Harry Potter/LOTR Crossover

Out of the Forest One Day

Chapter 2

Author's Note: Gimli has demanded that I apologize for my misspelling of "dwarf". When Gimli first appeared last chapter, I said "dwark." I am sorry for that. But it HAS given Legolas a funny name to call him, so Legolas thanks me for that.

Enjoy.

Frodo woke up in the guest room of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That was what it was called, as they had learned. Sunlight poured into the room and Frodo could hear Legolas singing "Feelings" in the shower. Aragorn was combing his hair, and Gimli was shaving.

Frodo looked around and saw Merry and Pippin were also just getting up. Sam was still asleep, snoring loudly.

All of a sudden, there was a knock at the door, and in came a very small and hideous creature. Gandalf gasped and jumped forward, yelling "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Sam jumped in bed and gasped. Then he hid behind the covers of the bed.

Legolas ran out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist and bubbles in his hair. He was screeching "I SENSE DANGER. I SENSE DANGER." He reached for his bows and arrows then realized he didn't have them on him.

The small creature backed away in fear and explained.

"Pardon masters, but I am no threat. I am but a house elf, here for your service."

"Elf? Ew." Legolas stuck his tongue out. "He's obviously been possessed by the ring or something, because elves are ALWAYS BEAUTIFUL!" Frodo looked at the creature. "Gollum?" he asked stupidly.

"No sir. Dobby. Dobby the house elf."

"Um ok then."

"I have come to inform you that breakfast is ready. You will take the same seats as last night."

"Oh!" Aragorn came forward and politely pushed the house elf out the door. "Well, we'll be right out." Then he closed the door behind the elf and sighed.

"What a hideous elf!" Legolas said, as he made his way back into the bathroom to comb out his hair.

The friends immerged in minutes, wearing the same clothes. They were walking among the halls along with some students on their way to breakfast, when a little man annoyingly began to zoom around Gimli's head laughing.

"Peeves!" the eight friends heard a student say. Gimli tried to swat him but his hand passed through him like a ghost.

"Look at the little dwarfy!" Peeves laughed. "So small! So sweet!" Peeves cackled. Gimli fumed and turned red.

"BE SILENT YOU FOWL THING!" he roared. With one swoop, Gimli brought his axe above his head and brought it down on Peeves. Too bad Peeves had decided to be solid for that minute. The axe split him in half, sending him to rest for good.

All was quiet in the hall. Then the hall erupted into claps and cheers. Gimli grinned and waved like a movie star till Legolas came up behind him and smacked him on that back of his head.

"Take it easy Gimli. That guy wasn't bigger then a lunchbox." Gimli mumbled to himself and sulked all the way to the Great Hall.

At breakfast, Trelawney kept asking Legolas if he and Aragorn were an item, and this annoyed Legolas very much till he ended having to pretend to spill hot tea on her so that she'd leave finally. When she was gone, he leaned over to Aragorn and said "Who told her????"

The Hobbits learned they would have to attend classes with the students. Sam and Frodo went to Charms with the Gryffindor people. In Charms they were learning a simple spell to make themselves invisible for a while. When Frodo was asked to demonstrate, he slipped on the ring quite easily, and Professor Flitwick was very pleased.

Merry and Pippin went with Hufflepuff to attend Defense Against the Dark Arts. They each received wands from the teacher for they were dealing with a boggart again. Merry's turned into a ring wraith, and with the spell, Merry managed to give it the head of a chicken.

Pippin's turned into a duck with horns, although no one understood why. Pippin explained he had always found the idea quite frightening. Merry rolled his eyes and slapped Pippin.

Legolas and Gimli went with Hagrid to help with his Care for Magical Creatures class. One boy with silver hair and two dumb looking friends in the class couldn't stop snickering. Gimli advised Legolas to go stand behind him to keep an eye on him, so he did. All was going well, until Legolas heard the boy says something about "stupid ass pointy ears". With one motion, Legolas took a bow from his back and pointed it at the boy's head.

"Care to repeat that?" he breathed. The boy squeaked "no" and was silent for the rest of class. But after the class was over, Hargid had a talk with Legolas about discipline. Gimli snickered. "Dwark." Legolas whispered at Gimli, and Gimli fumed. (A/N: See Author's Note at beginning)

Aragorn stayed with Snape in the dungeons. All the children loved him much more then Snape, and eventually Snape asked Aragorn to leave. So Aragorn went to find Legolas.

Gandalf wandered the grounds, examining this strange place with disgust. It was such a slam at their world, it was obvious.

All through the day, Frodo went to wizard classes and learned the strange ways of these odd "humans." But he wondered, would the evil forces follow him here too? He couldn't stay here too long. It would only put these people in danger.
Author's note: Yay! I know that chapter was pretty pointless, but I just wanted to show the two worlds colliding. Please review. Next chapter soon.