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I don't really know why it happened, or how, but all I knew was that I loved her.

Oh, sure, I couldn't stand her for most of our years here, but at the Yule Ball, I saw her up on that stage with KRUM of all people, smiling and looking so happy, and...I dunno. Something inside me snapped and I suddenly wanted nothing more than to beat that wanker's face in.

So what did I do to get back at her? I ratted on her and her friends to some crazed reporter.

What? I'm in SLYTHERIN for the love of God! I'm evil!

Well, maybe not so much.

But that's not the point, now is it?

But you don't understand. She's so annoying, and a know it all, and her teeth bug the hell out of me...

But then there are the times that she DOESN'T bother me. When I'm looking at her from across the classroom, she's concentratin' so hard on her work, and her tongue is poking out of her mouth and her nose is all wrinkled up...and when she laughs, her eyes, they just...

Ugh. See what she's done to me? She's made me fall in love with her and act like a bleeding ponce.

So yeah...I, Draco Malfoy, fell in love with a...a mudblood.

Hermione Granger, no less.

God, my life is completely screwed up.