Let's Go Home!!!
"So, how are you guys gonna get home?" asked MY.
"Oh, don't worry, we got rides. Besides, that motorcycle is mine and I always ride by myself on it," replied Hiei.
"So it's your motorcycle..." said Jenny. "It's nice, but is it as fast as my Lamborghini?"
"Wanna race?" asked Hiei.
"We're doomed," said Kim.
"I would, but I don't feel like it right now," replied Jenny. Kim and My then let out a sigh of relief.
"Can we get the hell out of here now? I'm really hungry," asked My.
"Uh huh," was Jenny's answer. Kim and My then left the gym. "I should give you the address. It's 225 Shiaku Dr. It's only a few minutes from the school, you can't miss it. Just in case you do, we'll leave the door open, okay?"
Jenny then left the gym and went to her car, where Kim and My were waiting impatiently. They then left. The rest of them then left, too.
When they arrived at the apartment, they were first, so they went in and took a little rest on their extremely comfy couch. They almost fell asleep. It was 4 o'clock by then. A few minutes later, the boys had arrived. "So... What do we do now?" asked Yusuke. "By the way, got any beer? I'm thirsty."
"Excuse us? We may be wanted criminals, but we know better than to go and get drunk. No wonder your such a delinquent!" replied My.
"So is that a yes or a no?" asked Yusuke.
"Well, we have some in the freezer, but it was from when our guy friends brought it over for when we had parties," replied Jenny.
"Tell me, who are these 'guy friends' of yours?" asked Hiei.
"Oh, um, they're Marcus, Mervin, and some other guys, I can't remember," said Jenny.
"What about you're other ex-boyfriend? I thought you were still friends?" asked Kim. She was still a little mad.
"... Ex-boyfriend? Other ex-boyfriend? Tell me, who is it?" asked Hiei. He was a little jealous.
"Um, it was Chingy, 'cause you see, I've got connections, and it was an on and off relationship..." said Jenny. She was a little nervous.
"The famous rap artist Chingy? Dayome, you were hooked up, huh?" asked Yusuke. He had found the left over beer in the freezer and was drinking it.
"Yeah, you could say that," said Jenny. She was hoping that her dating Chingy wouldn't ruin her chances of getting Hiei. By now, Kim was in her own room, with the door closed, and laughing her ass off. She knew that this would make Hiei jealous, so she made Jenny tell Hiei.
Kim, My, and Jenny then realized that they were still in their training clothes, so they told the boys to make themselves comfortable while they went to go and change. They each went to their own rooms and change into their regular clothes. Kim changed into a black tank top and jeans that weren't really tight, just touching her skin. Jenny changed into a dark blue spaghetti strap and wore black capris. My wore a white t-shirt and tan colored pants. They all went out to find everyone staring at them when they came out.
"So... Let's have the grand tour!!!" said Kuwabara. When Kuwabara had said that, Yusuke was finished with the beer and was a little bit drunk.
"Why is the room spinning? And do I have legs?" asked Yusuke. He was walking very wobbly.
"How about we do the room that is supposed to heal us?" asked Kurama. He had reminded the girls because they had forgotten about it.
"Oh, over here. Just go in and breath in the fumes that you see, just don't go crazy with breathing all of the fumes, something stupid would happen," replied My.
They went through the door that they had never noticed before. There were fancy symbols carved on the hinges of the door. The guys then went into the room and stayed there for three minutes. When they had come out, they were nice and not hurt at all.
"... So, who's room do we start off with? How about Kim's room?" suggested Jenny. Kim had come out by now.
