Zell's Prince Romeo

Me: YAY!! I can't believe you all love my story. I feel so loved. Warm fuzzes all round. ::hands out cookies to all who reviewed:: Enjoy!

Zell: So... do I get to punch the living day lights out of Rinoa?

Me: ::whispering:: No, sorry. Squall and Seifer do though.

Squall: Yeah. Can I kill her, please?

Me: Maybe... Umm... rape warning.

Zell: O.o What do you mean rape warning? Who?

Me: I am not telling you have to read to find out.

Chapter Six

'I wonder what surprise Zell has?' Thought Squall as he made his way to his dorm room.
Squall entered his room to see Zell naked with his mouth gagged. Zell had his hands were tied behind his back with handcuffs and his feet were tied together also by handcuffs. He was kneeling while tears were streaming down his beautiful tattooed face. Squall had to try and not get turned on at the site of Zell. This was another one on Squall's more twisted fantasies. "Zell."

He walked toward the blonde, then Squall noticed Rinoa sitting on his leather couch. "I'm much smarter than you think I am. Your journal is very interesting." She said, as she stood up and start to walk over to Squall. She was holding a brown leather book with a broken lock. "I could guess at what your journal will say tonight." Rinoa continued while walking around Zell, on the floor, stroking his head. "Dear Journal. Today has been good. Zell said he had a surprise for me, which I couldn't wait to see. When I got there Zell was on the floor naked and tied up. This turned me on completely." Rinoa walked up to Squall, smiling. "Then I saw Rinoa who gave me a proposition, which I happily accepted."

Squall glared at Rinoa. "What kind of proposition?"

"You have sex with me, wholehearted, and I will not hurt your precious, Juliet."

Squall looked at Zell, who was quietly sobbing with tears still running down his face. 'Zell... I don't want to hurt you, I love you, but I don't want to sleep with that slut. That's why I broke up with her. I don't understand why is she so desperate to sleep with me? Why? I'm not that hot.'

"Well Squall?" Said Rinoa. "From your slow reply, I will take it that you won't. Well then I will just have to make you."

Rinoa waved her hand in front of Squall's face. Squall started to feel strange and he couldn't move his body. As the raven-haired woman tuned to walk towards the bedroom the brunette's body moved without him wanting it to.

'What the hell is going on? Zell, I didn't want to hurt you. Bloody Sorceress. I can't believe this is happening. This better be a nightmare. I hope I wake up... soon.'

Rinoa turned around and looked at Zell. "Dear Juliet. You're watching this, because you stole my Romeo." With a wave of her hand Zell was lifted into the air and placed at the bedroom door. Rinoa and Squall started kissing passionately while removing the other persons, clothes.

'This can't be happening. This can't be happening. Why? Why would she be so desperate? Why? Oh Hyne, please no. Please someone tell me she's not doing this to get pregnant. That would tie me to her forever. I could never leave her with my child. Oh please Hyne no.'

Zell eyes widen at hearing Squall's thoughts. 'Please let Squall be wrong. Please don't let her win.' Zell's mind prayed to no one, in particular. Silence tears were still flowing down the blonde cheeks.

Rinoa and Squall were both undressed and now were both kissing madly on the bed. Rinoa was on top of the brunette, moaning his name over and over. Squall, on the other hand was furious, but his body would not show it. Squall's mind was shouting abuse at the raven-haired woman while his mouth and body were shouting for more. The said woman was in the world of pleasure that she didn't want to leave. She knew that, she would never have to worry about this land of pleasure leaving. It was tied to her.

Just as she was reaching her peak, she felt a sharp blow to her left side. "Ahh." Rinoa fell off of the bed and she lost control of Squall. Squall moved and ran to Zell who was still at the bedroom door entrance. He untied the gag and hugged Zell tightly. Zell smiled slightly. "I love you, too."

Seifer was there, naked, towering over the raven-haired woman. He was standing with Hyperion in his hands, ready to strike. His forest green eyes were filled with hatred. "How could you make me do that? Damn bitch." With that Hyperion sliced right though Rinoa's right shoulder to her hip and out. She screamed in agony. Her scream died and so did she.

Seifer walked over to the hugging couple. "Zell, I'm so sorry. I-"

"Let's all get dressed first." Interrupted Zell. With that said Seifer went to find Rinoa's clothing. He found what he was looking for, a set of keys. He went over to Zell and unlocked the tight handcuffs. "Thanks. Those things really hurt." Said the shorter blonde while rubbing his wrists and ankles.

The three men searched for they're clothing. Squall found this easy since it was all in the bedroom. Zell and Seifer had a hard time. They both had to back track to find everything. When all three were full dressed, Squall pulled Zell into a tight embrace. Zell returned the hug and buried his head in the brunette's shoulder, crying softly, glad that the nightmare was over.

