EVERYBODY LOVES ANNA!!!
Author: powerful_phoenix
e-mail: claudiaqw87@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any characters from Shaman King...even if I wish that was true...
Summary: Everybody knows Yoh's fiancé is Anna, but...what if all the male characters suddenly fell in love with her?? And if she loves them back????
AUTHOR'S NOTES: THANKS SOO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS!!! Oh, and this chapter it's kind of...spicy. I wanted to try something new on my writing...I hope I did it right.
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
1. UsagiAnna: thanks for saying it was funny!
1. Sweet Anime Fan: Glad you liked it!
1. Pinkz88: Here´s the update for you!
1. pocky no miko: I know I took a while to update, but here it is.
Review!
1. Tsubasa8: Review and tell me what you think of this chaptie!
1. keii-hk: you sure paid attention to the story, about Horo Horo
appearing on the food fight scene, you were right, my mistake.Review!!
1. Setsumi-san: review!
1. anifreak : here's the update for you. Review please!!
1. SailorNeo: glad you liked it.
Joal Asakura, Jingle Bells , Lacey, Aya, Cybertoy00: THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!! I'll continue the story!!!
Angel Of Hell: yes, I think Ren is cute too..and hot !! yeah!! Please tell me what you think of the chapter!
Ale-chan : THANKS FOR THE TEQUILA!
Shadow of Life: I hope I made you laugh with this chapter!
Anime-Mastah: thanks, with this I hope to improve my English! Tell me what you think of the story!
Lady Macbeth2: i don't think your English sucks, i think you're fine...well, we are in the same boat *sigh* but oh well, don't forget to review!
Itako No Anna Asakura: here is some annaXYoh for you *wink*
If I'm missing someone PLEASE let me know and forgive me if I did.
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Powerful_phoenix: yippie!!! I'm back!!!!!
Hao: Took you a while....maybe I should send the spirit of fire and cook you alive. That would be interesting *smile*
Powerful_phoenix: cooked??? O_o Shut up!! I was busy since I had my final exams at high school!
Yoh: Aren't you bored of studying??
Powerful_phoenix( (crying waterfalls of tears): yeeeeeeees...but Now I'm back with the fourth chapter! Oh! And please add me to your MSN, I love to have new friends!!! (jumps up and down) Horo Horo: Aren't you a little....um...old to be jumping?
Powerful_phoenix: So what if I'm 17?? Don't forget I'm the author of this story and I can make you a lonely, pathetic and rejected 50 year old man ....em...WITHOUT FOOD!!!!
Horo Horo: noooooooooooo!! Please have mercy!! Powerful_phoenix: mmm, I'll let Anna take care of you
Horo Horo: (grins)you mean sweet annie??
*Anna appears with a hammer*
Anna: talking about me?
(Horo Horo looks at her and then to Hao)
Horo Horo: maybe being cooked alive isn't as bad as it sounds...
Notes:
" " = when characters are speaking = when characters are thinking
Horo Horo and Ryu arrived succesfully to the Asakura house.
After Yoh had been hit three times on the head...O_o... his friends woke him up and told him to do the exercises.
Poor Yoh...
ENJOY!!!!
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The last thought of Anna was ...
"when did the boys become so hot?""
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-"Sweet mother of God, what did I do to deserve such...beautiful...landscape!!!!" Anna thought.
Of course, this aren't the things the fearful and cold itako would think normally, but...if you are under the effects of a love potion...what could you expect?? It was around 6 pm, the sun was going down to let the moon illuminate the city. A perfect time of the day to go on a date, take a walk, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend, go out with your friends...and see hot guys doing exercises on your yard!!
At least Anna was doing that...and she was having a great time!
Yoh, Hao, Lyserg and Ren were doing the 400 push-ups Anna made them do...that means 4 hotties doing exercises in front of you...with the soft light of the sun on their bodies...it's just irresistible.
Anna could not move, could not breathe...she was helpless!
Damn itako training!
She could handle ghosts and fearful spirits, or maybe tight situations when you
have to fight for your life...but she couldn't do the same with handsome,
perfect
and sexy boys who would do anything for her!
I mean, who could blame her for drooling?
It was like having Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Heath Ledger and Colin Farrell there!
-"mmm...I'm bored, I better get....Ren? What are you doing? What the hell...??? HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF!! ...*blushes* he sure has a um...good body and a 6 pack!! I need air! AIR!...mmmm...I have to reward Yoh for never closing his shirt properly, I have a good...ejem....view from here.
Aww, poor Lyserg, just look at his angelic, model-like face. Gosh he has the most perfect soft skin I've ever seen. I wonder what the English do to have that kind of skin! And he sure has precious emerald green eyes. Come on Lyserg, don't be shy and show me that hot body of yours so I can...
crap....
