Kkfoxwill: Since on microsoftword, my story has FINALLY reached 60 pages, ima be happy and let dis chappy be longer!!!! R&R plz!!!
disclaimer: yyh n rrk, not mine!!!
Back to the Ningenkai
My, Kim, and Jenny then went back to Kurama's house to get their backpacks so they could go back to their apartment and finish up their homework. They then decided to walk back home, considering they didn't have their cars with them. After they got home, they did their homework in the living room, when they heard a rapid knocking on the door. "Jenny, it's your turn to get the door, so get your ass up off of the floor and answer the door," said Kim. Jenny then went to go answer the door to whoever was desperate to get inside the house. Jenny then opened the door to reveal a very excited Yusuke who was waving around a piece of colorful paper. Yusuke then basically leaped inside the apartment and started yelling a whole bunch of gibberish.
"Um, Yusuke, are you on crack?" asked Jenny. Yusuke then shook his head to say no, and then decided to speak English.
"THERE'S GONNA BE A DANCE!!! I'M GONNA GET MY FREAK ON!!!" yelled Yusuke. Then, the rest of the gang came into the apartment.
"I'm gonna get low!" said Kuwabara to everyone.
"Well, we don't want to see that now, do we?" commented Kurama, which caused some people to laugh.
"Uh, how do you know this?" asked My.
"Well, I went back to the school to go and get my backpack, 'cause I forgot it there, and then I saw all of these flyers, and they said that there's going to be a Welcome Back dance this Friday, and I got so excited, I thought that I should tell you the good news!" exclaimed Yusuke.
"Wait, that means that we need dates! Or, should I say, you guys need dates!" bragged My.
Kim then waved her fist in front of My's face. "You want some of this? Do you want some of this?" threatened Kim.
"You know, I think I'll pass," said My, making Kim back away. Jenny also sent one of her glares to My. All of this caused the boys to sweat drop.
"Well, um, I think we're gonna leave you guys to do whatever you guys were, you know, doing before, so, um... Ja Ne!" Kenshin nervously said.
"Bye Kenshin!!!" yelled My as everyone was running back home before they could get hurt by Kim, My, and Jenny.
"You know Jenny, we really do need dates, because it wouldn't look good for us to go to the first dance of the school year dateless," said Kim.
"Yeah, I know what you mean, 'cause, everyone expects us to be perfect and always have everything and they really expect us to go to these dances with someone that all of the other people can never get, like that one time that I went to a dance with Chingy. No one expected to see me going to a dance in Japan with an American rap artist, so that is gonna make me have to go with someone popular and shit. What is it with these ningens?" replied Jenny.
"Who knows, but all we know is, you guys gotta get dates and we need dresses," said My. Kim and Jenny then agreed with My, and then went to go and finish their homework, which was way too easy for them, considering they were demons and knew much more than the humans.
The Next Day
The next day of school was the day that Kim, My, and Jenny were supposed to show around the new student, Cynthia Myolwin, around the school. As they were locking the door to the apartment, they had noticed that someone else inhabited the apartment across the hall from them, but they didn't know whom, they would probably find out sooner or later. They decided that they might as well bring their cars and say that it was a gift from their rich uncle who owns a successful company in America. As soon as they arrived to the school, they heard an announcement on the speakers, saying, "Will Kim, My, and Jenny please report to the principal's office? I repeat, will Kim, My, and Jenny please report to the principal's office?" That was when they remembered that they were supposed to give the new student the grand tour of the school.
"What do you think the new girl is gonna be like?" asked My.
"Beats me, for all we know, she could be some stupid prep that we're gonna beat up sometime," replied Kim.
"Now Kim, that's not very nice to say," Jenny sarcastically said as they slowly walked to the principal's office.
"Well, do you know what she's gonna be like?" asked Kim.
"No, but still, I don't think we should really say things like that," replied Jenny.
"Whatever, let's just get this over with," said My as they entered the office.
They met up with Mrs. Netogawa, the office assistant. "Is there something I can help you girls with?" asked Mrs. Netogawa politely.
"Ah, yes, we're here to show the new student around the school, just as we have been informed before and as the announcement on the speaker has indicated," answered My.
"I see, well, you can go in Mr. Dai's office and have a seat while you wait for the new student to arrive," Mrs. Netogawa said. My then thanked her and they were off to go and sit inside Mr. Dai's office.
With the Boys
"So, Hiei, who are you planning on taking to the dance?" asked Yusuke. They were all sitting on the benches in front of the school.
"Well, I was thinking, and I thought, what is the whole point of these dances?" asked Hiei.
"Well, there's not really much point in them, you just dance and have fun and a lot of the time, relationships form..." answered Yusuke.
"Well, that's not so bad, I guess," replied Hiei.
"No, it's not, so who are you planning on taking to the welcome back dance?" asked Yusuke again.
