Harry Potter/LOTR Crossover

Out of the Forest One Day

Chapter 6

Author's Note: Hahaha yes I am back already! These chapters are coming faster because I got some good ideas. And as promised......

Thank you Cary Ezquerro for all your fabulous ideas. They will be seen throughout this series. Yay wahoo for you. Hope you're happy. Opa. Or however the Greek spell it. Cause we thought of them at the greek thingy.....yeah........

The next morning at breakfast, Aragorn was practically pulling his hair out trying to figure out what Frodo said.

"Ringraiths? No Frodo. They couldn't follow you here."

"Aragorn, if we could come here, so can they!"

"But we're putting these people in danger!" Aragorn said. He sighed and waved his hand.

"Go eat breakfast." He said plainly. Frodo shrugged and went off to the Gryffindor table.

Dumbledore stood up proudly and tapped his glass for quiet. The students ceased to talk except for one annoying fifth year at Ravenclaw table who kept talking and talking loudly.

"As you know......." Dumbledore began, but the student was talking and laughing very loudly.

"I........." Dumbledore glared at the student, but he still didn't stop talking. Everything was quiet except for his jabbering, until a Hufflepuff across the room yelled "SHUT UP!!" and threw a wine glass at his head.

The smashing echoed in the Great Hall and the Ravenclaw fell to the ground, unconscious. Dumbledore sighed and pulled out an intercom from underneath his table and pressed a button, then spoke into it "Uh, janitors, we need a clean up in aisle 3. Aisle 3, clean up. Thanks." Then he put it back under his table and two men came and picked up the kid, and carried him out.

"Now anyway," Dumbledore said smiling calmly. "From now on, I think my name shall be Dumbleya."

"HAAAAAWHAAAAT???" Profressor Flitwick said, just like Dave Shepell. But Dumbledore swatted him in the face and he fell off his chair, rubbing his face.

"Anyway, that's my new name." He smiled kindly at the students. It was dead quiet. You could hear a pin drop. One person coughed.

"Ok, for the new announcement." Dumble....err....Dumbleyadore cleared his throat and began. "I have decided to kill the squid in the lake so we can make it a recreational swimming pool." Profressor Mcgonagall coughed and choked on her wine at these words. Dumbledore eyeballed her then continued. "And I'm tearing down the Forbidden Forest to make an oversized tennis court."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" A dementor by the door suddenly cried out and ran out the door, all the way down to the forest, and began hugging the trees.

"He'll get over it." Dumbledore said smiling. "Just another tree hugger dementor. So many these days.........." Then he sat down and everyone began talking again and eating.

Aragorn leaned in towards Dumbledore and whispered "Sir, I do not think it wise to cute down the forest. There are monsters in there you do not want out."

Dumbledore looked at Aragorn from under his spectacles.

"We will deal with them." He said. "Please enjoy your meal." Aragorn frowned, but continued to eat, his stomach tight.

Two dementors were out on the grounds, walking and talking.

"So, ummm Frank, I didn't know you were a tree hugger. But after that spectacle at dinner..."

"Yeah Paul I am. I really believe in Save The Trees. I'm Green Party."

"Really?"

"Yeah I voted for Nader you know."

"Who's Nader??"

"OH MY GOD!! You don't know who NADER IS?? Who'd you vote for anyway Paul?"

"Pat Buchanan."

Frank stared at Paul.

"You're from Florida aren't you?"

"Yeah why?"

"No reason. Wanna a cigarette?"

The two dementors continued on, looking out at the Forbidden Forest.

Author's Note: Mwa ahahahahah. Evil tree hugging dementors! I hope that chapter was funny, even for non-Americans. Action will be starting soon!

Ron: You didn't even MENTION me in that chapter!

Pippin: She didn't mention me either.

Me: Yeah. See? Plus you get your own series with Shanon.

Ron: RON FOR PRESIDENT.

Me: SHUT UP!!!