"*gasp* oh my....*huge gasp* I hate you Hao Asakura...for having such a PERFECT body just like that American guy Brad Pitt! Call 911! ER! I'm about to have a heart attack! AIR! I'm hyperventilating here! "
At this point, the strong and determined itako, who was meant to be the shaman king's wife (that means Yoh Asakura) in three years or so, was doing the unimaginable...having indecent thoughts...the kind of X-rated fantasies you can watch at the porn channel, ok, maybe that's a little too much.
And yes, you can assume the love potion made a STRONG effect on her.
By the time, the potion was overpowering her, specially if you keep staring at the boys and she...
Anna Kyouyama...
Looking at the four shaman like she hadn't eaten in weeks...like a cannibal waiting to attack its food.
And she had to watch all the moves of her "food"
1. "We start with a 'Chinese soup', then we continue with the main dish "double Asakura" and for desert sweet 'English ice-cream...What? Hao is done? Don't go! You'll ruin my menu. Maybe I should make him do...let's say...1000 more push-ups *devilish smile* No! Don't go! Not yet! Ren! Lyserg! STAAAAAYYY!!!!
Anna was so focused on drooling over Hao and the guys she didn't notice she started walking towards the them, except that she didn't look where she was going and, tripped.
When she was about to hit the floor, a pair of strong arms caught her.
"Are you ok?"
Anna look at her "hero". No other than Yoh Asakura.
The blond smiled for being such a bad boy and god damn sexy...I am so going to kiss you now *devilish smile*
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Manta, red in embarrassment for being laughed at for about half an hour, dragged Chocolove out of the room to discuss the problem.
"You know what Dylan? Maybe we are just imagining things, I mean if you think about it, that's ...um, like, Impossible?"
Manta looked at him in disbelief.
"I'm Manta and I am NOT crazy if that's what you're implying, I KNOW what I saw...you saw it too!! Don't be a traitor!"
The black shaman sighed.
"I don't....
"Why don't you be my girlfriend I'll treat you good (I'll treat you good girl) I know you hear your friends when they say you should 'Cause if you were my girlfriend I'd be your shining star The one to show you where you are Girl you should be my girlfriend"
A voice could be heard at some distance...singing "Girlfriend", from N*sync.
Manta and Chocolove looked at each other.
"Chocolove, do you know who likes that boy band?"
"Um...maybe Tamao and Pilika but..."
"That's a the voice of...
Both of them opened their eyes wide like plates.
"It's Ren's voice!!!!"
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1. "I'll go to my room now so I can try on some of the clothes...I think I'll go to sleep early, all that shopping drained all my energy"- said the older Tao with the model figure (A/N: that's not fair! I want her body!! Why her?????)
"I'll have your bath ready for you and Miss Anna ready then, Miss Jun"
"You don't have to call me 'Miss' Tamao, we are friends and you make me feel old, please call me Jun"
The pink-haired girl smiled.
"ok...Jun"
"That's better. I'll leave you two alone...well, after Pilika finishes the food marathon she has planned in order to pork up"
And there was Pilika, in the kitchen, eating everything she saw. Tamao sighed.
The ainus DO have something in common beside the blue hair.
Jun smiled once again and left the kitchen, she was going to her room when she heard a familiar voice...singing??
Is that the person I think??
Jun Tao hurried to the voice and there was Ren Tao singing a N*sync song...including dance moves!!
She was speechless.
But if THAT can happen then...Britney Spears becoming a nun DOES have possibilities...
......
...nah! that's BEYOND impossible
Ren didn't notice her because he was too concentrated singing, he finished the song and then he started with "Baby I'm in love" from Thalia and then entered his room.
Jun fell to her knees.
-" If he did what I think he just did then that means Petter Pan and the gorgeous Captain America do exist...and if that is true then so is Santa Claus and...OMG!! The midget with the big head was right!!"
Jun left her bags in the corridor to look for Yoh's best friend..2 seconds later she returned to grab her bags and start looking again for Manta and Chocolove.
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Manta and Chocolove paced around the room.
This was going too far.
"I think we need help"- started the black shaman.
"Yes, we should send mails around the world with the S.O.S. message.."- started Manta.
"Or call the police...no, that won't do...I got it! The FBI!!...no! I know! The SWAT team!!
Manta sweatdroped
"Don't you think you are um...overreacting a little??
"Yes, you are right, we should immediately call C.S.I" "Chocolove, you DO know that is a TV show , right?"
"Who is a show?"
Manta slapped his hand on his forehead, this would go nowhere.
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Anna, I...- he couldn't continue because the itako put a delicate finger on his lips.
Sshh, no need to talk.
But I...
-"You're sweating, why don't you take your shirt off? Or better...let ME take it off"- she said looking at her Adonis in front of her in a ...hungry way.
As the blond slipped the shirt from his arms, Yoh didn't know how much he could resist from doing something NC-17 right there.
He closed his eyes to feel her cool fingers caress his skin and felt some reaction on his lower part...
Something that had never happened to him before.
Once she took it off, he looked at her with lust, and he was surprised to see the EXACT thing he was feeling on her eyes.
It was the first time he has looked at her in that way and the first time she has looked at him like that.
