If I owned Naruto, I would have written all the guys a bit older; then I could've enjoyed them more... [lecherous grin] Too bad they're all only 12 or so. And Kiba's hair is so fun...I want to rumple it around...
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Watch out for Snakes!
-by gatogirl1
"SPIT ME OUT!" yelled Naruto, poking the snake's innards with a kunai. "Kuso! No good," he sighed, then reached for his waist pouch. "Do I have anything?" His fingers closed on something and he pulled it out to inspect it. A Styrofoam cup full of instant-just-add-hot-water-noodle-goodness. "Oh, my ramen for lunch."
A sudden shift in the snake's body' caused the Cup Ramen to fall out of his hand and further down the digestive tube of the giant snake. Naruto could only watch in horror as his beloved food was melted away by the digestive enzymes and swept away by the other sticky fluids around.
"Oh heck no, you did not just do that!" Naruto's voice was uncharacteristically soft, but dangerously so. He clenched up his face teeth bared and eyes fast shut. His fist slowly tightened around his kunai, until...
Crack!
The kunai broke under the sheer pressure of Naruto's hand. His eyes flew open, his once blue eyes now burning with a fiery crimson light. His hands uncurled, revealing claws at the tips of his fingers.
"If you're not going to spit me out, I'll make you!" Naruto's voice built up from its earlier softness. "You'll pay for ever messing with my Ramen! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroah!" With a shout, Naruto pushed the snake away from his body.
Outside, the snake sat calmly perched on a branch. Moments later, it's midsection expanded, and then burst as the red-eyed Naruto leapt out from its belly.
"You hear me?!" Naruto snarled angrily at the dead snake. "No one messes with Uzumaki Naruto's Ramen and lives!"
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This was how this scene originally was going to play out[I like to think], but the writers decided that they didn't want Kyuubi to leak out until there were other people around to watch the change in Naruto... If I made you laugh, tell me!