Zell's Prince Romeo

Me: Wowie. Another chappie. I feel so happy.

Zell: Please stop talking words with an 'ie' sounds. You sound like a hippie.

Me: Aww, you sh. I can speak how I like. (To readers) I would like to thank everyone for your reviews. I thrilled that you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoy writing it. Chandraken thank you for all the reviews, and yeah I kind of forgot about the play for a while, then I remembered that was the whole idea for the story in the first place. Oops.

Squall: I know Zell normal tells you to shut up, but please shut up.

Me: In a minute. (To readers again) Okay so that last chapter took forever to write so I'm going to write out the whole cast list. Also I'm going to write in a different form for when they actually show the play. I'll tell you more when I get to it. This chapter does have much to do with the play. I hope you enjoy.

Chapter Nine

Zell, Seifer and Squall sat in the cafeteria, after practice had finished. Squall stood up. "Do you want anything, Zell?"

Zell nodded. "Yeah. Can you see if there's any hotdogs left?" Squall smiled and nodded. He walked towards the queue. Zell leaned over to Seifer. "Seifer."

"What do you want?" Said Seifer giving Zell a what-are-you-up-to look.

"I need a favour."

"What kind of 'favour'?"

"I need you to keep Squall busy for a couples hours."

"Why? Have Squall and you had a fight or something?" Asked Seifer raising a brow.

Zell waved his hands in dismissal. "No, it's not like that. I want to surprise him, and I need you to keep him busy."

"Why for that long?"

"I need to go to Balamb, a get something."

"What is it?" Asked Seifer, smirking.

Zell frowned. "I'm not telling you."

Seifer shrugged his shoulders. "Okay."

Zell smiled brightly. "Yay! Thank you." The blonde took of without another word to anyone.

Squall returned to the table looking confused. "Where's Zell?"

"He said he had to talk to Selphie about his shoe's for the play."

"Oh." Squall started to walk away holding his coffee.

Seifer ran to catch him. He put his arm around the brunette's shoulders. "Hey, you know what we haven't just chilled out together in ages."

"Have you forgotten about a couples of days ago. Clubbing. Fujin and Raijin's club." Said Squall raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, forgot about that." Seifer scratched the back of his neck. He was running out a idea's on how to keep Squall busy. 'Thanks, Zell.' Seifer's mind said sarcastically. Just then the famous couple of all of Balamb Garden came in hand-in-hand. "Selphie, Irvine." Seifer waved them over.

"Hi guys. Where's Zell?" Asked Selphie.

"Seifer said he went to find you." Said Squall. Behind Squall, Seifer tried to signal to Selphie that she had in fact seen Zell.

"Oh, he found me. But I thought he would be with you, now." Said Selphie.

Squall was about to say something when Seifer interrupted. "Selphie, Irvine can I talk to you guys for a second." The couple both nodded and followed Seifer to a table. "I need your help."

"What with? And where is Zell anyway?" Asked Irvine.

"That the thing. Zell wants me to keep Squall busy so he can make a surprise for Squall. I need your help." Both nodded.

"Hi, Squall." The three turned around to see Quistis walking into the cafeteria.

"Have you seen Zell?" Asked Squall.

Quistis shook her head. "No sorry I haven't."

"Quistis!" Seifer waved the blonde over to him. "We need to talk to you for a moment." Quistis nodded and walked over. "We'll be right with you Squall. Don't go anywhere."

Squall shook his head. 'Where would I go? Where's Zell?'

Seifer, Irvine, Selphie and Quistis formed a little circle. "So what the hell are you up to?" Asked Quistis.

"I need you to help me distract Squall." Said Seifer.

Quistis gave Seifer a quizzical look. "Why?"

Seifer sighed. "Zell's making him a surprise and he asked me to keep Squall busy."

"And how do you plan on doing that." Asked Quistis. Seifer shrugged his shoulders.

Squall was getting fed up with all the secrets. He walked up to his small band of friends. "Alright tell me, have I done something wrong. Where the hell is Zell? And Seifer, why are you stopping me from getting him. Has Zell told you about me doing something wrong?"

Seifer tried to hold in his laughter but he couldn't. Squall put his hands on his hips and gave Seifer a what-the-hell-are-you-laughing-at look. Seifer waved his hand at Squall. "Sorry, it's just. Don't worry Squall. It's nothing like that. Trust me." Squall furrowed his brows. Seifer laughed lightly. "If you hang out with us for a while I'll tell you everything Zell has told me."

Squall thought about it for a minute. "Alright. But you promise me Zell will be in my dorm room when I go back."