Well, they are fifteen...
That means...
Developed Teenagers...
Developed teenagers with crazy hormones...
Oh what the hell!
Yoh raised his left arm and touched delicately with his fingers Anna's right arm.
She shivered at his touch and closed her eyes, but she wouldn't let him have all the control.
She looked at him sexily and he blushed. Then, Anna put both of her arms around his neck and stood on her tiptoes so she could....
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"I GOT IT!!!!"- someone screamed.
Manta looked at Chocolove in disbelief...the midget had been racking his brains to think on a possible solution, trying to remember all of his special classes in order to find something that could help them with the problem. But in the other hand...this was Chocolove, and that means...
"I say: this is product of the aliens!!"
Manta fell hard to the floor.
...that means he would come up with a stupid idea...
"Chocolove, I think I got it?"
1. "Really? What is it?"
1. "I say: you watch TOO MUCH TV!! You've had enough of "Mars Attack", "Independence Day", "Evolution", "Men In Black", "Taken", etc, etc."
"You mean...-his eyes started to water- they are not real?"
1. "No! Geez, you act like you just found out Santa Claus doesn't exist!"
Chocolove looked at him alarmed.
1. "Santa...isn't...he isn't...*sniff* real?"
"You...you didn't know?"
1 second...
2 seconds...
3 seconds...
-"BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chocolove left the room crying like a 5 year old boy and Manta sweatdroped.
"I'm surrounded by idiots"
sigh
-"Not anymore"- said a feminine voice and Manta turned to see who had
just spoken.
- "Jun!"
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"Anna please...oohh"
Anna was licking his earlobe and he was completely at her mercy, her
tongue was making him feel new and pleasant emotions he didn't know he
could feel.
She bit sexily his earlobe and he let a soft moan escape from his mouth.
Yoh took her waist and made her look at him.
"Now it's my turn Kyouyama"- he said in a husky voice that surprised her.
He drew near to her looking at her soft, pink lips. Even if he wanted to devour her, he tried not to rush things and he brushed gently his lips against hers.
Then, he kissed her lightly, as if he was afraid to touch her.
He didn't know she was growing impatient and he was surprised when she crushed her mouth into his.
Oh, this was TOO good to be true.
- "You are going to kill me Anna...oh well, I can't be left behind and let you have all the fun- he thought before he squeezed her against him, pressing their bodies closer together and deepening the kiss.
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Manta was impatient.
A minute ago Jun had told him she believed him and was willing to help. Then she told him to shut up and was listening carefully for um...nothing!
- "Jun..."
-"Shut up"
-"But..."
Then, the Tao girl run out from the room and Manta had to follow her. She stopped before a tree and threw a ball that was nearby.
Manta thought this was really stupid but when he heard an "Ow", he knew there was someone on the tree.
The person fell to the floor rubbing his head and butt.
Manta had to open his mouth from the surprise.
"It's Yoh's father!"
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Anna put one hand on Yoh's hair messing it completely while the other pulled his face closer by his neck to deepen the kiss, both sending bolts of electricity and desire through their body.
Yoh felt he was loosing it. He had no control over his emotions and actions and he felt his head spinning.
His right hand was on her back and the other was on her waist pressing her to him. But this hand was also threatening to go down...and it did.
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"Oh crap! What do you kids want?? I'm a busy man!" Manta and Jun sweatdrop.
"Excuse me sir, but, how can you be busy if you don't have a job?"- asked manta.
Mikihisa Asakura started to sweat.
"How can I tell them my job is to spy on my son...and I can't miss the best make-out I've ever seen, that was getting interesting! Um, whatever, I have to go now..."
1. "But we need your help!" – Jun finally said looking at him with pleading
eyes.
Mikihisa looked at Jun, then at Manta.
1. "What a strange couple I can't help you with the size problem, I'm a shaman, not a wizard. But if you want to try the miss over here then a chair can be helpful"
That was it.
Manta flushed like mad and Jun was trying not to laugh.
"That's NOT what I meant!"- screamed Manta.
Mikihisa looked confused, then laughed.
"If you want to do OTHER things...maybe I can help"- said Mikihisa.
"THAT'S NOT IT!!!!!"
"THEN, WHAT IS IT!???"- Yoh's dad screamed exasperated.
"I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MARILYN MANSON!!!!!!!!!"- screamed Jun.
silence
1. "What?"- she asked after she saw the unconscious bodies of Manta Oyamada and Mikihisa Asakura lying on the ground.
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"Miss Anna!"
"Uh?"
Anna turned when she heard someone screaming her name. It was Tamao screaming from the house. Anna thanked God she didn't see the position she was with her fiancé.
-"What, Tamao?"
- "Your bath is ready!!!"
"OK!"
The moment Anna turned to look at her fiancé, was the moment Yoh couldn't handle the terrible headache the potion made him feel after making out with Anna.
-"Anna?"
- "Yes, Yoh?"
