Hey all!
This will start a the great legacy. (Yes I know that was a bad pun) This is a follow up of my other long story.
No inspirations today. For the joke that is... ummm.
Fine.. I am putting in a joke.
Lawyer: Umm. Who are you?
Andrea: Who? Haha, who? (playing with dagger)
Lawyer: Oh wait. You're one of those people who don't know who they are, just what. What is your name?
Andrea: (stops playing with dagger) You figured that out pretty quickly. You're a bright one.
Lawyer: Thank you. I was always told that I was one who catches on quickly.
Andrea: Ya, mate? Hmm well then..
Lawyer: Wait! You never told me your name!
Andrea: Oh, so he does have a brain. Andrea is the name.
Lawyer: Okay. Andrea. Where can I find Elvenwolf?
Andrea: She's busy.
Lawyer: Doing what?
Andrea: Burning old school work papers.
Lawyer: Does she have permit?
Andrea: Yep. Well if that's all. Bye! (picks up dagger and aims for lawyer's car wheels)
Lawyer: I think so. Wait! This is a matter of legal matters.
Andrea: That was intelligent. A matter of matters? Oh what ever. You'll be here all day if I don't say it. Elvenwolf doesn't own Captain Amelia or any other Treasure pLAnet character. They belong to Disney and she respects that.
Lawyer: but you can't say it for her. Oh fine then. Just this once.
Andrea: Sure.
Lawyer: (goes into his car and starts engine. Andrea throws dagger at wheel which breaks and releases the air. He gets out of car.) You just gave me a flat tire!
Andrea: Did I? Oh well.
Lawyer: Let me use your phone.
Andrea: Ha! Sic 'em lyle! (lyle Mcfarland, one of Elvenwolf's reviewers, comes running outside and runs towards lawyer) Watch out! He may bite!
Lawyer: AHH! (runs down street with lyle following)
BTW Don't feel sorry for lyle.
Any ways. I have ended the other one and started up with this one. It makes it simpler for me!
Thanks To treasureplanet-gurl for the use of Elina. I respect that she owns Elina. And I thank her alot because I like Elina's character.
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Andrea gazed at her home.
"Wow. You live here?" Elina was impressed.
"Yes." Andrea absentmindedly petted Niesha.
The carriage stopped. Andrea jumped out.
"Come on. Come see my room. You too Kyle."
Elina followed, nervously. Kyle clanked after Andrea.
"Where do I stay? Where do I stay?" Kyle yelled.
Amelia behind them, winced. She let Andrea get her way too much. Andrea led the way to the basement. It was full of tools, gears and electronics.
"This will be your domain, Kyle."
Kyle clapped his hands and disappeared in the basement.
"Come on. He'll be there for awhile."
Andrea led the way upstairs jumping the stairs.
Andrea pushed open a door revealing a pitch black room.
"Aren't you a cheerful person?"
"Ya." Andrea turned on the light to reveal a huge dark navy blue room. The ceiling was spattered with silver stars.
In the corner was bunk beds. A desk to the side. A shelf full of books with a couch beside it. A table with a stereo and a stack of Cds. A small set of drawers with pictures on top. A dresser of clothes and a closet beside it. On the far wall was pictures of all sorts of people. Rock stars, navy captains, pictures from the newspaper, and family.
"Your room seems bare. You have stuff but it barely fills the room."
"It's not a mess yet. Just wait. Drop you stuff here. Let's go out somewhere. My house is dull. But I want to change first. Go see David's room. It's much more impressive."
Elina nodded. Elina wandered out and went down the hall. In one purple room was Terry, rearranging books. Across the hall Amanda in her room was polishing a surfer and was on the phone.
Elina turned around and went the other way. What if he was downstairs by Kyle?
Elina wandered around and suddenly realized she was in the observatory. A mess of books and papers were everywhere. The telescope interested her the most.
"Amazing."
"The mess or the telescope?"
Elina spun around to see Amelia. "I'm sorry ma'am. I got lost. Andrea told me to find David's room."
Amelia chuckled. "At ease. Look, when you're here, I don't often bother with being captain. Here I'm just Mom or Amelia. Okay?"
"Yes."
"Now, you were trying to find David's room? He has his father's talent. This way."
Elina followed Amelia, down t he long halls and down the stairs.
"Do you ever get lost?"
"When I first came here I was always getting lost. I kept the children with me always, afraid I'd lose them in some room and not find them. Here it is."
Amelia turned and left. Elina ventured towards the room.
"David?"
"Oh, hello Elina."
David had a bunch of wires in front of him and was working away at a hard drive. His room was green and had bunches of tables and electronic gizmos and tools.
"What are you doing?"
"Amanda got this computer cheap. She asked me to fix it up."
"Oh, so what are you trying to do?"
"Attach wires to correct spots and make sure it works. That's simplifying it. No offense."
"None taken."
"Elina there you are! Come on let's go."
"Actually, I wouldn't mind changing also. It's not that fun wearing a cadet's uniform."
"Sure, sure. Up the stairs, to the left. Meet you outside. Just keep going down the stairs."
"Okay."
Fifteen minutes later, they were outside.
"Andrea! Where did you get that?"
"I borrowed it without permission." Andrea was sporting Amelia's captain's hat.
"Oh well. Come on let's head to the docks."
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So. It will get better. That's just beginning it.