"What? Why my room?" asked Kim. Jenny just stared at her. "Fine." Kim then walked over to her room and waited for the drunken Yusuke to catch up. "How many beers did you have, anyway?" Yusuke held up five fingers. "I see... Well, here's my room, I guess." Kim then opened the door to her room. It was fairly dark, so Kim turned on the lights. Inside, they saw a room with white walls and wood flooring. There was a bed with a gray net over it and had a white blanket and pillow. There were many hand-drawn pictures that were hung up on the wall, many that were demons. There was a closet in the wall, and there was also a little stand next to the bed with a black cordless phone. There was also a window that looked into a little garden in the back, which had a sheer white curtain. There was also a little glass table in the middle of the room with a thin black laptop and also a computer. She also had a small T.V. that was on top of another table that was in a corner of the room. She also had a desk that had schoolbooks and all of her other stuff in it (camera, etc.). Everybody had walked into the room.
"This is a very nice room, Kim," commented Kurama. He was sitting on the little pillow that was in front of the table (hey, it's Japan!). He was about to look on the laptop, which was on, but Kim quickly stopped him.
"No one, and I mean, NO ONE, goes on my laptop, besides me!!!" said Kim. She then gave him a death glare. He got scared, so he backed off. Kuwabara started to look through Kim's closet. He was going for the "stuff." Kim was looking for Kuwabara, because she had heard that he had been the most perverted guy in the whole school. As soon as she found him, he was going through the drawers of her closet, until he stopped. She did a quick scan of his puny brain, and had found out what the hell he was doing. She sneaked up on him and tapped him on his back. She had formed an ice axe and was ready to use it. "Soooooo... What the hell are you doing in my closet? Which happens to be off limits???" glared Kim. Her hand was gripped tightly around the axe, the veins in her hands were popping out and her knuckles were white from her gripping it too hard, she was obviously ready to swing.
Kuwabara only stared at the gigantic axe in her hand. It was very shiny and very sharp. "Uuuuuh... I was very curious to see what was in your closet..." replied Kuwabara. He was very, very scared. Hiei only laughed, he was basically rolling around on ground. Jenny just stared at Hiei and did the same thing.
"Do you see this axe right here? As you can see, it is very sharp. You don't wanna know what I have done with this axe, so I advise that you get the fuck away from my closet, no, I take that back, stay the hell away from my room!!!" yelled Kim. With that, Kuwabara just scrambled away from her and ran out of the room. "They should call him KuwaBAKA!!!" mumbled Kim as she put away her axe. Jenny and Hiei had controlled their selves by now and were standing up properly.
"I agree with you on that one, Kim," replied Hiei. His face was a dark red from all of the laughing that he had done. Jenny's was lighter, because she had stopped laughing before he had. "I'm just glad that you know your Japanese insults." Kurama was lightly laughing at what had happened, and Yusuke was too drunk to know what had happened.
Kurama was looking out of the window in Kim's room. "Is that your garden?" asked Kurama. Kim walked over to the window and looked out as well. Kim nodded her head.
"I just do that in my spare time when I'm not busy training and stuff. It's not much to look at," answered Kim. "But don't think that I'm a soft girl, ok?" Kurama nodded.
Kurama then walked over to the many drawings that covered Kim's wall. They had a lot of detail in them and were not drawings of ugly demons. "Did you draw these? They're really good," asked Kurama
"Yeah, they're mine. I like to draw, I take on a lot of hobbies, as you can tell," answered Kim. Then, there was a moment of silence, until Kim broke it. "I've had enough, let's go to Jenny's room now." They all left the room, while Kuwabara was cowering in a corner of the main room that they had entered through.
"She might be pretty, but she's a nasty little girl," muttered Kuwabara.
"Heard That!!!" yelled Kim. Kuwabara just got really scared, so he had passed out.
When they arrived in front of Jenny's room, they were welcomed with a sign that said: You Enter, You Die. "Well, that's real inviting," commented Hiei.
"I know, isn't it?" Jenny sarcastically said. They entered the room to find a room with light blue walls and a matching carpet. There was a black dragon painted on the ceiling, and there were a lot of pictures of other demons in frames on the walls. There was a dark blue bed and there was a laptop lying on the middle of the bed and there was a computer on the little table in a corner of the room. There was also a pillow there on the ground. She had a few dressers in the room. Besides, there was no closet. There were posters of Chingy on the wall and other rappers too. There were also kitty posters all over the room. Also, there was a boom box that was playing some rap music; it was hardcore kind of rap. It was on a different table that had all of Jenny's other stuff. "Insult my room, and I WILL kick your ass."
