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Chappie.....Three? Yeah, three.
Title: Thongs
Author:BlackJackbanzai
Summary: Chickens, a Realization and RAPE!
Note: I am a incompetent Asshole.
On another note, tell me If theres something I should or shouldn't be doing, Cuz I'm just doing this off the top of my head....TELL ME!
Sanoske: ::comes out of the dust cloud riding a giant mutant bird::
MEgumi: :::falls over laughing::
SAnoske: (bird Shit & feathers sticking out of his hair)
Megumi: Oh my God!! you look like a tard!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!::innocent forest creatures fall over dead::
Sanoske: ........
Mutant Bird: (raises its giant foot over megumi's head)
Sanoske: No! StanleyBob!! We Can't kill Megumi! she's warm and Fun to hug!
StanleyBob: ........peep!
Kenshin: (meeps his head out the dojo door) Sano! ::runs up to him like a gay schoolchild:: Sano!
Sanoske: (looks down at him from StanleyBob) Uhm..
Kenshin: ::jumping up and down:: OhmiGodOhmiGodOhmiGod!!!
Megumi: (Looks on in confusion) What? Wait are you gay??
Kenshin: (stops abruptly) I've had sixteen people ask me that today.....
Megumi: Well?!?!
Kenshin: ....no.
Megumi: Whew.
Sanoske: ....well Im just gonna go inside, Away from you freaks...
Megumi : what was that?
Sanoske: Ahem! I said "Im gonna go inside, away from you freaks."
Megumi: Oh. (Proceeds to beat the shit out of Sanoske)
Kenshin: Oh! Oh! Beat me next! Beat me next!!
Megumi: You wanna be thrashed?
Kenshin: Yes, Please!
Megumi: ok. (Slugs him)
Kenshin: Whee! Oh do it again! Do it AGAIN! Only harder!!
Megumi: ::looks disturbed, slinks back into the shadows::
Kenshin: HEEHEE! ::Grins creepily::
Sanoske: (whacks him on the back of the head with a broom)
Kenshin: (blinks a couple of times) Oh....wow thanks, my other side got out.....
Sanoske: The Hitokiri Battousai? That was him?..... ....Well I have no further comments on this situation.....
Kenshin: no! That Was Chibi Kenshin, A sinister evil force capable of destroying the world!
Sanoske: ......... ::stares into nothingness:: Yams.
Kenshin: no one loves me. ::whimpers and Curls into a ball::
Sanoske: (Kicks kenshin, walks inside)
Megumi: Kenshin. Hey Kenshin!
Kenshin: meep, Go away I'm trying to be pathetic so maybe a hot girl will take me home....
Megumi: KENSHIN
Kenshin: My God, woman, WHAT?
Megumi: ::standing there wearing a Tight black leather thong and Top with huge metal spikes sticking out everywhere, Cracking a whip and holding handcuffs:: Can you do it rough?
Kenshin: O.O Holy crap!! No I can't! I Bruise easily!!
Megumi:....OK! (grabs Him and drags him into a garden shed)
Kenshin: NoooooooooOooooOoOOo!
Kaoru: ::looks up from the newspaper:: I HEAR A MAN.
Yahiko: sigh Wow I hate you. (Walks outside)
Sanoske: (Sitting on the step, A couple empty sake bottles lie on the ground next to him) Katsu.....
Katsu says the "big crunch" is coming, he said the universe will fall back on itself someday,
Stars....Planets.... Kaoru's cleavage...Everything will SQUASH together, and then EXPLODE
AGAIN IN FIERY CATACLYSMIC DESTRUCTION!!
Yahiko: ::imagines boobs squashing and exploding, winces:: ...... ............. .. ... .. ......Wait..............Kaoru's a girl?
Sanoske: ....yes
Yahiko: ::blinks several times and looks around, mouth agape:: My God... I never really looked, but she does have cleavage doesn't she?? I thought it was just a hormone problem......
Sanoske: Nope. Kaoru's a girl, we think.
Yahiko: and that means Kenshins not gay! MY GOD!!!! IT'S LIKE A HUGE CIRCLE, LEADING UP TO THE ANSWER TO WORLD PEACE!!!
Sanoske: Yea... I think I'm gonna go start a stamp collection......
Yahiko: I GOTTA SPREAD MY DISEASE ALL AROUND!!
Sanoske: (kicks yahiko and walks away)
Yahiko: I feel sad now....
::Kenshin Stumbles out of a Garden shed::
Kenshin: Leave me alone!! I don't want to have sex with you! Go away!
Megumi: (chases after him) NO!
Kenshin: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
Yahiko: Sex? Whats sex? Sounds like cereal!! Corn Sex!
Megumi: ::Stops to mix some powders:: ......hey I invented Viagra!
Kenshin: AHHHHH! ::Jumps in a taxi ( OF COURSE they had Taxis in Feudal Japan, what are you stupid or something?) and screams at the driver to Step on it::
Yahiko: What was that all about? Why are you wearing a thong? What's Viagra?
Megumi: o.o THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR QUESTIONS WILL COME WHEN YOU ARE OLDER. A LOT OLDER.
Yahiko: right...
(halfway across the country, KEnshin Finally Leaps out the window into a cow field)
Kenshin: YES! Now I can be cow man and live out my days eating grass and shitting EVERYWHERE!!
MEgumi: thats sexy.
Kenshin: NO!! HOW THE HELL-
Megumi: I ran.
Kenshin: OO ::hides behind a cow:: You can't see me, You can't see me, I'm Not here, Im in bed with Mr. Wimbledon, I can't hear you, you're not there...
Megumi: Mr. Wimbledon?
Kenshin: my cat. I- OH SHIT!! HELP I'M BEING RAPED!!! HELP ME I'M GETTING RAPED IN A COW FIELD!
Cows: (eat Grass, shit)
Kenshin: thanks a ton, guys.
MEgumi: it's high school all over again!
Kenshin : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
And thats it. Wow that was weird as hell
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