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Chappie: 4.5 FEWER CALORIES! NEW BOLD TASTE!
Title: The little redhead that COULD
Summary: Saran-wrap, and crayons
Goodness! Or badness.. Whatever.. I haven't updated in a while, I'm sorry! (The predominant reason being that I just watched both RK OAV's And had to get over the fact that Kenshin died 99 (explodes into tears) WHY? WHYWHYWHY?) There Ashley, now you know...
Kenshin's hair looks really soft, I want to make a nest in it and live there. Also, saito's ( I can't spell, that, so sorry) eyes look very pointy, I want to take one of them and throw it at Kaoru, and watch her bleed. Teehee!
Anyway, I don't own Rurouni Kenshin Or any other brand names in this fanfic.
Goodness! Or badness.. Whatever.. I haven't updated in a while, I'm sorry!
Sanoske: (Innocently reading porn)
Kaoru: (Jumps him from behind) ARGH!
Sanoske: Eh! (Starts swatting her with porn)
Kaoru: Ow! Stop hitting me with..... hey what are you reading?
Sanoske: UH.. "Cosmopolitan".
Kaoru: um, right. ::Snatches magazine:: Oooh! Porn! .....hey.....this is just a bunch of shaved monkeys...... what the fuck...
Sanoske: GIMMIE IT BACK! (Claws at at kaoru)
Kaoru: ::unfazed:: Does this turn you on or something? Shaved apes? Is this what you masturbate to all day? Huh, is it?
Sanoske: AIIIGH! (Rips his bed apart, more monkey porn magazines fall out)
Kaoru: I guess so.
Sanoske: Leave. Now. ( kicks her out a nearby window)
Kaoru: HOLY SHIT!
Yahiko: (calmly practicing his kashhin style) And I will chop you! Here! Here! Hereherehere! :: looks up to see kaoru falling from the sky:: OH MY GOD IT'S A HUGE FLYING RACOON!!!
Kaoru: DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMNNNNNN YOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ::does a huge splat into a pile of garden supplies
Yahiko: Heeheehehaa! Hooheehooheeha! (Dances around her like the drug-abusing leprechaun he is)
Kaoru::: Snarls and foams, a rake embedded in her forehead:: Yahiko... I SHALL KILL AND EAT YOU!
Yahiko: (freezes and pees himself)
Kaoru: ::roars and leaps into the air:: YOUR FLESH IS MINE!
(Kenshin strolls up the road, back from counseling)
Kenshin: I'll Sing this song la la la.. what the hell- :: watches Kaoru rip yahiko into beef jerky strips::
Yahiko: ::screaming his balls off::
Kenshin: 99 (turns and quicky runs away)
Kaoru: .......Kenshin?
Kenshin: AIGH! (Runs faster)
Kaoru: Kenshin! Hey come back!
Kenshin: NEVER! HAHAHA-::trips, falls into a sausage grinder::
Kaoru: ooh
Yahiko: (Laughs, then goes back to moaning and bleeding)
Kenshin: (screaming like a little girl) EEE! EEEEEEEEEEEEEGH! EEEEEEGH!
Sanoske: ::screaming out his window:: KAORU STOP ABUSING KENSHIN!
Kaoru: but I'm not...
Sanoske: gasps You're not? OH MY GOD THATS A FIRST.
Kaoru: yea I guess it is...
::Kenshin limps over, bleeding profusely (isn't he always?) And covered in little holes::
Sanoske: ::doesn't care:: Hey buddy! ::Slaps him on the back:: How you doin?
Kenshin: (PASSES OUT FROM PAIN)
Sanoske: hey, don't fall asleep...
Kaoru: ::backhands Sano:: BASTARD
Sanoske: ::kicks Kaoru in her non-existent balls:: HO-BITCH
Kaoru: owch.
Yahiko: Yes! Kick her again!! Kick her again!!! Kick her in the teeth!
Kaoru: (turns on yahiko and snarls)
::Jineh waddles down the street, pushing a flower cart::
Jineh: Buy flowers! They smell like tits- I- I mean...... Buy them and I promise I won't slaughter you or your family!!!
::Kaoru, Sanoske and yahiko stare blankly, a dog barks in the background, and is instantly destroyed by a rampaging horde of Japanese school children::
Kaoru: Tit-smell flowers? Why do I need that? I already HAVE tits.
Sanoske: I don't.
Yahiko: I do!
Kaoru: Yea, because you're FAT.
Yahiko: At least I'm not an ugly-ass BEAST like you.
(Presumably, a fight breaks out)
Kenshin: (comes slowly back to consciousness) Owchie....
Sanoske: Buddy! You woke up! (Slaps on the back again) Wazzup?
Kenshin: ::squeaks:: OH my God! :: falls over twitching::
Yahiko: (in a headlock) do you have a brain tumor or something?
Kaoru: wait.... Do I hear Megumi?
(The Megumi- Mobile suddenly pulls up and A few men in Megumi-like drag jump out with a stretcher)
Kenshin: shit! Double shit!
Men: hup hup hup.
Megumi: (sitting on the roof with a megaphone) EMERGENCY! KEN-SAN GOT THE SHIT BEATEN OUT OF HIM AGAIN! LETS MOVE PEOPLE!! MOVE!
Sanoske: Kenshin has his own E.R? Why don't I get one? I'm an important character in this dinky anime!
Megumi: Yes, but your name isn't in the main title, now is it?
Sanoske: (grabs the title sequence and draws his name out in crayola crayon) NOW IT IS.
Title reads: SENOOOSKEE, SAGAREE... I ARES THE BOM! ALL THE WEMENS WERNT MEE! MAEGOOMEE IS A HOR!
Sanoske: I'm SO clever!
Megumi: Um, yeaaaaahhh.... ::Grabs kenshin, Saran-wraps him (for later use) and speeds away::
Kenshin: ::squealing:: NOOOOOOoOOoOoOoOOOO!
Karou: Saran wrap? Feh! I would have used Tupper-ware.
Yahiko: yea, he'd stay fresh longer....
Sanoske: (scribbling little portraits of himself all over the dojo) CRAYOLA IS MY LOVER!
Kaoru: Woah, you draw like a drunken 5 year old with no arms.
Sanoske: ::hugs his 56 set of crayons:: My babies....
Yahiko: ...creepy...
Kaoru: Not as creepy as this weird little growth I found on my thigh... (lifts Gi a little)
Yahiko: O.O ..OH MY GOD I'M TOO YOUNG! ::scrambles away::
Kaoru: isn't it weird? I think it's a third arm....
Sanoske: (grimaces) Now I understand why you have no personal life.
Kaoru: wanna touch it?
Sanoske: NO! I would rather Chop off my own balls.
Yahiko: (Peeks around a wall) Is it gone?
(Loud scream)
Sanoske: a-ha! Trouble! To the bat-cave Robin! (Starts running, trips and falls on his crayons, breaking all of them)
Sanoske: ::looks at his crayons in horror::MY BABIES!!
Yahiko: this place is just too weird, I think I'll go to starbucks and be their official hobo..
Kaoru: Too bad! I'm Already their official hobo! (Reaches into her bra and pulls out a sticker with her face on it)
STICKER READS: KAORU KAMIYA is Starbuck's official hobo, she is hereby entitled to sleeping in our doorway, Public peeing, and spitting at little kids.
Yahiko: ..wow that is really sad.
END
And so thats it, maybe that was stupid