"I promise. And you and Zell can get up to all dirty minded things that you like."

Squall's cheek pinked slightly. "Okay. Now tell me what's he been saying?"

Selphie let out a sigh. "Don't ask me and Quistis. He won't tell us anything anymore."

"Why?" Asked Squall.

"The whole 'you sold me out for a milkshake' thing." Said Quistis.

"I can see why." Squall turned to Seifer and Irvine. "So that means he tells you two everything."

Irvine nodded. "Yip. And he won't shut up sometimes."

"Yeah. Just to pre-warn you, you have turned him into a very, very, horny little chicken." Squall smiled slightly.

"I guess that you don't mind having a very horny boyfriend." Squall shook his head.

"You're forgetting Irvine. The Headmaster is probably as horny as Zell." Squall punched Seifer lightly in the arm.

"That's there own faults though, for both staying virgins for too long. I would never be able to do it." Said Irvine.

"Me neither. I remember when I lost my virginity. It was pretty good."

"Man or woman. And how old were you?" Asked Irvine.

"Woman, well more girl. It was my sixteenth birthday. I can't remember her name all I do remember it that she came out of a very big birthday cake." Said Seifer, thinking back on the good old days. "What about yourself, Irvine?"

Irvine pulled his hat down over his eyes. "Um... well."

"Spit it out man. Irvine the lady's and men's man wouldn't be embarrassed to tell us when he lost his virginity?" Seifer lifted up Irvine's hat.

Selphie, who had been grinning for ear-to-ear, joined the conversation. "I was his first." Seifer, Squall and Quistis looked at Selphie shocked and then at Irvine.

"You were bluffing the whole time." Said Quistis. Irvine nodded.

Selphie took Irvine's hand. "Don't worry, honey." Irvine smiled lovingly at his fiancée.

Zell ran straight to his Ma's house and ran inside and to his room. "Ma?" He shouted while searching for stuff out of the room.

His Ma came running up the stairs. "What's wrong, Zell?"

"Nothing. I just need your help."

"What with?" She asked.

Zell turned to look at her with a blush across his cheeks. "Well..."

Squall walked slowly back to his dorm. 'Seifer better not be lying.' Squall typed in the code for the room and the door swished open. The room was dark but had candles along the floor leading towards the bathroom. Squall took of his jacket and shoes and flung them on the couch and made his way to the bathroom. Squall opened the door and the smell of jasmine wafted out of the room. The bathtub was almost full to the brim with soapy bubbles, and steam was rising from the tub. The lights were off but tea light candles stood around the tub, and around the sink. Someone behind the door pulled it full open. Zell stood there, in a French maids uniform, complete with platform shoes.

"So this is why Seifer tried to keep me away." Said Squall, breathing the scent in deeply.

Zell nodded. "Come in." Squall walked in fully and Zell closed the door behind him. "Now, this won't do." Said Zell walking around Squall to stand in front of him. "Too many clothes." Zell grinned. Zell moved forward and kissed Squall passionately.

This was made much easier that Zell was almost the same height as Squall. Zell wrapped his arms around Squall's waist. The brunette put his arms around Zell's waist and tried to undo the skirt the blonde was wearing. Zell lightly smack Squall's hands away. Zell ran his tongue over Squall's lower lip. Squall opened his mouth and tongue danced with his blonde. Zell pulled the brunette's top up and over his head. It land at their feet as they continued to kiss. Squall kept trying to undo Zell's costume, but Zell just swatted his hands away every time. Squall broke the kiss while Zell easily undid Squall belts.

"Why won't you let me take your costume off?" Asked Squall, slightly breathless.

Zell stuck out his tongue in a playful manner. "I don't want you to. Well not let anyway."

"What is all this for anyway?"

"Well..." Zell finished undoing the belts and started on the leather trousers, while Squall stroked his tattooed cheek. "You know when Rinoa spoilt my plan last time. This is to make up for it. So just relax and let me be your little maid." Zell grinned cheerfully. Squall smiled loving at Zell and stepped out of his trousers and boxers that were now on the floor. "Get in the bath." Squall did as he was told. The water was hot but not unbearable. Squall let his head fall back onto the rim of the tub. Zell kneeled behind Squall's head. He put his hands on the brunette's shoulders and began to undo all the tense and knotted muscles. "Why are you so tense?" Asked Zell, working his magic fingers.

"I was worried. Did you ask Seifer to help you?"

"Yeah. I asked him to keep you busy for me. Why?"