- "That was great"
*PLOP*
Yoh was unconscious on the ground with a huge grin on his face.
Anna was concerned about him, but smiled when she recalled the past minutes.
She never thought she could feel like that...
And the way Yoh touched her, it just sent Goosebumps all over her body.
"Miss Anna!"
"I'm going dammit!!"
Anna got up and walked to the house leaving a happy unconscious shirtless Yoh on the ground.
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"So, you say everyone is going crazy?"- finally said Mikihisa .
Jun had to wake them up with water and Manta explained everything he knew about "the situation".
1. "Please sir, you have to help us!"- begged Manta and then he notices someone singing.
Baby I love you Love You Baby I need you Need You I gotta have you I gotta have you baby Can't be without you Be without you
Again, Ren was singing and doing strange dance moves in the corridor. Manta, Jun and Mikihisa saw it with a HUGE drop behind their heads.
"Who is that gay?"
Mikihisa asked and Jun started to cry.
"My brother is NOT gay you senseless git! He is a normal guy who keeps his porn under his bed!"
Mikihisa and Manta fell hard to the floor.
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10 KM away from the Asakura house, a group dressed all in white with a
girl dressed in a fine dress were walking by the streets. Everyone turned
to see who was this strange but beautiful and innocent girl with cute red
eyes.
- "Marco, I feel strong furyoku that way" – said the girl in her usual
sweet tone.
- "Miss Jeanne, that road leads to the Asakura house"- answered the blond
man with respect.
- "Then, we shall pay a visit"
"As you wish"
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-"This is nice"
-"You said it"
Jun smiled and Anna relaxed. She never really talked to the Tao girl, but she always acted nice to her, so it was no problem if they shared the bath of the hot springs.
Anna closed her eyes and thought about the past events, all the color went to her head when she remembered Yoh and their passionate kiss.
"Nice memories?"- asked Jun.
"mm, you can say that"
silence
"Is it true you had an affair with Marilyn Manson?"
Jun almost drowned from the shock o the question.
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8 PM
- "Where am I?"
- "Yoh, watch out!!!"
- "Uh?"
*POW*
X_X
Too late, the ball was sent with such force it knocked Yoh and he fell unconscious (again) when he was just waking up.
Ren, Horo Horo and Ryu walked over to him.
"Master Yoh! I'll carry him to his room"- said Ryu
"You had to play too hard Hoto Hoto"
"My name is Horo Horo, you stupid Chinese!"
"You want a rematch?"
"You can bet on that"
Horo Horo and Ren looked at each other with fury and then they played a "one on one" (A/N: I think that's how it's called in basketball when it's a game for two)
The competition was tight until Horo Horo threw the ball too hard (again) and it flew past the walls of the house.
Ren looked at Horo Horo.
"The first who gets the ball wins"
"Then, run if you want to catch me"
Both shaman sped off in direction of the ball.
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OUTSIDE THE ASAKURA HOUSE
The x-laws were waiting instructions from the leader.
1. "I'll go in first, then we all can..."- started Jeanne when a ball came to her and Marco caught it.
1. "Please, Give it to me, Marco"- she asked politely.
1. "Yes, Miss Jeanne"
Jeanne smiled at Marco when she received the ball, but then she heard something.
A second later two boys were running towards her screaming "It's mine"
The result: Two boys on top of Jeanne and the leader of the X-laws lying unconscious on the ground.
K.O.
X_X
Marco was flushed with anger.
"X-LAWS: ATTACK!!!"
Immediately, several guns were pointed at their heads.
*gulp*
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"What happened?"- demanded Anna to a nervous Tamao.
"We...we...they...miss Jeanne...water...help!"
"Miss Jeanne was knocked out and she needs help"- said someone
"And WHO are you?"
"I'm her protector and..."
"Whatever, she just need some water"
Anna had just finished her bath when she heard a lot of noise and new voices. When she walked to the kitchen there were like 7 strangers and the place a total mess.
Tamao was trying to calm down and Anna had to give the new girl some liquid...but there was no water.
Oh! There's strawberry juice!
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"Jun! You better come!"
"What's wrong Manta?"
"I don't know why but I have a feeling something bad is going to happen"
"I'm coming"
Both of them run to the kitchen and saw Anna giving something to a new girl.
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Anna served the content into a glass and offered it to the girl.
1. "Thanks, that's very kind of you"- answered Jeanne and sipped the content.
At first, she felt like she was about to vomit the juice but then it was over and when she opened her eyes...
"Are you ok?"- asked Anna trying to not sound worried, but the girl had this strange glint on her eyes and she felt something was not right.
"I'm fine now that YOU are here...sweetie"
Jeanne winked at Anna.
Um....what?
And now, the angelic girl, leader of the x-laws...
Was checking her out
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AUTHOR´S NOTES: finished!!!!!!!!!! THE 4TH CHAPTER!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!!
DON'T FORGET TO REVIEW!!!
