EVERYBODY LOVES ANNA!!!

Author: powerful_phoenix

e-mail: lime01_j@yahoo.com

Disclaimer: I do NOT own any characters from Shaman King...even if I wish that was true...

Summary: Everybody knows Yoh's fiancé is Anna, but...what if all the male characters suddenly fell in love with her?? And if she loves them back????

AUTHOR'S NOTES:

" " = when characters are speaking = when characters are thinking

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"WHERE ARE YOU PEOPLE??!!"- continued saying the voice. Manta put his hands on his ears just when Anna appeared on the kitchen door, then he gasped. Not all the imagination he could ever have prepared him for what he just saw.

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Anna was standing there and all the shaman were actually....drooling over her!

Manta had to look twice to see what was really happening, now all of this made sense!!...in a twisted way that is.

Why Ren was blushing....

The strange behavior of Lyserg...

Hao actually doing house chores...

Yoh being awfully quiet after he finished arguing with Hao...

But...HOW????

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CHOCOLOVE'S POV

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SHE'S BACK, SHE'S BACK, MEWTWO STRIKES BACK!!!...JAJAJAJAJA that was a good joke!!...wait a second...I know that stare, I better get out of here so I can escape from all the... THERE SHE IS!!!

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ANNA'S POV

Oh crap! Just my luck. I just escaped from two maniac shaman and when I return home I find the kitchen made a total mess and all of them with that look on their faces...What is with them??? ....mmmmh.....but I'll make them pay...really hard for this" - I smiled and then looked at them icily, but it looks as if it doesn't affect them the way it used to be. Normally they would run away or just start begin for mercy at this point...oh whatever, they HAVE to clean this up.

- "I want you to clean this kitchen IMMEDIATELY!!"
- "Yes Anna!" - replied Yoh, Hao, Ren and Lyserg at once. All of them
standing like they were soldiers waiting for more orders from their
captain.
- " And after
that , I want you to do 500 push-ups, 300 sit-ups and 200 squats, got
it?"

I can see the smiles disappear from their faces to be replaced for one of horror and their jaws drop to the floor.

""

-" "

"I leave the kitchen with all the shaman looking blue and I walk to my room." "I feel tired from all the running I did the past few hours and I want to sleep." "As I soon as my head hit the pillow, I fell asleep." ***********

5 PM

- "Hi Yoh! Have you seen Faust?"

- "270, 271, 272....nop, haven't seen him since, um...breakfast...where
was I?, oh right, 298, 299 and 300!! Yeah!! I finally did it!! "

Manta sweatdroped when he saw Yoh start dancing with Amidamaru

- " Yoh, can I ask you a question?"

- "Sure. Shoot"- he answered smiling carefree like always as he sat beside me. - "Well, I don't really know how to say this but, um...why do you act, um...funny every time Anna is around?"

Instantly, the younger Asakura blushed as he looked up to the sky seeing the face of his fiancée on the clouds.

-"Anna..."- he said in a dreamy voice. - "Yes, that Anna. Now, tell me why?" - *sigh* "She's so beautiful"- said Yoh talking softly - "I" - "So perfect, soft like an angel"

um...

what?

Soft?

Vegeta from Dragon Ball Z is softer than Anna!

Maybe I heard wrong?

- "Yoh, I think I didn't catch that"

- "She's so innocent and her hands are soft like an..."
- "WHAT???? SOFT???? SHE'S EVERYTHING BUT SOFT!!!!!!!- replied Manta
standing up (there's really not much difference on size, jeje) looking
at Yoh like he just declared he wanted to destroy the world.

Silence

- "Yoh?"

The shaman was with his head down, his hair covered his eyes and Manta was starting to panic.

- "Yoh?"

- "Don't...- slowly, Yoh start raising his head.

- "what?"- asked Manta with fear when he saw his best friend stand up and show him an angry face. He has never looked at him like that. Now, Manta could swear he looked like Hao.

- "Don't EVER talk about her like that, GOT IT??!"

Manta thought his heart just stopped from seeing the killer face of his best friend. There was a huge difference between the Yoh who loved the peaceful life and the one who loved his fiancée .

- "Y...yes"- Manta gulped.