Till I find ice cream that is purple, black and green,
Elvenwolf
This will start a the great legacy. (Yes I know that was a bad pun) This is a follow up of my other long story.
No inspirations today. For the joke that is... ummm.
Fine.. I am putting in a joke.
Lawyer: Umm. Who are you?
Andrea: Who? Haha, who? (playing with dagger)
Lawyer: Oh wait. You're one of those people who don't know who they are, just what. What is your name?
Andrea: (stops playing with dagger) You figured that out pretty quickly. You're a bright one.
Lawyer: Thank you. I was always told that I was one who catches on quickly.
Andrea: Ya, mate? Hmm well then..
Lawyer: Wait! You never told me your name!
Andrea: Oh, so he does have a brain. Andrea is the name.
Lawyer: Okay. Andrea. Where can I find Elvenwolf?
Andrea: She's busy.
Lawyer: Doing what?
Andrea: Burning old school work papers.
Lawyer: Does she have permit?
Andrea: Yep. Well if that's all. Bye! (picks up dagger and aims for lawyer's car wheels)
Lawyer: I think so. Wait! This is a matter of legal matters.
Andrea: That was intelligent. A matter of matters? Oh what ever. You'll be here all day if I don't say it. Elvenwolf doesn't own Captain Amelia or any other Treasure pLAnet character. They belong to Disney and she respects that.
Lawyer: but you can't say it for her. Oh fine then. Just this once.
Andrea: Sure.
Lawyer: (goes into his car and starts engine. Andrea throws dagger at wheel which breaks and releases the air. He gets out of car.) You just gave me a flat tire!
Andrea: Did I? Oh well.
Lawyer: Let me use your phone.
Andrea: Ha! Sic 'em lyle! (lyle Mcfarland, one of Elvenwolf's reviewers, comes running outside and runs towards lawyer) Watch out! He may bite!
Lawyer: AHH! (runs down street with lyle following)
BTW Don't feel sorry for lyle.
Any ways. I have ended the other one and started up with this one. It makes it simpler for me!
Thanks To treasureplanet-gurl for the use of Elina. I respect that she owns Elina. And I thank her alot because I like Elina's character.
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Andrea gazed at her home.
"Wow. You live here?" Elina was impressed.
"Yes." Andrea absentmindedly petted Niesha.
The carriage stopped. Andrea jumped out.
"Come on. Come see my room. You too Kyle."
Elina followed, nervously. Kyle clanked after Andrea.
"Where do I stay? Where do I stay?" Kyle yelled.
Amelia behind them, winced. She let Andrea get her way too much. Andrea led the way to the basement. It was full of tools, gears and electronics.
"This will be your domain, Kyle."
Kyle clapped his hands and disappeared in the basement.
"Come on. He'll be there for awhile."
Andrea led the way upstairs jumping the stairs.
Andrea pushed open a door revealing a pitch black room.
"Aren't you a cheerful person?"
"Ya." Andrea turned on the light to reveal a huge dark navy blue room. The ceiling was spattered with silver stars.
In the corner was bunk beds. A desk to the side. A shelf full of books with a couch beside it. A table with a stereo and a stack of Cds. A small set of drawers with pictures on top. A dresser of clothes and a closet beside it. On the far wall was pictures of all sorts of people. Rock stars, navy captains, pictures from the newspaper, and family.
"Your room seems bare. You have stuff but it barely fills the room."
"It's not a mess yet. Just wait. Drop you stuff here. Let's go out somewhere. My house is dull. But I want to change first. Go see David's room. It's much more impressive."
Elina nodded. Elina wandered out and went down the hall. In one purple room was Terry, rearranging books. Across the hall Amanda in her room was polishing a surfer and was on the phone.
Elina turned around and went the other way. What if he was downstairs by Kyle?
Elina wandered around and suddenly realized she was in the observatory. A mess of books and papers were everywhere. The telescope interested her the most.
"Amazing."
"The mess or the telescope?"
Elina spun around to see Amelia. "I'm sorry ma'am. I got lost. Andrea told me to find David's room."
Amelia chuckled. "At ease. Look, when you're here, I don't often bother with being captain. Here I'm just Mom or Amelia. Okay?"
"Yes."
"Now, you were trying to find David's room? He has his father's talent. This way."
Elina followed Amelia, down t he long halls and down the stairs.
"Do you ever get lost?"
"When I first came here I was always getting lost. I kept the children with me always, afraid I'd lose them in some room and not find them. Here it is."
Amelia turned and left. Elina ventured towards the room.
"David?"
"Oh, hello Elina."
David had a bunch of wires in front of him and was working away at a hard drive. His room was green and had bunches of tables and electronic gizmos and tools.
"What are you doing?"
"Amanda got this computer cheap. She asked me to fix it up."
"Oh, so what are you trying to do?"
"Attach wires to correct spots and make sure it works. That's simplifying it. No offense."
"None taken."
"Elina there you are! Come on let's go."
"Actually, I wouldn't mind changing also. It's not that fun wearing a cadet's uniform."
"Sure, sure. Up the stairs, to the left. Meet you outside. Just keep going down the stairs."
"Okay."
Fifteen minutes later, they were outside.
"Andrea! Where did you get that?"
"I borrowed it without permission." Andrea was sporting Amelia's captain's hat.
"Oh well. Come on let's head to the docks."
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So. It will get better. That's just beginning it.
Till I find ice cream that is purple, black and green,
Elvenwolf