Author: powerful_phoenix
e-mail: claudiaqw87@hotmail.com
Disclaimer: I do NOT own any characters from Shaman King...even if I wish that was true...
Summary: Everybody knows Yoh's fiancé is Anna, but...what if all the male characters suddenly fell in love with her?? And if she loves them back????
AUTHOR'S NOTES: THANKS SOO MUCH FOR THE REVIEWS!!! Oh, and this chapter it's kind of...spicy. I wanted to try something new on my writing...I hope I did it right.
SPECIAL THANKS TO:
1. UsagiAnna: thanks for saying it was funny!
1. Sweet Anime Fan: Glad you liked it!
1. Pinkz88: Here´s the update for you!
1. pocky no miko: I know I took a while to update, but here it is.
Review!
1. Tsubasa8: Review and tell me what you think of this chaptie!
1. keii-hk: you sure paid attention to the story, about Horo Horo
appearing on the food fight scene, you were right, my mistake.Review!!
1. Setsumi-san: review!
1. anifreak : here's the update for you. Review please!!
1. SailorNeo: glad you liked it.
Joal Asakura, Jingle Bells , Lacey, Aya, Cybertoy00: THANK YOU THANK YOU SOOO MUCH!!! I'll continue the story!!!
Angel Of Hell: yes, I think Ren is cute too..and hot !! yeah!! Please tell me what you think of the chapter!
Ale-chan : THANKS FOR THE TEQUILA!
Shadow of Life: I hope I made you laugh with this chapter!
Anime-Mastah: thanks, with this I hope to improve my English! Tell me what you think of the story!
Lady Macbeth2: i don't think your English sucks, i think you're fine...well, we are in the same boat *sigh* but oh well, don't forget to review!
Itako No Anna Asakura: here is some annaXYoh for you *wink*
If I'm missing someone PLEASE let me know and forgive me if I did.
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Powerful_phoenix: yippie!!! I'm back!!!!!
Hao: Took you a while....maybe I should send the spirit of fire and cook you alive. That would be interesting *smile*
Powerful_phoenix: cooked??? O_o Shut up!! I was busy since I had my final exams at high school!
Yoh: Aren't you bored of studying??
Powerful_phoenix( (crying waterfalls of tears): yeeeeeeees...but Now I'm back with the fourth chapter! Oh! And please add me to your MSN, I love to have new friends!!! (jumps up and down) Horo Horo: Aren't you a little....um...old to be jumping?
Powerful_phoenix: So what if I'm 17?? Don't forget I'm the author of this story and I can make you a lonely, pathetic and rejected 50 year old man ....em...WITHOUT FOOD!!!!
Horo Horo: noooooooooooo!! Please have mercy!! Powerful_phoenix: mmm, I'll let Anna take care of you
Horo Horo: (grins)you mean sweet annie??
*Anna appears with a hammer*
Anna: talking about me?
(Horo Horo looks at her and then to Hao)
Horo Horo: maybe being cooked alive isn't as bad as it sounds...
Notes:
" " = when characters are speaking = when characters are thinking
Horo Horo and Ryu arrived succesfully to the Asakura house.
After Yoh had been hit three times on the head...O_o... his friends woke him up and told him to do the exercises.
Poor Yoh...
ENJOY!!!!
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The last thought of Anna was ...
"when did the boys become so hot?""
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-"Sweet mother of God, what did I do to deserve such...beautiful...landscape!!!!" Anna thought.
Of course, this aren't the things the fearful and cold itako would think normally, but...if you are under the effects of a love potion...what could you expect?? It was around 6 pm, the sun was going down to let the moon illuminate the city. A perfect time of the day to go on a date, take a walk, kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend, go out with your friends...and see hot guys doing exercises on your yard!!
At least Anna was doing that...and she was having a great time!
Yoh, Hao, Lyserg and Ren were doing the 400 push-ups Anna made them do...that means 4 hotties doing exercises in front of you...with the soft light of the sun on their bodies...it's just irresistible.
Anna could not move, could not breathe...she was helpless!
Damn itako training!
She could handle ghosts and fearful spirits, or maybe tight situations when you
have to fight for your life...but she couldn't do the same with handsome,
perfect
and sexy boys who would do anything for her!
I mean, who could blame her for drooling?
It was like having Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Heath Ledger and Colin Farrell there!
-"mmm...I'm bored, I better get....Ren? What are you doing? What the hell...??? HE TOOK HIS SHIRT OFF!! ...*blushes* he sure has a um...good body and a 6 pack!! I need air! AIR!...mmmm...I have to reward Yoh for never closing his shirt properly, I have a good...ejem....view from here.
Aww, poor Lyserg, just look at his angelic, model-like face. Gosh he has the most perfect soft skin I've ever seen. I wonder what the English do to have that kind of skin! And he sure has precious emerald green eyes. Come on Lyserg, don't be shy and show me that hot body of yours so I can...
crap....