Yoh sat again and Manta was breathing heavily.

-"Yoh?"

- "What?"

- "Um...you still have to do 200 squats, remember?

Yoh looked at him again...then waterfalls started running from his eyes.

Manta smiled. The old Yoh who doesn't like doing much exercise was back, but still he scared the hell out of the midget.

-""- thought Manta leaving Yoh with Amidamaru. ***********

- "What happened??? Are you ok, Chocolove?"- asked Manta when he looked at his shaman friend with several bruises and a black eye.

- "What does it look like? I tried to know what happened between "Anna
banana" and the others and this is what I get."

- "What do you mean?"

- " When I asked Lyserg, he just blushed, then I asked Ren and Hao and
let me tell you something: both of them would make a really scary team,
like Jacky Chan and Chris Rock in "Rush Hour", Will Smith and Martin
Lawrence in "Bad Boys", Pikachu and Ash, Goku and Vegeta, Goten and
Trunks, Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Freddy and Jason, Madonna and...

- "OK, STOP IT!!!

- "Sorry! Please have mercy and Don't kill me"

- "I think you have spent too much time with Ren"- Chocolove looked
scared.

- "I'm not gay if that's what you mean"

- "Forget it"- Manta sighed and sit on the floor- -
thought Manta when he saw Chocolove laughing about a stupid joke about
gays and blondes.
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5.30 PM

- "110,111,112....where was I? ...130, 131, 132,...Amidamaru don't do that, you're making me laugh and I have to finish this...150, 151, 158,.um...what's next? Oh yeah! 170, 171, 172...what? Ren finished already? And Lyserg too? Aw man! ...185, 186,187...I'm hungry...198,199 and 200!!! Yes!"

The samurai spirit smiled.

-"Are you done young master?" - "Yes, I've finished and now I'm going to..."- the boy suddenly stopped and looked towards a window, he knew who was in that room. Then he grinned maliciously.

-"What's wrong master Yoh?"- asked the spirit alert, but his master just kept smiling. A smile he had never seen before from Yoh.

-"Nothing is wrong Amidamaru. You can go and play with Bason if you want to. I have some matters to attend to"

-"Some matters??"

- "Yes, and they all involve my fiancée "

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ANNA'S ROOM

-"*yawn*- "I look at the clock beside me. It's 5.40 pm." I only slept for
an hour and a half. Big rest"

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- "Don't dare to take my fiancé away from me!!"- yelled certain owner of
an ice-cream parlor.

- "No, please Horo Horo, DON'T leave me!!!"- yelled a panicked Ryu.

- "It's just that...she's too strong!!"

Ryu and Horo Horo were returning back home when they met Ryu's "Fiancée".

They ran away from her a few miles when she reached them and grabbed Ryu's arm. That was 30 minutes ago and she still won't let him go.

Horo Horo grabbed Ryu's right arm and both (the fiancée and Horo Horo) of them had been pulling to different sides.

How will this story end?

Probably with a shaman in the hospital.

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ANNA'S ROOM

I refuse to get up. I don't know at what time the other girls will be back and I had to face too many perverts for a day.

I sighed.

Now we are in the beginning of spring. My favorite season of the year. Not too sunny, not too windy, just...perfect.

Flowers everywhere...love.

Love?

Where did THAT came from?

Oh whatever.

I don't know why but I have the feeling something interesting will happen.

I smiled.

A sigh is heard.

And this time, it's not mine.

Oh crap.

Someone else is in my room and I haven't noticed it.

Damn

I open my eyes and sit down in a quick move. Who dares to enter to my room without my permission?

- "Hello, Anna"- someone says.

I turned and I saw my fiancé sitting by the window, smiling as always.

-"I'm so going to kill him, how dare he enter to my room without me noticing?" "What are you doing here Yoh? You've got some nerve to come here and...

- "Relax Anna. I just wanted to be with you."

- "But...

- "You look really beautiful when you sleep, specially when you smile"-
he said looking straight at me, but at first I didn't catch what he
said.

- "I supposed you have finished doing your exercises because if you
haven't I.....what did you say?"- all my anger and all the mean things
I was going to say disappeared from my mind when I just realized what
he said to me. I must be dreaming. I haven't woken up at all.

