who says that?!!
- I do!
- No, you don't!
- Shut UP!
- No, YOU shut up!!
Ren was starting to fed up with this stupid arguments
- "THAT'S ENOUGH!! BASON!!!!!"
- "Yes, master!"- immediately the spirit appeared next to him.
- "I knew I was going to have some fun in this house"- thought the smirking Hao - Spirit of ... *PLASH*.... WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??!!!"
Hao was about to call his spirit when SOMEONE threw him a tomato straight on the face.
He looked around and then threw a tomato to Horo Horo.
The next thing everybody knew is that everybody had tomato all over their faces.
Silence.
- "FOOD FIGHT!!!!"
And the fun begun.
***********
4 HOURS LATER
*panting*
- "I think I lost them"- Anna was breathing heavily after running 30 km.
She sat on the floor to rest for a while but then she heard a familiar voice and she tried to make no noise.
50 mts away
-" Miss Anna, where are you?"- said a person in a motorcycle.
- "Anna, don't play games with your future husband!!"
-"Hey! I will be her future husband!- replied Ryu with a vein on his head.
-"You? Oh please don't make me laugh!"
-"What did you just said, Horo Horo!"
-"What you just heard, Ryu!
Immediately, both shaman started to fight.
Anna took the chance to escape.
Everything was going crazy.
It all started when Anna met Horo Horo.
FLASHBACK
- I brought you some chocolates
- I can see that- she answered coolly but uncertain.
-Don't you want to prove one of them?
- No, I bet they're poisoned.
30 MINUTES LATER
He had given her chocolates, and after checking they were not poisoned, she accept them.
That's when Horo Horo invited her to walk around. She didn't imagine he was doing all this to try to make her fall in love with him.
Until he tried to kiss her.
Anna, being the strong woman she was, hit him hard. But it wasn't enough for him.
Then Horo Horo became as obsessive as those sellers who won't leave you alone until you buy one of his products! (A/N: Don't you just hate those guys???) The blue haired shaman started to talk about how their life was going to be together if she married him, that he would treat her like a queen. He even spoke of grandchildren!
This was getting annoying, and then Ryu appeared and did the same.
Somehow, he escaped from his "fiancee" and was now lusting after Anna.
2 hours of using both shaman like fighting toys passed and still they wouldn't leave her alone! It was EXTREMELY annoying!
They didn't obeyed her orders!.
It was like they planned to reveal against her.
But the worst came when Horo Horo hugged her and almost kissed her (again) and Ryu tried to do the same.
They were getting scarier by the minute.
That's why she run away and both shaman got on Ryu's motorcycle and went after her.
It was pure madness.
And for the first time on her life, Anna felt like she was losing control.
Thank God she was home now.
***************
Manta never thought he would say this but he thanked Hao for not starting a fight with Ren, because that would mean:
A fight = destruction = no kitchen =a furious Anna = a slow and painful death.
But looking at the kitchen, he realized it was the same if they had a fight
The place was a mess.
That means trouble.
"Where is everybody??!!"- said a female voice from the living-room.
The boys gulped...then they smiled like idiots.
Manta looked at the shaman and then at Chocolove, what was happening, there?
Did they like punishments? Are they masochists? Because when Anna sees this...she'll be the living demon.
"WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE??!!"- continued saying the voice.
Manta put his hands on his ears just when Anna appeared on the kitchen door, then he gasped.
Not all the imagination he could ever have prepared him for what he just saw.
This was getting scary.
**********
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Just one little, tiny thing I want to say....
PLEASE REEVIEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks, that would be all.
PD: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!