"*gasp* oh my....*huge gasp* I hate you Hao Asakura...for having such a PERFECT body just like that American guy Brad Pitt! Call 911! ER! I'm about to have a heart attack! AIR! I'm hyperventilating here! "
At this point, the strong and determined itako, who was meant to be the shaman king's wife (that means Yoh Asakura) in three years or so, was doing the unimaginable...having indecent thoughts...the kind of X-rated fantasies you can watch at the porn channel, ok, maybe that's a little too much.
And yes, you can assume the love potion made a STRONG effect on her.
By the time, the potion was overpowering her, specially if you keep staring at the boys and she...
Anna Kyouyama...
Looking at the four shaman like she hadn't eaten in weeks...like a cannibal waiting to attack its food.
And she had to watch all the moves of her "food"
1. "We start with a 'Chinese soup', then we continue with the main dish "double Asakura" and for desert sweet 'English ice-cream...What? Hao is done? Don't go! You'll ruin my menu. Maybe I should make him do...let's say...1000 more push-ups *devilish smile* No! Don't go! Not yet! Ren! Lyserg! STAAAAAYYY!!!!
Anna was so focused on drooling over Hao and the guys she didn't notice she started walking towards the them, except that she didn't look where she was going and, tripped.
When she was about to hit the floor, a pair of strong arms caught her.
"Are you ok?"
Anna look at her "hero". No other than Yoh Asakura.
The blond smiled for being such a bad boy and god damn sexy...I am so going to kiss you now *devilish smile*
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Manta, red in embarrassment for being laughed at for about half an hour, dragged Chocolove out of the room to discuss the problem.
"You know what Dylan? Maybe we are just imagining things, I mean if you think about it, that's ...um, like, Impossible?"
Manta looked at him in disbelief.
"I'm Manta and I am NOT crazy if that's what you're implying, I KNOW what I saw...you saw it too!! Don't be a traitor!"
The black shaman sighed.
"I don't....
"Why don't you be my girlfriend I'll treat you good (I'll treat you good girl) I know you hear your friends when they say you should 'Cause if you were my girlfriend I'd be your shining star The one to show you where you are Girl you should be my girlfriend"
A voice could be heard at some distance...singing "Girlfriend", from N*sync.
Manta and Chocolove looked at each other.
"Chocolove, do you know who likes that boy band?"
"Um...maybe Tamao and Pilika but..."
"That's a the voice of...
Both of them opened their eyes wide like plates.
"It's Ren's voice!!!!"
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1. "I'll go to my room now so I can try on some of the clothes...I think I'll go to sleep early, all that shopping drained all my energy"- said the older Tao with the model figure (A/N: that's not fair! I want her body!! Why her?????)
"I'll have your bath ready for you and Miss Anna ready then, Miss Jun"
"You don't have to call me 'Miss' Tamao, we are friends and you make me feel old, please call me Jun"
The pink-haired girl smiled.
"ok...Jun"
"That's better. I'll leave you two alone...well, after Pilika finishes the food marathon she has planned in order to pork up"
And there was Pilika, in the kitchen, eating everything she saw. Tamao sighed.
The ainus DO have something in common beside the blue hair.
Jun smiled once again and left the kitchen, she was going to her room when she heard a familiar voice...singing??
Is that the person I think??
Jun Tao hurried to the voice and there was Ren Tao singing a N*sync song...including dance moves!!
She was speechless.
But if THAT can happen then...Britney Spears becoming a nun DOES have possibilities...
......
...nah! that's BEYOND impossible
Ren didn't notice her because he was too concentrated singing, he finished the song and then he started with "Baby I'm in love" from Thalia and then entered his room.
Jun fell to her knees.
-" If he did what I think he just did then that means Petter Pan and the gorgeous Captain America do exist...and if that is true then so is Santa Claus and...OMG!! The midget with the big head was right!!"
Jun left her bags in the corridor to look for Yoh's best friend..2 seconds later she returned to grab her bags and start looking again for Manta and Chocolove.
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Manta and Chocolove paced around the room.
This was going too far.
"I think we need help"- started the black shaman.
"Yes, we should send mails around the world with the S.O.S. message.."- started Manta.
"Or call the police...no, that won't do...I got it! The FBI!!...no! I know! The SWAT team!!
Manta sweatdroped
"Don't you think you are um...overreacting a little??
"Yes, you are right, we should immediately call C.S.I" "Chocolove, you DO know that is a TV show , right?"
"Who is a show?"
Manta slapped his hand on his forehead, this would go nowhere.
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Anna, I...- he couldn't continue because the itako put a delicate finger on his lips.
Sshh, no need to talk.
But I...
-"You're sweating, why don't you take your shirt off? Or better...let ME take it off"- she said looking at her Adonis in front of her in a ...hungry way.
As the blond slipped the shirt from his arms, Yoh didn't know how much he could resist from doing something NC-17 right there.
He closed his eyes to feel her cool fingers caress his skin and felt some reaction on his lower part...
Something that had never happened to him before.
Once she took it off, he looked at her with lust, and he was surprised to see the EXACT thing he was feeling on her eyes.