END OF ANNA'S POV

Yoh stood up and walked to a surprised Anna. His right hand was on his back and his eyes were fixed on hers.

He stopped in front of her and she realized he had grown up a little. Now he was taller than her...and it was intimidating.

- "I said that you are really beautiful, like this rose"

- "What...- Yoh put his right hand in the front and she saw he was
holding a red rose.

- "It reminds me of you. So beautiful to watch, with a intoxicating
scent that drives you crazy, but hard to reach. That's why I got this
for you"- he said in a way so much un-like him. The way he spoke, so
soft and lovingly it surely caught Anna off guard.

Was this the real Yoh? What was happening?

ANNA'S POV

I took the rose from his hand and smelled it.

Mmm....It smells good.

Then I gasped. I was so focused on the rose I didn't notice Yoh caressing my cheek.

I was about to slap him but...it felt so good.

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KITCHEN

- "We're here!"- said three female voices. Manta and Chocolove saw three
girls with 5 bags on each arm. All of the bags full of clothes and
make-up.

- "Pilika, miss Jun, Tamao, you're back!" - exclaimed Manta happily.

- "Yes, it took us a while but there are so many shops to look at!"

Manta had to let the girls know. He would need more help if he wanted to know what the hell was happening.

Manta sighed.

- "We need your help"- he finally said after thinking this a little.

- "Is something wrong happening?"- asked quickly Jun Tao.

- "Um...sort of"

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Yoh put his hand on his Anna's chin to make her look at him. Then he drew closer to her and...

*SLAP*

Yoh put a hand on his now red cheek. He looked surprised but then he smiled again.

Anna had still her hand on the air but then she put it down. She looked surprised as well. She wanted that kiss, but then her reflects acted . She's an itako, she can't be vulnerable to anyone, specially to him. All those years of training would mean nothing if she had let him kiss her.

- "Anna?"

She looked at him and seeing his innocent face, she regretted she had
slapped him so hard. The red mark on his left cheek was still visible.

Now she wanted to kiss that bruise, to let him know everything was ok,
that she wasn't mad at him.

Too much emotions for some minutes.

- "Yes?

- "I wanted to tell you I lo..

- "Could you tell me what are you doing here, you naughty little
brother?- said a new voice.

The couple turned to see Hao Asakura arms-crossed by the door. He walked
to them and stopped before Yoh.

-"Well, what do we have here? You were rejected, weren't you?

-"That's not of your business!"

- "Is too!"

- "Is not!"

-"CUT IT OFF!"- Anna yelled, but someone else had yelled as well.

She was so mad at the Asakura brothers for making a stupid scene she
didn't notice when Ren and Lyserg had arrived to her room.

-"Maybe you haven't notice that this is MY bedroom, not some sort of
reunion salon"

- "But...I have something to tell you Ms. Anna"- said the green-haired
boy looking a bit shy.

- "Say it then, she's in front of you"- replied Ren looking at the
English with one eyebrow raised.

- "I want to tell her privately"

- "Just tell her dammit it's not big deal, besides I have something to
tell her too"- Ren blushed at the last statement and Lyserg smiled.

- "You are just a waste of time to the lady here, so I suggest all of
you leave so I can tell her something on my own" - said Hao feeling
important in the conversation. Anna felt ignored by this point and it
pissed her off.

- "I won't let....Ouch!!" - O_o

Hao punched Yoh hard and he went flying through the window and landed on the garden, here he lay unconscious. O_o

- " I'll say it first, I'm the oldest here"

- "Hao, you have the same age of us"

- "But counting with my past life, I'm the oldest here so I get the
first word"

- "Go to hell Hao" - replied the English boy feeling angry with the
older Asakura.

- "I already went and I didn't like it. It's fun at the beginning with
the poor souls waiting to be punished but then it gets boring. "

By this point, Anna felt her blood boil in anger, she's been ignored in her OWN room!

- "All of you : SHUT UP!!

- "But we have something to say!!- said the three shaman looking rather
scared.

- SAY IT THEN!!!

The three of them kneeled on one knee and held a box of chocolate before them.

- I LOVE YOU!!!

Silence

- " WHAT?"