"Well, I was thinking, maybe Jenny, because she's kinda like me, and I can probably relate to her, plus, I've finally found a woman who is shorter than me," Hiei said quietly. When Hiei said that, everybody sweat dropped.
"Interesting..." said Yusuke.
"Hn, well, you all better not repeat a word of this to anyone, or I swear, you will live a twisted and tormented life until you die," threatened Hiei. Everyone then sweat dropped and everyone nodded in agreement.
Back with the Girls
"Hello girls, I would like you to meet Cynthia Myolwin, she has just transferred here from Yokohama," said Mr. Dai, who had Cynthia standing next to him. "Cynthia, this is Kim Le, the girl with the red and black hair, My Ho, the girl with black and brown hair, and Jenny Dao, the girl with black, white, and blue hair. These three girls will be showing you around the school, and don't worry, they won't leave you stranded or let bullies harm you, I hear they are skilled fighters," introduced Mr. Dai.
Cynthia then shook everybody's hand. "It's nice to meet all of you, but won't you miss your classes if you show me around the school?" asked Cynthia out of curiosity.
"Yes, but Mr. Dai has excused us out of going to them, so don't worry," said Kim.
"Oh, okay then, well, I guess we should get going then!" said Cynthia. With that, they all left the office to go and show Cynthia Mieiu High.
"So, you came from Yokohama. When did you move here?" asked Jenny.
"Well, I just moved here last week and it took a few days to get all the paperwork done," replied Cynthia.
"Oh, well, I have a question to ask you, but it's personal," said My.
"Um, you can go ahead and ask, I guess," replied Cynthia.
"Well, okay... Do you have a boyfriend?" asked My. When My said that, Jenny elbowed My in her ribs. "Ouch..." My said quietly.
"Oh, well, no, I don't have a boyfriend," said Cynthia. They then decided to go and continue giving Cynthia the tour of the school.
Back with the Guys
"Well, Yusuke, are you gonna take Kayko to the dance?" asked Kuwabara.
"Well, yeah, 'cause she is my girl," said Yusuke, "and I swear, if anyone hits on her, I will beat their ass!!!"
"Uh, okay... Well, maybe you should go and talk to that guy over there that is talking to Kayko and she's blushing," replied Kuwabara.
"WHAT?! Ohhhh, he's gonna get an ass whooping!!! Oh, you guys better hold me back, 'cause I'm about to go over there and kick some ass!!!" yelled Yusuke. Kuwabara and Kenshin held Yusuke's arms before he could murder the guy that was hitting on his girlfriend. After about ten minutes, Yusuke calmed down after the guy left to go and hit on some other girl. "Hm, he is not worthy of any girl," Yusuke said.
"Well, now that that's over, let's see, who should I go to the dance with?" asked Kuwabara.
"Well, why don't you ask the new girl? Maybe she'll feel sorry for you and go on a pity date with you, or maybe she'll go with you just so she won't seem like an outcast or something," Yusuke said.
"Shut up Urameshi! I was thinking about asking Jenny, since she hasn't given me a near death experience, unlike Kim, but, since the shrimp already has his freaky three eyes on her, I'm basically screwed," replied Kuwabara.
"Hn," said Hiei, as usual.
"Well, we all pretty much know who Kenshin's gonna take, so, Kurama, who are you gonna take?" asked Yusuke.
"Do I really have to answer?" asked Kurama.
"Actually, you don't. After I read your mind, I found out that you had feelings for Kim, oh, and also because it was obvious," said Hiei out of nowhere.
When Kurama had heard this, he was quiet for a moment, and then decided to speak. "Well, Hiei, you're right, but I have a question. Why did you read my mind in the first place?" asked Kurama.
"I had nothing better to do," replied Hiei with a smirk.
"Smart... Well, yeah, I guess I want to take Kim to the dance," said Kurama. "I mean, I don't really know why, but I'm just attracted to her..."
"Well, Hiei and Jenny would go great together, probably because Hiei is finally taller than someone and the fact that I would get fatally injured if I say something wrong, plus, Jenny is fine, and Kenshin and My look good together because they just do, and well, Kurama and Kim would go good together because... Kim is fine and they both have red in their hair!" said Kuwabara. This time, they just stared at Kuwabara like he had gone crazy.
With the Girls
"Well, you'll like it here at Mieiu High, I just hope that you don't get a fan guy club, they get really annoying," said Jenny.
"Actually, I had a fan guy club at my other school, they were so sad when they were told that I was gonna move and transfer to another school," replied Cynthia. "Anyway, do you guys have a fan club? Because it looks like you would," asked Cynthia.
"Yes, we each have our own little fan club, sure, they're annoying, but it's good when they give us candy, because all we do is just eat their candy! Anyway, I haven't seen a sign of the fan guys, where are they?" asked Kim. Right after she said that, they all saw three mobs of guys running towards them with candy and flowers in their arms.