Seifer didn't want to interrupt the couple, but he just had to. "Zell." The said couple loosened their hold on each other. Squall turned so they were both facing Seifer.

The taller blonde hung his head low. "Zell... I'm so sorry. I didn't want to do it. Damn Sorceresses think they can control me." Seifer eyes narrowed at the floor. "Do I have a sign on my head, that says 'possess me please. I want it so badly.'" Seifer let out an angry growl, and looked over at Rinoa's dead, lifeless body. "Damn bitch."

"Seifer."

Seifer looked up, the hatred had left his eyes and had become full of remorse. "I'm so sorry. I should h-"

"Seifer, it's ok. I forgive you. I know you didn't mean to hurt me." Zell walked up to Seifer and but his hand on the taller man's shoulder. "Don't worry about it."

Squall stood there confused. "Okay please can you clear up some things for me. Firstly, how did Seifer get in here? He doesn't know my code. Secondly, what happened between you two? Thirdly, how are we going to explain that?" He said pointing to Rinoa.

Zell laughed lightly. "Do we really need to explain what happened to Rinoa, cuz if you haven't forgotten you're the Headmaster plus no one is going to miss her."

"Chicken's right." Said the taller blonde. Zell was fine about the nickname. When Seifer said it he didn't have the same malice in his voice. He said it more brotherly. "I was in your wardrobe."

Squall was more confused than he was in the first place. "Why were you in my wardrobe?"

"Let us explain the whole story, okay?" Said Zell. Squall nodded and they both began to retell what had happened.

/#/ Flashback /#/

Zell ran happily back to the brunette's room and punching the code. The doors opened and Zell walked in. 'I'm sure I left the lights on.' Zell switched the lights and headed to the kitchen.

"What do we have here? A little surprise." Said an annoying voice from behind Zell. He knew that voice was familiar but he couldn't place it. He turned around and was faced with the most evil person Zell had ever known.

Zell growled. "Rinoa..."

"Hello there, Zelly." Said the raven-haired woman. Zell noticed that the woman eyes were glowing. "What do we have here? Are you making a surprise for Squallie?"

"It's none of your business. How did you get in here?" Growled Zell. Her voice was getting irritating.

"You're not the only one who knows his code. He really should have changed it." With that Rinoa's eyes glowed brighter and noises could be heard from the bedroom.

"Who else id here?" Asked Zell, just a Seifer walked out of the said room. "Seifer?" The taller blonde eyes looked glazed over. Zell walked up to him and tried to shake him, awake. "Seifer, don't let her win." Zell knew that Rinoa had possessed him. He had seen that glazed over look many times before.

Rinoa walked over to the two blondes and put her hand on Seifer's shoulder. "He cannot wake up." The woman's eyes narrowed at the shorter blonde. "I will get you for what you have done to me."

Zell was confused. "What are you talking about I haven't done anything to you?"

"You stole MY Squallie away from me." She yelled at the top of her annoying voice.

"I did no such thing. You and Squall broke up. It's not my fault that it was because he thought I had a cuter ass." Said Zell smugly.

Rinoa growled angrily. "Seifer get him!" Seifer reached out and grabbed Zell arms and lifted them above the shorter blonde head.

"Seifer! Let me go! Don't let her win! Seifer!" Zell screamed as his arms were twisted, painfully, behind his back. Rinoa pulled out a pair of handcuffs, and put them tightly on Zell's wrists. Seifer still had a tight grip on Zell's arms.

Seifer's eyes flashed from glazed to normal to glazed over, again. "Zell... I-I'm... so-sorry." Seifer was finding it extremely hard to speak, and to not follow the sorceress's wishes. 'I HATE sorceresses.' Thought Seifer as Rinoa hit him on the shoulder.

"Do it now!" She screamed at Seifer. Seifer's body put Zell on the ground, on his stomach. His hands moved against his will and began to undress himself and the smaller blonde.

"Seifer! No, please don't!" Zell tried to struggle but strong hands were making it very difficult. When both men were, finally, naked, Zell was tried out. He had struggle too hard and had not much energy to move. Seifer went on his knees and pick Zell up, from behind, and placed the smaller man on his knees also.

"Do it now." Rinoa's eyes were burning evilly, and an equally evil grin was set on her red lips. "Do it."

With that said Seifer's body reacted, his member became hard and pulsated. He entered Zell opening, roughly and painfully. Zell tried not to scream in pain but he couldn't. He let out a loud scream that the whole of could have heard, but no one did. Seifer was thrusting in and out faster and faster, with a death grip on Zell hips. The shorter blonde felt like his insides were being ripped open. Zell screamed in pain with each thrust. He couldn't take the pain. It hurt so much, tear started to well up in his eyes. They threatened to fall but Zell wouldn't let them. Seifer gave one last pain thrust in and Zell screamed at the top of his lungs. The tears that threatened fell down a beautiful tattooed face.

