Disclaimer: I own NOTHING of Yu Yu Hakusho. IF it belonged to me, Kurama would be with a girl named Lydia. In other words, you would all hate me.

A/N: Alrighty now. I got to typing up chapter 2 despite the fact that I have a cold and can't go 5 second without blowing my nose or sniffing. Well, this might be one of the most boring chapters in the story. But if you endure through this, you'll get some better ones. But you meet my favorite character in this chapter. If you can guess who this is in a review, you win!! I'm not quite sure what yet but SOMEthing!

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(After finally arriving at Kurama's house, Yusuke sees Kurama sitting out on his porch, waiting for Yusuke)

Yusuke: Hey, Kurama. What's up?

Kurama: Oh, Yusuke. Glad to see you could finally make it. I wanted you to grant me a favor.

Yusuke: Yeah? What is it?

Kurama: I wanted to visit Makai for a little while. Not for long though, not even a whole day but I wanted to visit Youko's old den. But I need a portal now and when I'm done.

Yusuke: Oh yeah. I keep forgetting you had a place in Makai. Sure you can go! I'll go back and tell my secretary to open a portal up. I'll let you stay there 3 hours. Fair?

Kurama: Fair. It's been such a long time since I returned there. I doubt much as changed considering not many people can find it. After Youko died, the other probably moved on. I never have used it for anything else but it'll be a nice walk down memory lane. Thank you.

Yusuke: Anytime. I gotta get back soon. It takes me forever to peddle anywhere on this freaking bike they stuck me with. I feel like ET when I ride it. Catch ya' later!

Kurama: (waves) Goodbye!

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(In Reikai again....)

Yusuke: Ms. Plumduff, my first action of Prince will be to expose corruption at every level of our city's government.

Ms. Primblush: Really, sir?

Yusuke: Yes, starting with your nephew. The chain on his bike broke and the baseball card on the back tire fell off. Have him arrested and released immediately.

Ms. Primblush: Yes, sir.

Yusuke: Phew! I need to sit down. It was hard getting around on that bike.

Ms. Primblush: No time, sir. I have a message from the Reikai treasurer. He says he needs to see you immediately. And says it's an emergency.

Yusuke: Ok, so I won't sit down. Where's his office?

Ms. Primblush: You go down the hall to the second flight of stairs, down the stairs, around the corner, down the hall with the blue wallpaper, until you see a door with a window on it. Open that and go down THAT hall, climb three flights of stairs...

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(Yusuke arrives at the door of the treasurer's office and loud noises like a cash register or a typewriter are emitting from inside the room)

Yusuke: (knocks on the door then enters) Hello?

Harvey: Huh?

Yusuke: (yelling over the noise) Excuse me!

Harvey: What?

Yusuke: What did you say?

Harvey: Wha??

Yusuke: I can't her you over the-

Harvey: Wait a minute! (loud noises stop) Sorry.

Yusuke: What was all that noise?

Harvey: Adding machine sound effects, I listen to it for inspiration. I'm Harvey Nelson the city treasurer. You must be Yusuke Urameshi, our new Prince.

Yusuke: What kind of name is Harvey Nelson?

Harvey: I could say the same to you?

Yusuke: Anyway, Ms. Pebblebluff said you needed to see me immediately.

Harvey: Well something has come up that needs your immediate attention.

Yusuke: Getting me hotline installed?

Harvey: No, the FBI.

Yusuke: Do they have an FBI in Japan?

Harvey: I have no idea but these are from the U.S. and they've been hiding a fugitive here in Japan but their location has been discovered and they need a new place to hide. And our government has been having some very hush-hush talks about them hiding in Makai. It would mean increased money for the Reikai government if we helped them.

Yusuke: That's a problem?

Harvey: It became one when Russia found out about it.

Yusuke: The sneaks. Let's declare war on them.

Harvey: We can't do that.

Yusuke: Oh... well remind me to write them a rude letter on the ex-Prince stationary. Can't we just tell Russia that we had first dibs?

Harvey: It only it was that easy.

Yusuke: Then what are we supposed to do?

Harvey: We must convince The FBI that this is a better place to hide than Russia.

Yusuke: Ok, how do we do that?

Harvey: Give them a "land grant".

Yusuke: Of course! A land grant! It's brilliant. I should have thought of it myself...... what's a land grant?

Harvey: We give them land as an encouragement to choose us. And with the amazing paycheck we'd get out of this, there's bound to be perks for you as Prince.

Yusuke: Perks?

Harvey: Like a hotline, for example? Or a chauffer driven car?

Yusuke: Then what are we waiting for?

Harvey: Alright then, if you'll look at this map (pulls a map out from behind his desk) I've marked a zone ideal for hiding them. And for now it just has low class demons. (points to the red star on the map)

Yusuke: Makai already has too many of those.

Harvey: Then the decision should be easy, sir.

Yusuke: Hm... eeny, meeny, miny, mo. Alright, we'll let 'em have it. There's plenty of room there. Besides, it's only temporary.

Harvey: Shall I begin the land studies, general surveys, and evictions?

Yusuke: No time for that. Let's just give it to them.

Harvey: If you say so, sir. Just sign here.

Yusuke: This job is easier than I thought. You've been great, Harvey.

Harvey: Thank you, sir. I think I can get that hotline in by this afternoon.

Yusuke: Give yourself a raise, Harvey.

Harvey: You're certain, sir.

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) Prince?

Yusuke: What is that?!

Harvey: The intercom.

Yusuke: Really? Sounds just like Ms. Picklebush.

Ms. Primblush: It IS Ms. Picklebu- (offended gasp) PRIMBLUSH! I've scheduled a press conference for your announcement about the FBI.

Yusuke: Holy crap, you're fast!!

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A/N: There you go! This was a little shorter than the last one but I had to cut it short. I'd be revealing too much to fast if I went on! The next chapter will be up this upcoming Wednesday so we ready!