Luna: I am back with chappie four! Huzzah! And I know a miko having a thing for Britney Spears music is a little odd, but hey! How else would I have brought up the issue of Kagome's virginity?

Kagome: It would have been better if you never did in the first place.

Luna: But where's the fun in that? And its all that much easier to emotionally torture Inuyasha ^_^

Kagome: Twisted demon child…*sighs*

Luna: I know. But that's okay. ^^

Veron: She bought Britney's new CD. And listens to it. A lot. Nearly non-stop. And it's scary. Very scary. Especially to those of us who know her personally. Very disturbing. But it…. It isn't as bad as I thought it would be…

Luna: Which is why I REALLY wanna do songfics with it ^_^

Veron: o.O

Luna: Anyway…one with the fic!

Disclaimer: I am a twisted demon child who listens to "In the Zone" too much and is melting her brain. Which means that I own NOTHING of Inuyasha. Only the plotline. *Nods*

~*~ Chapter 4: And Julia slept with…

Kagome sighed in boredom, her eyes glazed over slightly as she stared blankly at the soap opera playing before her. Sango and Miroku went to go and get some Mic Donalllddz. Weird names were everywhere in her new era. And that left her and Inuyasha by themselves, not that she cared.

Who was she kidding? The guy looked just freaking like him! And she wanted to kiss him so badly that…

Kagome growled at herself, before rolling her eyes at the television screen at the characters antics.

' Maria! It… it …was MY baby! And now your telling me it was…Dick's?' A dark haired man cried to a weeping red headed woman.

'I'm so sorry! I never meant to sleep with him! But you were sleeping with Julia!'

'Only because HER husband was sleeping with Dick!'

Kagome blinked.

" Eh?"

' And he got AIDS because of it! So that means you do also Maria!'

Maria gasped and wept harder.

'Then Julia would have gotten it from me!'

Kagome blinked again. Maybe this show wasn't so boring…everyone was sleeping with everybody else! It was actually…funny!

And so, Kagome bust up laughing.

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Inuyasha's ears twitched in his sleep, was that…laughter? Kikyo's laugh- no it was different. Lighter, more at ease, not as demure as Kikyo's. Was that…Kagome laughing? He found himself smile despite himself, it sounded nice…

He shot up and looked around, why the hell would she be laughing anyway? He had to find his source of what made her this way.

'Curiosity killed the cat you know…' His conscience echoed.

" A shame I'm a dog demon." He muttered in return before coming down the stairs, to see Kagome.

Lying upside down on the couch in front of the television, her torso hanging off of the edge and her legs propped up against the back of the sofa. Kagome's ebony hair pooled at the floor, looking like a silky black hole of doom!

Okay so he'd been watching too many re runs of Invader Zim lately…Either way, her eyes were glittering in happiness.

At a soap opera?

Weren't women usually crying on these things?

Weird…

" Oi! Kagome!"

Kagome stopped and looked over at him, twisting her body in such a way that one strap on her sleeveless shirt drooped down and a section of her cleavage showed. It didn't help that her pouty lips were in a soft 'o' and her stormy eyes were wide and innocent…

' I am engaged to Kikyo. I am engaged to Kikyo. I have Kikyo back home. I have Kikyo back home. I have Kikyo back home. I have Kikyo back home. I have Kikyo back home. I have Kagome right here and-' He coughed violently at his train of thought.

" What are you watching?" He managed to ask, cursing his hibernating libido come to life at the sight of a Kikyo look a like.

" A soap opera." She answered, before sitting herself up into a proper position on the couch, her legs in a pretzel beneath her.

" It's funny. Everyone is sleeping with everybody else."

' She said that, You do not have to be pure in body to be pure in soul.' Oh god…

" Really…" He sat down beside her, looking at the screen.

" Yeah. Maria is having Dick's baby. Dick slept with Bob, and Bob slept with Julia who slept with Maria. And somewhere along the way one of them got AIDS but no one knows yet."

Inuyasha blinked.

" What's AIDS?"

It's official. His life sucked.


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Inuyasha looked a bit worried now, as he eyes Kagome over his big n tasty sandwich.

She was unusually somber, her eyes studying the view outside the window as she nibbled absentmindedly on a French fry.

The AIDS explanation led her to trying not to cry and to shut off the television abruptly before returning to her bedroom.

Inuyasha sighed, ignoring the pressing glares he was receiving from both Sango and Miroku. He'd explain later, but was she thinking about what had happened? Between his incarnate and her. If they did sleep together, did something worse happen?

"Kagome?" Sango asked, placing a hand over the younger girl's.

" Are you feeling well."

Kagome was silent before she licked her lips in an effort to answer.

" How long as AIDS been around?" She asked, not looking at her.

" Only since the 60's or 80's, I'm not quite sure. What brought this on?"

" A show I watched. They talked about it is all."

"Oh…"

Kagome smiled softly before stretching, looking around.

"When are we seeing this Sesshomaru…?"

" Tomorrow." Inuyasha answered gruffly, glowering at her for mentioning his name. And to his shock, Kagome glared back.

Kagome nodded, glaring still at Inuyasha as she walked by and returned to her room. When Inuyasha growled and beat his head against the table.

' Go me. Go and anger a miko who can kill you. A miko who can kill you with a nice laugh. And soft hands and-'

"Shit" He murmured, ignoring the bewildered looks that the others gave him as he went back to his laptop to talk to Shippo.

That was it. As soon as he returned to Kikyo, he was so getting laid.

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Luna: This was more of a filler chapter in a sense. Yeah ^_^ Anyway…

Veron: Next chapter will reveal more of this elusive plot to you all!

Luna: Hurray!

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