- "You are the light of my life... - started Lyserg, but the others were
saying other compliments at the same time, so it was hard to catch up
what they were saying.

- "...the most incredible creature I've ever seen...

- "...the first time I saw you I knew you were the one for me...

- "OUT!! AND DO 400 PUSH-UPS!

- "But.."

- "OUT!!"

The shaman stood up, left the box of chocolates on the ground and left the itako's room.

Anna took the three boxes of chocolate and angrily threw them to the garden and closed her window.

Yoh, who was just waking up, was hit three times in the head by deadly chocolate boxes, and he fell unconscious again.

Anna was mad, angry, red in anger...what do they think they are to play with feelings??

They even dare to say they loved her!!! That is totally ridiculous!!

Love is for the weak. It's just an impediment to reach power and your goals.

It distract you from the real thing offering a world where everybody loves

everybody like hippies, everything is all flowers, peace and Barbie dolls. A totally

stupid world full of dumb blondes who watch Barney and The Teletubbies all their

stupid and boring life!!!!

I HATE THEM!!!

........

maybe.......

Maybe I'm overreacting a little.

A/N: This doesn't mean ALL blondes are dumb, there are smart blond too.

I need a drink.

......

A vodka would do it.

No, I don't have vodka in the house.

Or maybe Ron, gin or tequila.

.......

No, I don't have those things either. And I'm just 15.

.........

A 15 respectful year old girl engaged to a powerful shaman.

Strawberry juice would do just fine...until I turn 18 and can be allowed to get into a bar. *devilish smile*

KITCHEN

Tamao, Jun and Pilika gasped when Manta told them the boys had been acting strange...then they burst out laughing.

-"This is serious"- said Manta a little angry.

- "Just because they have been a little distracted doesn't mean they are
going to die or anything"- said Pilika still laughing. The other two
girls nodded.

-"But you don't understand...they are crazy! They are in love!"- said
Chocolove in a very dramatic voice.

-" And who are they in love with??"

- "Um...Anna"

SILENCE

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

-" No way!...jajajajaja, my brother is so childish he won't meet love
until he's 25 or more"- said Pilika

-" A meteor falling right on top of me has more probabilities than
that!!"

-" Ren took almost all his life to give me a hug, he can't just decide
overnight he's in love with someone, besides, he told me he hates it when
Anna bosses him."- said finally Jun Tao wiping her tears. (she laughed
really hard about this)

-"But ...you don't understand, Anna isn't...- started Manta.

- "Were you talking about me?- said a feminine voice.

It was Anna.

- "Um...no"

- "Then what were you three laughing about then?"

- "Chocolove said...- started Tamao but Manta cut her off.

- "a joke...it was so funny...right girls?"

Manta looked at Jun and she understood at once.

- "Y...yes, I like his jokes"

Anna looked suspiciously at everyone, specially at Manta, but then she
walked to the refrigerator, opened it and took out a jar with a red
content.

Tamao helped her and gave Anna her glass of "strawberry juice" while the
others talked about the clothes and other things the girls had bought.

- " Tamao, don't forget to prepare my bath before I go to sleep"

- "Yes, Miss Anna"

With one last look to the small group in the kitchen, the fearful itako
left and everybody let out the breath they were holding.

1 minute passed

2 minutes...

3 minutes....

and...

JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA

-"I told you it was NOT funny!"- yelled Manta, but nobody obeyed him and
kept laughing, even Chocolove.

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Anna walked out of the house and stopped by the door. She saw all the
shaman who were previously in her room doing the punishment she made them
do.

She smiled, they deserved it.

It was near sunset and Anna was thirsty. It was time to have a taste of
that juice.

She put it near her mouth and sip the red liquid.

Mmmm! Sweet!

Then she drank half the glass and looked at the boys.

Her head started to spin.

What was happening?

The red liquid she had drank was now circulating inside of her and it
made funny effects.

The last thought of Anna was ...

when did the boys become so hot?"

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AUTHOR'S NOTES: Here's the third chapter. Hope you like it, I did it
when i was at vacations in my school.
If I have grammar mistakes please let me now. I'm just learning English
and I hope I'm doing all right so you can understand what I try to say,
but sometimes it's kinda difficult to do it jeje ^_^

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