Disclaimer: I do not own YYH even though I wish they were mine. MUAHAHAHA!!!

A/N: Well, no one guessed my favorite character. Even though I looooooooove Kurama, I like Harvey best in this story. If you don't like him yet, he gets more awesome. Btw, Harvey is supposed to have a very monotone, nasally voice, just imagine him as a bit of a grown up geek with the slightly balding hair and big glasses.

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(A soap opera is playing on TV with a male and female voice)

Sylvia: I love you, Frank.

Frank: And I you, Sylvia. But there's something about me that you don't know.

Sylvia: (gasp)

(Newsflash music)

Anchorman: We interrupt our regularly scheduled program for this important press conference with the Prince. Over to Murray Mench, live on the scene. Murray?

Murray: Murray Mench, live on the scene on the steps of Spirit World. The Prince hasn't come out yet but the castle has been a wash with reporters. Some say he's going to declare war on Russia. Others report that he has a new plan for the economy. While we've received two reports that the Prince had a coke with King Yahma. Oh! The Prince is coming out now. Ladies and gentlemen, Prince Yusuke Urameshi.

(Yusuke comes out of the big double doors and a bunch of camera flashes can be heard)

Yusuke: Thank you for coming on such short notice. Sorry I'm late but it took me half an hour to find my way back from the treasurer's office. I have a prepared statement. (takes a piece of paper out of his pocket and starts reading it) In order to simulate the economy, facsimile grow, and prime the pumps for productivity, Reikai is going to give geographical imperatives to the American FBI. So take THAT Russia. I have time for a couple questions.

(All the reporters talking at once...)

All: Prince! Prince! Over here! Prince!

Yusuke: You, right there.

Reporter 1: Gazinski from the Reikai Gazette.

(A/N: Reporters says their last name and what newspaper they work for before they ask a question, in case your confused)

Yusuke: Yes, Mr. Gazinski.

Reporter 1: What exactly did you just say?

Yusuke: I said we're giving land to the FBI. They'll pay us big bucks if we let them hide a person there.

All: Oh! That's what he said! Ok. I get it now. That makes sense.

Yusuke: Another question?

Reporter 2: I'm Bernt from the Sun.

Yusuke: Really? Are you peeling?

Reporter: Just where is the land you're giving away?

Yusuke: I happen to have a map (starts looking through his pockets) If I can only remember what pocket it's in.... Ah! Here it is. It's right there by that little red star (hold up the map)

All: WHAT?!?!

Yusuke: What's wrong?

Reporter 3: Um, Prince? Jacobs from the Times.

Yusuke: Yes?

Reporter: Top let the FBI hide there you'd have to clear out Demon City.

Yusuke: ...Oops. No more questions. (rushes inside)

All: Prince! Don't go yet, Prince! Prince, sir! Come back!

Murray: you heard it here first, folks. The Prince wants to clean out Demon City. Ted, back to you in the studio.

Anchorman: Thanks, Mur. We'll be back right after this.

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(Back in Koenma's office with Harvey, Yusuke slumps down in the big chair)

Yusuke: Clear out Demon City? How can I clear out Demon City!

Harvey: You signed the papers, sir. You gave the land away.

Yusuke: Crap. This is turning out to be a rotten day. (pushes the intercom button) Ms. Primlane?

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) Yes, Prince?

Yusuke: Come in here.

Ms. Primblush: (in the room) Yes, sir?

Yusuke: Ah! You make me nervous when you do that.

Ms. Primblush: Do what, sir?

Yusuke: Never mind. What's going on out in the street?

Ms. Primblush: An angry mob of demons has formed to protest your decision to clear out Demon city.

Yusuke: How angry are they?

Ms. Primblush: If I read their signs correctly, they want you to resign immediately and leave the country.

Yusuke: What the hell?!

Ms. Primblush: The signs say a few other things but I'm a lady.

Yusuke: Keep and eye on things. If they get violent, throw yourself at their mercy.

Ms. Primblush: Yes, sir. (walks out of the office)

Yusuke: See, Harvey? This is turning into a crappy day.

Harvey: All part of the job, sir.

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) Sir, the telephone service is here to put in the hotline.

Yusuke: Good. Atleast I'm still getting me phone. Send them in.