"Haven't you gotten over Chingy by now?" asked Hiei. He was standing in front of one of the posters and studying the rapper. He was trying to see why Jenny was attrcatcted to him. He was also looking at a poster with an anime cat with a pose saying: I'm Sexy! "What the hell is this poster supposed to mean?" asked Hiei.
"I donno, I just think that this is cute. Besides, don't you think it matches me?" asked Jenny. She then did a pose that was supposed to make her "sexy."
Hiei then just walked away, saying, "Sure you are..." Yusuke by now had gotten out of his drunken stage and was back to normal.
"So, why is Kuwabara unconscious on the ground of your living room?" asked Yusuke.
"Oh, I scared the shit out of him," was Kim's answer. She was sitting on the ground with My, Kenshin, and Kurama. Kim then got really interested in what Kuwabara was dreaming about, so she entered his dreams.
Kuwabara was in a dark scene. "Yo Urameshi!!! Come out here and fight me like a man! Are you too scared to fight me or something? Or are you too stupid to fight me?" yelled Kuwabara. Yusuke then came out from the darkness, walking towards Kuwabara, he had a serious look on his face.
"You should know that I only fight the strong, so why are you challenging me?" asked Yusuke. He had a calm tone in his voice. Kuwabara then took a punch at him, Yusuke then dodged easily by moving his head. Yusuke then walked away from Kuwabara back into the darkness, Kuwabara only staring helplessly and listening to the quiet of the darkness.
"Wow, I never knew that Kuwabara was that desperate to beat Urameshi, is he always like that?" asked Kim. She was directing the question towards Kurama.
"Yeah, he's really desperate to beat Yusuke. He's been like that for long time," Kurama quietly answered.
"Yeah, well, he'll NEVER beat me!!!! I'm so conceited..." said Kim. Kurama only smiled at her comment and stared at Hiei and Jenny while Jenny was showing him around her room.
"Well, I guess it's my turn to show everyone my room, right?" asked My. Kim nodded. "OKAY. EVERYONE!!! WE GOTTA GO TO MY ROOM, SO HURRY UP JENNY!!!" yelled My.
They then left to go to My's room. On the door, it said: This is My's Room, Just So You Know. It was much more welcoming then Jenny's sign. "Well, what are you waiting for? Just go in!" commanded My.
"I've seen your room before, so I'm gonna go and mess around with Kuwabara's face while he's out and make him even more ugly," said Kim. Jenny agreed and left with Kim.
"Well, I guess that they hate my room THAT much," said My.
"Your room can't be that bad," replied Kenshin. He gave her a smile of reassurance, and then went into the room. Then Kenshin's eyes went big because the room was very girly, pink to be exact. 'Holy crap,' thought Kenshin. Hiei was so disgusted, he just left the room without a word. Only Yusuke, Kenshin, and Kurama had stayed in My's room. There was a white bed with white sheets and the walls were light pink and so was the carpet. There was a pink dresser and there was a white vanity with pictures stuck on the sides. There was also a white computer on a little table like all of the other rooms and had a little pillow in front of it. There was a silver laptop next to the computer. She had put her T.V. on top of one of the dressers.
Nobody said a word. They looked around and then decided that they were hungry. Everybody left the room to find Kuwabara still unconscious and Kim kneeling over him with some paint and markers next to her. She was currently using a blue permanent marker on his face. "What are you doing, Kim?" asked Kurama, he was very curious.
"Huh? Oh, I'm messing around with his already ugly face, and now I'm makin' him uglier, wanna help?" asked Kim. Jenny was also watching her and trying to keep from waking up Kuwabara with all of the laughter that she was hiding. Jenny was even taping her mouth shut with duck tape.