Zell body was tired and he couldn't move at all. The whole experience had weakened him. His body was been moved and order were given before he registered what was going on, he was on his knees and his ankles were handcuffed together. He was lifted by magic and place down facing the front door. Seifer walked into the bedroom and didn't return.

"Now all we need is Squall." Said Rinoa as she pick up a brown leather book, and started to read.

It seemed like an eternity for Zell. An eternity full of pain and tears. That was until Zell heard a worried voice from the front door. "Zell."

/#/ End Flashback /#/

Squall stood there, eyes wide. HIS Zell had been rape, by his possessed friend. "I'm going to kill her."

Seifer laughed lightly. "Sorry mate. I've already done that."

"How dare she?"

"Squall." Zell spoke quietly. Squall was taken out of mild anger. The brunette walked up to Zell and held him close.

"I'm never going to let you go." Said the brunette, pull Zell as close as possible. "I'm never going to let anyone hurt you."

Zell smiled into Squall neck. "Thank you, baby." Zell pulled away from the brunette and looked at the two taller men. "Well, I don't know about you two, but I would really like to forget this ever happened. I really don't want anyone to know about this. If anyone did find out then they would al be fussing about asking me 'if I was okay' every five seconds. I really don't need that right now, and I'm fine. I know you didn't mean it Seifer. I want it to go back to what it was like before that bitch came back. The bitch is dead now so we won't need to worry about her, right?" The taller men both nodded. "Good." Zell smiled brightly.

"One thing though," said Squall. "How are we going to clear up this mess." He pointed at the lifeless body that could just be seen in Squall's room. "Also, how are we going to explain it?"

"Who do we need to explain it to?" Asked Zell, still smiling brightly. No one would care that the most annoying person in the world was dead. Who would?

"Her dad might, that's the only person I can think about." Stated Seifer.

Zell bounced up and down on his feet. "Can we tell him that a T-Rexur killed her?" All three of them burst into laughter. The horrible experience from earlier, forgotten about, just like Rinoa.

"Yeah. I could make an announcement that the T-Rexurs have killed someone, and that people should be more careful when in the Training Centre." Squall's eyes were sparkling with excitement and happiness.

"That's a great idea." Zell was equally happy and excited.

Seifer laughed at the two males. "It will be just like acting for a play." The other men just nodded. "What should we do with the body?"

"We could just put it in a big, black plastic bag." Said Zell happily. The taller men just gave Zell a strange look. "What? I'm not the only one that hated her that much." Both gunbladers nodded. Zell was right.

"For now, I think we should put her body in the Training Centre." Stated Squall. Everyone agreed so Seifer and Squall Carried the body and Zell kept a look out of anyone.

Their journey to the Training Centre and back was fine. No one had seen them. Seifer left his two friends afterwards and headed to his own dorm. Zell and Squall were both equally exhusted. When they got back to the dorm, they both collapsed on Squall's bed. They snuggled up together and dozed off to sleep, fully dressed.

The next day Selphie had called a rehearsal. Everyone who had entered for a part and had got one, she even had to double up a few people. The whole Quad had been closed off and was now full of males. Selphie bounced slightly on her feet, if she wasn't with Irvine she would have want to jump most of the people here. But alas she was with Irvine, which wasn't really a bad thing. He was the reason she was more bouncy and happy.

"Listen up everyone." All eyes were on her, as she smiled brightly. "I would like to inform you that, myself and Irvine are getting married and having a baby." She couldn't contain herself anymore. She jumped in the air. "Yay!"

Everyone congratulated Irvine and Selphie. Selphie was still happily bouncing around. 'Today's going to be a good day.' She thought.

"Listen up, again. We need to get this started." Selphie look over and saw Dr. Kadowaki and Quistis walk towards her. She smiled brightly at them, and signed them to come closer.

They did. Dr. Kadowaki was the first to speak. "Selphie, dear. All the costumes have been made. I just need everyone to try them on to see if they need any adjustments."

She nodded and turned to Quistis. "We've managed to repair the set we already had, plus we make a few of bigger props that you said you would need." The blonde smiled brightly at her smaller friend.

"That's great news. Thank you, so much for all your help."

Quistis took Selphie hand with a nod. "Anytime. I have a class, so I will talk to you at lunch okay?"