"It's just the way Seifer was acting, it was as though I had done something bad to you." Squall turn around to face Zell. "I haven't, have I?"

Zell's eyes softened and he smile sweetly. "No, babe. You haven't." They both leaned forward and kissed. Zell pulled away and smiled brightly. He made a signal with his fingers for Squall to turn back around, which Squall did. "So, do you like your surprise?"

Squall nodded. "Yeah, but I would like it better if you weren't wearing the maids uniform."

Zell stood up. "Well that can be arranged." Zell walked to stand in front of Squall, in the tub. He slowly unzipped the back of the top part of the costume. The blonde slowly slid it off his shoulders and let it fall to the ground. He turned around to show Squall his tattooed back. He bent down and took off his shoes, which gave Squall a nice view of his ass. Squall let out a light moan. Zell smiled grew into a grin, as he took off the knee-high socks, still bent over.

"Zell." Moaned Squall, his eyes had become clouded over with lust and desire. Zell straightened up and faced his boyfriend. He unbuttoned and unzipped the short skirt and let it fall. Zell just stood there with a huge grin on his face at the look on the brunette's face. "Hot pants. Gold hot pants."

Zell just nodded. "You like?" In answer Squall jumped out the water and pushed Zell against the wall and kissed him, roughly. Zell tried to contain his want to jump around the place, while they were kissing. Squall wrapped his arms around the shorter male and began to walk backwards, out of the bathroom. Zell tried to speak in between kisses, but gave up and just let Squall lead them both to the bedroom. 'I should wear these hot pants more often.' Thought Zell. Squall sat down on the bed and pulled at to sit on his lap. Zell broke the kiss and stood up. While smiling he took off the golden garment and sat back on Squall's lap.

"Zell." Squall's voice was husky as he spoke.

Zell, still smiling at the lustfully look on Squall's face, asked. "So how do you want me? I'm still your little blonde maid."

Squall took a minute for his thoughts to become coherent before he spoke. "On the bed, on your hands and knees."

Zell quickly jumped off Squall and went to the bedside table. He pulled the drawer out and got the tube of lube that he was looking for. He walked over to Squall and handed it to him. Squall stood up and kissed Zell, tongues dancing. The next dew minutes past as a blur for Zell, one moment he was standing next he was lying on his stomach, on the bed. Not that he minded it. Zell was really wanted this. He felt like a rabbit in heat. Squall pressed his back against Zell's and kissed the back of the blonde neck, biting slightly.

"Squall." Moaned Zell. Squall took off the lube lid and put some on three fingers. Zell moaned again as Squall slid in two slick fingers. He curved them slightly, "Ahh!" He inserted the last slick finger and moved them around. "Squall, please." Said Zell moving closer to the brunette. Squall removed his fingers and put some lube onto his hand and stroked his erection. Zell moved so that he was now on his hands and knees. Squall placed his hands on the blonde's hips, and thrust in. "Ahh! Squall." Squall continued to thrust, excited at the noise his lover was making.

"Zell." Moaned Squall. The brunette was in bliss, absolute bliss. Squall reached around Zell and grabbed the blonde's member, stroking it in time with his thrusts.

"Squall! Ahh!" Moaned Zell as he arched his back. He was close, very close. Squall's thrust became more forced and faster, as the brunette neared his climax. Zell's lower belly tightened and he arched his back and flung his head back. "Squall!!" Screamed Zell as he came all over his stomach and Squall's hand.

Zell's insides clamped down on Squall, tightly. With just a few more thrust Squall came inside his lover. Both men collapsed, together. Squall removed himself from Zell and lay back on the bed. Zell moved to the brunette's side and cuddled up to him. "I love you, Squall." Murmured Zell sleepily.

"I love you too, Zell." Replied Squall, dozing off to sleep.

Me: I'm so, so, so sorry that took so long. I don't really have much of an excuse apart from I had a small writer's bloke, then I was too busy reading FAKE volume 7 and watching Fruits Basket volume 4. Poor Kyo.

::Kyo appears from nowhere::

Kyo: Shut up. Where the hell is that damn rat?

::Yuki appears from nowhere::

Yuki: I'm here you stupid cat.

Zell: Could both of you please leave. This isn't your story.

Kyo: What the hell are you trying to say, shorty?

Zell: Leave, gingo.

::Zell and Kyo roll around the floor fighting::

Squall & Yuki: ::sigh::

Squall: Review please.

Me: Thankies Squall. Now all we need is one more bishounen and I could die right here.

::Hiro from Gravitation appears::

Hiro: Someone call.

::Me die, a happy girl::