Othello and The Ten line Challenge!

A/N: Yup I'm back…. This is quite fun to do but is hard. Well here's act 2…. Be prepared for even more insanity, swearing and Iago just being plain EVIL!!! LOL!!

Dis: See first chapter!

Anywho…. Onwards!

Act 2 Scene 1

-BIG ass storm raging-

Mon: ACK!!! This storm is awfu! Ahoy the boats

-Cassio gets off boat-

Cassio: Hello Montano! We were lucky there as will Othello be when he arrives!

Mon: Is it true he's married?

Cassio: Yup! And she's a TOTAL HOTTIE too!! She's with I ago at the mo!

-Desdemona and Iago walk in-

Des: Has Othello arrived yet?

-Cassio shakes his head and greets the rest of the people. Trumpet is heard-

Iago: Othello has arrived!!

Oth: Oh my love!! –Hugs Desdemona- How have you been? Cime lets us speak and shag like crazy elsewhere!

-They Leave-

Iago: -Grabs Roderigo by scruff of the neck- Desdemona doesn't love Othello, she loves Cassio! And I have a way of dishonouring him! –Whispers in ear- Are we understood!?

Rod: YES!…… Adieu! –He leaves-

Iago: cassio fancies her, I quite like her myself. I'll get the moor by making him insanely jealous and get him to dishonour himself. Where I will be too pick up the pieces and my just rewards!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

Act 2 Scene 2

Hearld: PARTY AT OTHELLO'S PLACE!!!!!

(A/N: LOL easy scene I'll ever have to write!)

Act 2 Scene 3

Oth: Okay people! Lets be good!! I'm off to have some fun! –Leaves with Desdemona-

Iago: -Cracks open a bottle- PARTY TIME PEOPLE!!!!

-Big kick ass party starts up and everyone gets just a bit tipsy-

Rod: DESDEMONA IS A TWO BIT WHORE!!!!

Cassio: DDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

-Lunges at Roderigo and beats seven shades of shit outta him-

-Othello enters-

Oth: Your FIRED!!!!

-Othello leaves-

Cassio: Oh what a drunken fool I am! I'm ruined I tell ye… RUINED!

Iago: -Slaps Cassio- Quit your whining man! Go and see Desdemona, she'll understand and help you out!

-Cassio leaves and Roderigo enters-

Rod: I'm skint AND I've been beaten up! This sucks!! So enough with this shit… I'm going home to Venice!

Iago: Oh be patient you whining git –Slaps Roderigo- You'll get what you want.. I swear! Now Piss off so I can plot and cackle evilly! –Roderigo 'Pisses off'-

Iago: Ha now to get my ball and chain to 'persuade' Desdemona into helping Cassio! Then I'l tell her beloved Moor about her 'Secret' dealings with Cassio! Mwahahahahahaha!! –Sings- Causing loads of CHAOS!!!!

A/N: Tee-hee finished!! I'm lame I know… but it's keeping me entertained! And no Iago doesn't really slap them in the play… although I wish he would!