"Um, I'll pass, but I'll watch," offered Kurama. He then squatted down next to her and handed her the markers that she asked for. Kim then finished and told Yusuke to wake him up.
"Why?" asked Yusuke. Kim just glared at him and he obeyed.
"Yo Kuwabara!!!! Wake Up Butt Head!!!!!" yelled Yusuke, he was also kicking Kuwabara in an attempt to wake him up. Kuwabara then mumbled something and then woke up. Hiei then said, "Oh My Gosh!!!! He Finally Looks Like He Should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" And then started to run around in circles until he ran into a wall and fell onto the floor. Jenny then dragged him by the arm and threw him onto the couch. Jenny then rested Hiei's head on a soft pillow and let him rest. By now, she had taken off the duck tape and there were some marks from it being tight.
"You know what Kuwabara? You look HOT!" Jenny lied. She had her fingers crossed behind her back. Kuwabara then smoothed back his hair and winked at Jenny. Jenny then turned around and made a puking noise. Kim then grabbed Jenny, My, and Kurama and ran outside into the garden, closed the door, and laughed their asses off. Yusuke then chuckled and told Kuwabara to look in the mirror. Kuwabara went into one of the bathrooms and looked into the mirror. He screamed liked a little girl. Everyone then laughed even harder and Yusuke laughed so bad, he had to take a leak. Five minutes later, everybody had calmed down and Kuwabara's face was still colorful.
Everybody was hungry. Hiei was still knocked out, so Jenny got a big bucket full of ice that Kim had provided, which happens to be the coldest ice in the world. Jenny then brought her bucket of ice. Hiei still didn't have a shirt, so Jenny poured the whole friggin' bucket of ice on Hiei's body. One of the bigger chunks fell on his head. Hiei immediately woke up and screamed. "HOLY CRAP!!!! THAT WAS SO FUCKIN COLD!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" hollered Hiei. He was a little bit blue. Jenny then smiled with satisfaction.
"Oh, so you're awake? I just wanted to tell you that lunch is served," Jenny calmly said. Hiei then gave her a death glare.
"YOU WOKE ME UP FOR A STUPID LUNCH THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT?!?!?!?!?!" yelled Hiei.
"Yeah," said Jenny. She stared into the bucket realizing that there was still some ice left. "Oh, here. You can have the rest of this ice." With that Jenny then put the bucket over Hiei's head. Hiei then got really pissed, so he took off the bucket and then started saying things about Jenny that weren't very nice. "Are you finished? 'Cause I'm hungry and I want food. We ordered pizza." Hiei then went into the bathroom and started to yell out the insults. He then came out.
"Now I'm finished," replied Hiei. He then went into the closet and took out a spare poofy blanket and wrapped it around himself. He then lay down on the couch and watched stuff on the BIG screen T.V. He then got the remote and started to flip the channels. He then saw a gory movie and started to watch it.
"OOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!! I Love this movie!!!" yelled Hiei and Jenny at the same time. They then stared at each other and then looked away. They then watched a guy hack of another guy's head. Kim and My only looked at them and then looked at each other, predicting about what could happen between them.
"I think that they would make a good couple," whispered Kim. My nodded her head in agreement.
Kkfoxwill: Hehehehehe.... Cliffie!!! Well, not really, but you get da point! I hope you guys thought this was a good fan fic so far... Oh! And I've got a co-host!!!
Hiei: Why am I doing this again?
Kkfoxwill: Because if you don't, then I'll tell Yukina about how you know her and I'll give you as much sweet snow as you want!!!
Hiei: ...... YEAH!!! I LOVE SWEET SNOW!!!
Kkfoxwill: oO Wow... Well, will you do the honors of saying the next thing?
Hiei: Please R&R... Or I will get no sweet snow and I will use my katana to cut of your head!
Kkfoxwill: That'll work!