Disclaimer: I do not own the show Inuyasha, or any of its characters. If I did....then I'd be the richest person in all of Japan! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Uh......runs off
The Cheese Stick Kagome Chronicles
By: Ryan Hasse (my friend) and Kenshin Urameshi
Ch.1
One day, Inuyasha and the gang were walking along the forest border, thinking about Kagome's return, when Inuyasha just stopped....I mean literally, just stopped right there! He then turned around; all smooth like and said..."WHAT THE HELL!!" Everyone crashed into each other, and fell. Getting up, Shippo questioned Inuyasha: "You miss Kagome, don't you Inuyasha?" The half-breed walked over to Shippo, and put on his most evil look just to scare him. He then bopped the shape shifter in the head and said, "I don't miss that foolish girl at all, you BAKA!!" "Don't lie to yourself Inuyasha. In our own ways, we all miss Kagome" Sango said while petting Kilala. "Oh yeah Sango, well at least I don't have the perverted monk glomping my ass 24-7!" Inuyasha rudely said. "Well, I just cannot help it Inuyasha. You are just jealous because I can get away with it, and I have a bunch of fan girls that shower me with love!" Miroku said giving the infamous sexy wink that we all know and admire (or I just made up for this fan fic).
All of a sudden, the forest guardian lunged out of....well the forest, and attacked the arguing group. "Ha! Now I will finally defeat you for Naraku, and take your jewel shards! CHEESE HACK!" said the guardian, barfing out thick cheese instead of his trademark wolves. "Miroku, help get rid of the cheese with a Wind Tunnel!" said Battle Ready Sango. But as she turned around, she noticed that he wasn't present. "Sorry Sango, I'm lactose intolerant!" yelled a frightened Miroku, hiding behind a rock. Sango sweatdropped at the stupidity, and ran off to the same rock (I wonder why? There was a good rock next to her...), leaving Inuyasha to fight solo. "Now, WIND SCAR!" yelled Inuyasha, slashing the cheese into oblivion (No, not my precious cheese!).
All of a sudden, the wicked cheese spray stopped, leaving Inuyasha to just start to gloat. "That cheap bastard, he knows not to mess with the best! Ehehehe..." Then, the jewel shard infested cheese spray hit Inuyasha in the back, and changed him...INTO A CHEESESTICK! Like magic, Kagome popped up out of her hole, and started to admire the cheesestick like it was a god. "Oh wow," said the schoolgirl, "FOOD FROM MY OWN TIME!" Kagome then leapt backwards, and charged the cheesestick, burrowing into its stomach. "You stupid girl!!!" yelled the cheesestick, before miraculously and sadly exploded, leaving the girl gulping the cheese around her.
Since the cheese was infested with Shikon Jewel Shards, they transformed Kagome into a gigantic cheese creature that also spit cheese. A few minutes away, Sesshomaru was casually walking along saying, "I'm so cool, everybody loves me!" The crowd of overly excited fan girls that was following him swooned and started to feel his soft, warm fur. Out of nowhere, the Kagome cheese monster popped out and shot him with excessive amounts of cheese.
The fan girls held all their noses and backed away, for Sesshomaru had been turned from a sexy demon, into a sexy piece of limburger cheese. "NOOOO, not my good looks!!!" said the cheese fox, crying like a baby. "I must get revenge..." said Sesshomaru, Limburger Warrior, while running after the monster.
Author's notes: Well, this was my first step into the depths of Inuyasha. This is the hilarious story made by my friend Ryan Hasse, and published by me! I didn't know the Forest Guardian's name, so I called him, well....Forest Guardian. Sorry about Inuyasha's explosion, and the limburger Sesshomaru thing. For a bit of revenge, you can speak to Ryan through AIM, at Kurenhoshi.