It was the first time he has looked at her in that way and the first time she has looked at him like that.
Well, they are fifteen...
That means...
Developed Teenagers...
Developed teenagers with crazy hormones...
Oh what the hell!
Yoh raised his left arm and touched delicately with his fingers Anna's right arm.
She shivered at his touch and closed her eyes, but she wouldn't let him have all the control.
She looked at him sexily and he blushed. Then, Anna put both of her arms around his neck and stood on her tiptoes so she could....
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"I GOT IT!!!!"- someone screamed.
Manta looked at Chocolove in disbelief...the midget had been racking his brains to think on a possible solution, trying to remember all of his special classes in order to find something that could help them with the problem. But in the other hand...this was Chocolove, and that means...
"I say: this is product of the aliens!!"
Manta fell hard to the floor.
...that means he would come up with a stupid idea...
"Chocolove, I think I got it?"
1. "Really? What is it?"
1. "I say: you watch TOO MUCH TV!! You've had enough of "Mars Attack", "Independence Day", "Evolution", "Men In Black", "Taken", etc, etc."
"You mean...-his eyes started to water- they are not real?"
1. "No! Geez, you act like you just found out Santa Claus doesn't exist!"
Chocolove looked at him alarmed.
1. "Santa...isn't...he isn't...*sniff* real?"
"You...you didn't know?"
1 second...
2 seconds...
3 seconds...
-"BBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chocolove left the room crying like a 5 year old boy and Manta sweatdroped.
"I'm surrounded by idiots"
sigh
-"Not anymore"- said a feminine voice and Manta turned to see who had
just spoken.
- "Jun!"
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"Anna please...oohh"
Anna was licking his earlobe and he was completely at her mercy, her
tongue was making him feel new and pleasant emotions he didn't know he
could feel.
She bit sexily his earlobe and he let a soft moan escape from his mouth.
Yoh took her waist and made her look at him.
"Now it's my turn Kyouyama"- he said in a husky voice that surprised her.
He drew near to her looking at her soft, pink lips. Even if he wanted to devour her, he tried not to rush things and he brushed gently his lips against hers.
Then, he kissed her lightly, as if he was afraid to touch her.
He didn't know she was growing impatient and he was surprised when she crushed her mouth into his.
Oh, this was TOO good to be true.
- "You are going to kill me Anna...oh well, I can't be left behind and let you have all the fun- he thought before he squeezed her against him, pressing their bodies closer together and deepening the kiss.
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Manta was impatient.
A minute ago Jun had told him she believed him and was willing to help. Then she told him to shut up and was listening carefully for um...nothing!
- "Jun..."
-"Shut up"
-"But..."
Then, the Tao girl run out from the room and Manta had to follow her. She stopped before a tree and threw a ball that was nearby.
Manta thought this was really stupid but when he heard an "Ow", he knew there was someone on the tree.
The person fell to the floor rubbing his head and butt.
Manta had to open his mouth from the surprise.
"It's Yoh's father!"
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Anna put one hand on Yoh's hair messing it completely while the other pulled his face closer by his neck to deepen the kiss, both sending bolts of electricity and desire through their body.
Yoh felt he was loosing it. He had no control over his emotions and actions and he felt his head spinning.
His right hand was on her back and the other was on her waist pressing her to him. But this hand was also threatening to go down...and it did.
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"Oh crap! What do you kids want?? I'm a busy man!" Manta and Jun sweatdrop.
"Excuse me sir, but, how can you be busy if you don't have a job?"- asked manta.
Mikihisa Asakura started to sweat.
"How can I tell them my job is to spy on my son...and I can't miss the best make-out I've ever seen, that was getting interesting! Um, whatever, I have to go now..."
1. "But we need your help!" – Jun finally said looking at him with pleading
eyes.
Mikihisa looked at Jun, then at Manta.
1. "What a strange couple I can't help you with the size problem, I'm a shaman, not a wizard. But if you want to try the miss over here then a chair can be helpful"
That was it.
Manta flushed like mad and Jun was trying not to laugh.
"That's NOT what I meant!"- screamed Manta.
Mikihisa looked confused, then laughed.
"If you want to do OTHER things...maybe I can help"- said Mikihisa.
"THAT'S NOT IT!!!!!"
"THEN, WHAT IS IT!???"- Yoh's dad screamed exasperated.
"I HAD AN AFFAIR WITH MARILYN MANSON!!!!!!!!!"- screamed Jun.
silence
1. "What?"- she asked after she saw the unconscious bodies of Manta Oyamada and Mikihisa Asakura lying on the ground.
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"Miss Anna!"
"Uh?"
Anna turned when she heard someone screaming her name. It was Tamao screaming from the house. Anna thanked God she didn't see the position she was with her fiancé.
-"What, Tamao?"
- "Your bath is ready!!!"
"OK!"
The moment Anna turned to look at her fiancé, was the moment Yoh couldn't handle the terrible headache the potion made him feel after making out with Anna.
