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Episode 93: In the words best spoken by Simon Birch...

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"Ah!" Tsunande gasped. She fell to the ground, one leg useless and a hand clutching her arm. Her face hardened as she glared up at her opponent. 'He got my muscles.'

Kabuto grinned fearlessly at her, certain he had the upper hand. "I cut your bicep and rectus femoris," he couldn't help but gloat. Bragging to the fallen other was always a distinct pleasure of his-opening his enemies' eyes to their failure. Victory was near when the competition realized their own incompetence. There was something about the look in their eyes that thrilled him- them knowing they were weaker and doomed...and yet refusing to give up the fight. Passion for the battle, hatred for their own failure and inevitable fate- the three spiraling together in a seductive dance urged him on to greater heights.

"Why do you not go for my artery?" Tsunande's face was a banquet to his senses. Stoic mask cut away, her anger and will to battle

It would only make the task of breaking them- finally dominating and controlling that person- that much sweeter. When sharp pain twisted their passion into hopelessness and defeat.

"It's true that with this scalpel I can cut blood vessels and muscles without marring the surface." Kabuto acknowledged with a smirk, tilting his face down so that the glare of his glasses hid his eyes from view. "But during battle, even I cannot create a scalpel that is long and fine enough to reach the artery and heart."

One hand came up to push the glasses back, revealing his cunning, glinting black gaze. "Then again, there is no problem if I go for...something more important."

With that declaration he darted forward again, his hand glowing with chakra that spiked off his fingertips. He drew close to his prey. His eyes shining with excitement as a spark of defeat flashing in the downed woman's face. Licking his lips hungrily, he reached out, intent on the kill.

"BOOBS!"

"AAAAAaaH!" Tsunande shrieked at the violation. "HENTAI!"

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Never heard this quote before? "Simon Birch" is a great movie(be prepared to laugh and cry), which I do not own. TambiƩn no tengo Naruto.

By the way, did anyone notice how loud Kabuto-san chomps?!? I mean, come on! He's this amazing medical ninja, he survives the most terrible damage, he's a superior spy...and he chomps!? A little reality here! His missions probably always fail because his position is given away by his loud chomping! Or why he never gets dates...the girls can't stand how he eats!