(door opens and a man in an outfit that looks like a plumber's walks in)

Telephone guy: Where you want it, Prince?

Yusuke: Over on the desk, please.

Telephone guy: Okey dokey.

Yusuke: (to Harvey) What is going to happen to my political career. I had plans! Big perspirations.

Harvey: Aspirations, sir. The latest polls show you're trailing behind two other personalities.

Yusuke: Who?

Harvey: Bill Clinton and Saddam Hussein.

Yusuke: (sarcastic) Terrific. What am I gonna do?

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) Prince, sir?

Yusuke: (frustrated) What!?

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) I may be wrong but the crowd is pulling out weapons.

Yusuke: Well call the police! Tell them to get that crowd under control!

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) They're already down there... picketing WITH the crowd.

Yusuke: Gees! What are they mad about?

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) I think they hear you were cutting the police force by 20 percent. You know, the plan to tighten the belt-

Yusuke: Thank you, go away!

Telephone guy: Your phone's all hooked up, Prince.

Yusuke: Thank you, Mr. Telephone-service-man. Maybe I can call King Yahma for some advice. (picks up the phone) Hello?

Pizza guy: Dominos Pizza?

Yusuke: My hopes weren't high. I forgot that King Yahma is on that trip with the little Prince anyway. What the hell am I gonna do? I can't let the FBI go to Russia because our people really need the money. But I can't clear out Demon City either.

Harvey: If I may say so, sir, this is all about running government. It's a lot more than cushy office chairs, bossing people around, and women hanging off you.

Yusuke: That's right! I didn't get a hot celebrity in here.... Ok, I get you. It's lonely at the top time, right? I'm Prince and I have to pull myself up by the bootstraps and rise head and shoulders at the top of the totem pole. I've got to take the bull by the horns, throw down the goblet, and buckle my seatbelt.

Harvey: What are you going to do?

Yusuke: (determined voice) The only thing I can do.

Harvey: What?

Yusuke: (terrified) HIDE!

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(A few hours later in the office...)

Harvey: Sir? Uh, sir, you can come out now. The crowd is gone.

Yusuke: (sarcastic) Wonderful. Terrific. My first day on the job and there's rioting in the streets of Reikai with mad, toothless crones screaming for my head on the chopping block.

Harvey: Politics is a fickle business, sir.

Yusuke: It sure is. Well, Harvey, I can't think of a way to save Demon City AND give the FBI a place to hide, so this is goodbye. I'm gonna have to resign.

Harvey: It was a pleasure working with you, sir.

Yusuke: What do you think Reikai will do now?

Harvey: ... Oh, I'll recommend appointing a full independent panel to conduct a full inquiry into the circumstances behind this scandal which means, of course, by the time the panel comes to any conclusion, no one will care anymore because we'll have assured people in the mean time that this administration will be re-thinking it's current policy of land grants when a more broad based detail policy will be submitted, which when it is submitted will be inconclusive and open to misinterpretation and thus of questionable help to the government.

Yusuke: (staring with huge eyes)...... I cannot believe you said that all in one breath. You make it sound like you've done this before.

Harvey: Plenty of times. You didn't think things in government change, did you?

Yusuke: Well, yes, That's what we're here for.

Harvey: Ha. Trying to change government is a lost cause, sir.

Yusuke: But someone has to. What good is a government if it doesn't change for the better? Sure, it may seem like a lost cause, Harvey, (patriotic music starts playing as Yusuke stands in a heroic pose) but sometimes those are the causes worth fighting for. Sometimes, you even die for them. You think I'm beat, I'm not beat. And I'm going to stay here until.... until... wait a minute! I have the answer!

Harvey: (snoring)

Yusuke: Wake up, Harvey.

Harvey: (snort) Huh?

Yusuke: I have the answer. (pushes the intercom button) Miss Primblush?

Ms. Primblush: (buzz) Yes, sir?

Yusuke: I need you to get someone in here for me.

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A/N: Well, have you figured out what he's gonna do? Harvey was awesome in this chapter. It was a little longer than the last ones but only by about half a page. I always make sure my chapters are at least 5 pages long on Word. Anyway, REVIEW OR I'LL SICK HARVEY ON YOU!!