-"Anna?"
- "Yes, Yoh?"
- "That was great"
*PLOP*
Yoh was unconscious on the ground with a huge grin on his face.
Anna was concerned about him, but smiled when she recalled the past minutes.
She never thought she could feel like that...
And the way Yoh touched her, it just sent Goosebumps all over her body.
"Miss Anna!"
"I'm going dammit!!"
Anna got up and walked to the house leaving a happy unconscious shirtless Yoh on the ground.
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"So, you say everyone is going crazy?"- finally said Mikihisa .
Jun had to wake them up with water and Manta explained everything he knew about "the situation".
1. "Please sir, you have to help us!"- begged Manta and then he notices someone singing.
Baby I love you Love You Baby I need you Need You I gotta have you I gotta have you baby Can't be without you Be without you
Again, Ren was singing and doing strange dance moves in the corridor. Manta, Jun and Mikihisa saw it with a HUGE drop behind their heads.
"Who is that gay?"
Mikihisa asked and Jun started to cry.
"My brother is NOT gay you senseless git! He is a normal guy who keeps his porn under his bed!"
Mikihisa and Manta fell hard to the floor.
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10 KM away from the Asakura house, a group dressed all in white with a
girl dressed in a fine dress were walking by the streets. Everyone turned
to see who was this strange but beautiful and innocent girl with cute red
eyes.
- "Marco, I feel strong furyoku that way" – said the girl in her usual
sweet tone.
- "Miss Jeanne, that road leads to the Asakura house"- answered the blond
man with respect.
- "Then, we shall pay a visit"
"As you wish"
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-"This is nice"
-"You said it"
Jun smiled and Anna relaxed. She never really talked to the Tao girl, but she always acted nice to her, so it was no problem if they shared the bath of the hot springs.
Anna closed her eyes and thought about the past events, all the color went to her head when she remembered Yoh and their passionate kiss.
"Nice memories?"- asked Jun.
"mm, you can say that"
silence
"Is it true you had an affair with Marilyn Manson?"
Jun almost drowned from the shock o the question.
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8 PM
- "Where am I?"
- "Yoh, watch out!!!"
- "Uh?"
*POW*
X_X
Too late, the ball was sent with such force it knocked Yoh and he fell unconscious (again) when he was just waking up.
Ren, Horo Horo and Ryu walked over to him.
"Master Yoh! I'll carry him to his room"- said Ryu
"You had to play too hard Hoto Hoto"
"My name is Horo Horo, you stupid Chinese!"
"You want a rematch?"
"You can bet on that"
Horo Horo and Ren looked at each other with fury and then they played a "one on one" (A/N: I think that's how it's called in basketball when it's a game for two)
The competition was tight until Horo Horo threw the ball too hard (again) and it flew past the walls of the house.
Ren looked at Horo Horo.
"The first who gets the ball wins"
"Then, run if you want to catch me"
Both shaman sped off in direction of the ball.
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OUTSIDE THE ASAKURA HOUSE
The x-laws were waiting instructions from the leader.
1. "I'll go in first, then we all can..."- started Jeanne when a ball came to her and Marco caught it.
1. "Please, Give it to me, Marco"- she asked politely.
1. "Yes, Miss Jeanne"
Jeanne smiled at Marco when she received the ball, but then she heard something.
A second later two boys were running towards her screaming "It's mine"
The result: Two boys on top of Jeanne and the leader of the X-laws lying unconscious on the ground.
K.O.
X_X
Marco was flushed with anger.
"X-LAWS: ATTACK!!!"
Immediately, several guns were pointed at their heads.
*gulp*
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"What happened?"- demanded Anna to a nervous Tamao.
"We...we...they...miss Jeanne...water...help!"
"Miss Jeanne was knocked out and she needs help"- said someone
"And WHO are you?"
"I'm her protector and..."
"Whatever, she just need some water"
Anna had just finished her bath when she heard a lot of noise and new voices. When she walked to the kitchen there were like 7 strangers and the place a total mess.
Tamao was trying to calm down and Anna had to give the new girl some liquid...but there was no water.
Oh! There's strawberry juice!
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"Jun! You better come!"
"What's wrong Manta?"
"I don't know why but I have a feeling something bad is going to happen"
"I'm coming"
Both of them run to the kitchen and saw Anna giving something to a new girl.
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Anna served the content into a glass and offered it to the girl.
1. "Thanks, that's very kind of you"- answered Jeanne and sipped the content.
At first, she felt like she was about to vomit the juice but then it was over and when she opened her eyes...
"Are you ok?"- asked Anna trying to not sound worried, but the girl had this strange glint on her eyes and she felt something was not right.
"I'm fine now that YOU are here...sweetie"
Jeanne winked at Anna.
Um....what?
And now, the angelic girl, leader of the x-laws...
Was checking her out
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AUTHOR´S NOTES: finished!!!!!!!!!! THE 4TH CHAPTER!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEAHH!!
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