"Yay!" Selphie was grinning from ear to ear. Quistis headed back into the building and Dr. Kadowaki stayed. "Right, Dr. Kadowaki has informed me that all the costumes are finished, so I want you all to follow her and put on your costume. For those that have two parts, wear the outfit that you will need first. All of those with female parts, come to me after your dressed and I will do the make-up and hair." A few of the men had paled, they were the ones with female parts. Selphie hadn't warned them they would have make-up.

Once everyone was changed, Selphie had a little group of males in front of her. All of them were wearing a dress. Selphie couldn't help but laugh. She loved her idea to have men play women parts. "Right. I will deal with each of you in order of your appearance in the play." Selphie looked at the papers she had in her hand. "Right, Cloud your first." The said man made a slight groan. Selphie put her papers on the table she had, it was covered with all kinds of make-up and hair accessories.

She made Cloud sit in a seat. "Right, will I do your make-up, please try and brush out the spikes." Cloud groan, this woman was asking for a lot. Selphie worked quickly and it didn't take long before Cloud looked like a woman with drooping blonde spikes. "Give me that. I'll try." Selphie grabbed the hairbrush and began to brush the blonde's hair.

After a lot of screaming and grunts from Cloud, his hair was done. It was all pulled back into a neat bun. Laughter could be heard from the rest of the males that didn't have a female part. "Shut up." Cloud growled at them.

"Kuja your next, but I don't need to do anything for you so you can go." Stated Selphie.

"Thank you, dear." Kuja stuck his tongue out at Selphie next two 'victims'.

"Right, Nida your next. Please sit." Selphie place a wig on Nida's head and fixed it so it looked more real. The wig had brown hair that was tied out of the way. Then she moved quickly and done the make-up. "All done." She smiled cheerfully. Nida stood up and walked away, some of the other men were in awe, because Nida looked very much like a woman.

"Hi, Zell." Selphie smiled mischievously. Zell didn't like the tone in his shorter friends voice. Selphie laughed evilly. Now Zell really didn't like what was happening. "Sit down, Zell." Selphie put a blonde wig on Zell. Selphie started on the make-up. "I was thinking about your tattoo. I'm not going hide it with anything."

"That mean everyone will definitely know that is me?" Zell's blue eyes widen slightly.

"I know." Selphie smiled evilly.

"Your evil." Zell pouted. Zell stood up. The fake blonde hair was really long. Now that Zell was standing he could see that it was just below his elbow. Selphie fix the wig and made sure it looked right.

She stood back and admired her friend. "Awww, you look so... cute."

Zell groaned. "Great." He said sarcastically.

Selphie pouted. "You meanie. Go stand with the others I would like to start this play already." Zell did as me was told.

Just as Selphie was about to speak, a girl about the age of 15 ran into the Quad. People tried to stop her but she quickly moved out of their way and continued running. She ran to Squall and stopped to get her breath back. "Sir... someone dead... Training Centre."

Squall tried to hide a smile and he did, instead his face looked shocked. "Who?"

"I don't know who she is." Stated the girl.

"Report this at once to High Commander Xu. Tell her... tell her to phone whoever it is that is the girl's guardian. Also tell her to make an announcement for people to be careful in the Training Centre." The brunette spoke calmly. It was no wonder he was Headmaster.

"Yes, sir." She saluted and left the area.

Selphie walked up to the brunette. "What was that about?"

"Someone was found dead in the Training Centre." Squall said unemotionally.

"And you don't care?" Asked Selphie.

"If it was someone I knew, then I would care. They should have been more careful."

Selphie was a little taken aback by the response, but then it was Squall so she shrugged it off. "Can we continue?"

"Yeah. Xu is handling it."

"Alright." She turned to face everyone. "Right, now that everyone is finally ready lets begin." She ran over to her table and pick up her papers. "We'll practice the first act scene one. Best to start at the beginning. Right, I will need; Tidus, Wakka, Riku, Sora, Irvine, Seymour, Cid Highwind, Cloud, Zidane, Kuja, Sephiroth and last but not least Squall." Selphie jumps up and punched the air. This was going to be a brilliant play, she did say so herself.

Me: ::yawning:: Well, the was long. I need my bed now. I've got work tomorrow.

Zell: Oh no you don't. Not until you explain a few things to me. Firstly, why did you let Seifer rape me? Secondly, why did you give me a wig? My hairs pretty enough without a wig.

Me: ::rolls eyes:: Firstly, I'm the author and if I want you to be rape then so be it. Secondly, it would look weird if you didn't have a wig.

::Me and Zell argue::

Squall: Well, since they're too busy fight about 'evil authors' and 'ungrateful characters', please leave a nice little review. It will calm this whole mess up. Also the author would like to know if you would like to hear the whole 'Romeo and Juliet' play or just some of the scenes. E-mail her, please. Her address is on her profile. Oh well, good night all. ::waves and disappears::

Zell: Hey where did Squall go?