"I just had to ask..." Kim muttered. They all started yelling things like: Will you go to the dance with me? and Marry me! and a lot of other things. When Cynthia saw the mobs, Cynthia had sweat dropped and almost got trampled by them, but she didn't and was outside of the crowd on fan guys that had formed around each of the girls.
"Boys!!! I already have a BOYFRIEND!!! So go away before he comes to kick your sorry asses!!!" yelled My. My's fan guys were then disappointed and left, leaving two crowds left around Jenny and Kim, My was able to slip away.
"Does this always happen?" asked Cynthia. My nodded and started laughing because Kim and Jenny were not able to get away. They noticed this, and they both glared at her, making her stop.
Eventually, all of the noise that the fan clubs were making in the halls echoed outside and the boys heard all of what was happening. "Do you guys hear that? It sounds like there's a riot or something going on inside the school. Well, since school's gonna start in about fifteen minutes, we might as well go ahead and check it out," said Kuwabara. They all agreed, and went inside the school to see what was going on.
"You guys!!! We have to show around the new student!!! Hey!!! Nobody touches me there!!!! Somebody's gonna pay!!! As soon as I get out of here, someone is gonna get it!!! And believe me, it ain't gonna be pretty!!! Hey, move it!!!" yelled Jenny over the mob around her.
"Minna (A/N: Minna is Japanese for everyone, now back to the story) better get the hell out of my way!!! Move it!!! Don't even think of moving that hand any closer there!!! Chikuso (A/N: Chikuso = Dammit), get out of my way!!!" Kim also yelled at the people around her.
Eventually, the guys had gotten to where the mobs were and where My and Cynthia were standing and watching Kim and Jenny get mobbed. "Oh, so I guess the fan clubs are back from their little vacation to their little shrines of Kim, My, and Jenny in some other city," said Kuwabara.
"How do you know this?" asked Hiei.
"Oh, I'm friends with one of the fan guys and he told me that he was gonna be away for a little while to do some kind of worshipping," replied Kuwabara.
"Wait, are you saying they have a shrine of my girlfriend and they worship her like some kind of goddess?" asked Kenshin. Kuwabara nodded and they all continued to stare for a few minutes.
"Ugh, why are the guys just standing there and staring at us instead of helping us!!!" yelled Kim over to Jenny.
"I don't know, but if they don't help us within a few minutes, I'm gonna kick their asses too!!!" replied Jenny loudly to Kim. Kim nodded and continued trying to get the mob to go away.
"Hey, don't you think that we should try and help them instead of just staring at them?" asked Kurama.
"You're right, besides, I think I heard Jenny say that she would kick our asses if we don't help them," replied Hiei, and the Kurama and Hiei went to go and help Jenny and Kim get away from the mob.
Hiei walked through Jenny's crowd and made the guys move by giving them death threats, while Kurama went to go and help Kim by moving fast and getting to the middle of the crowd, where Kim was.
"What the hell took you so long!" Jenny yelled to Hiei.
"Well, first of all, I had to keep thinking of new death threats to tell all of these okanas (A/N: translation: fools) so they would move, and second, there are a lot of okanas," replied Hiei.
"Whatever, just help me get out of here!!!" yelled Jenny, and then Hiei had an idea, which he whispered to Jenny. "Are you serious?" asked Jenny after he heard what he told her, and Hiei nodded.
"Do you have any other ideas?" replied Hiei. Jenny shook her head, and decided to go along with what he said.
"OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!" Jenny yelled, and then fell to the floor clutching her ankle.
All of her fan guys then gasped, and wanted to know what was going on. "What happened, Jenny?" asked Hiei.
"One of these bakas must have tripped and they hit my ankle really hard! I think it's sprained!" exclaimed Jenny.
"Well then, we've got to go and take you to the nurse's office," replied Hiei out of concern, and he then picked her up bridal style. The mob then made a pathway so that Hiei could walk Jenny out of there, and Hiei took her behind a turn in the hallway and put her down when he had made sure that the crazed fans weren't looking.
"Thanks for getting me out of that situation!" said Jenny.
"Hn, no problem," replied Hiei, and then he went back to the mob and told them that Jenny had gone home to rest. As soon as all of the fans had left, Jenny came out from behind the corner of the wall and joined Cynthia and My and waited for Kim to get out of the mob.
"Shuiichi!!! Took you long enough!!!" yelled Kim to Kurama when he had finally reached her.
"Sorry, some of these fans were in my way," replied Kurama. "What do you suppose we do to get you away from this mob?"
"I don't know!!! If I knew, don't you think I would be out of here right now?" yelled Kim.
"Good point. Well, can't you lie to them?" asked Kurama.
"And tell them what? That I'm gonna kill them?! I might actually do that soon enough!!! Or what, that you're my boyfriend and that you're getting pissed?!" asked Kim.
"I have a feeling that the last one will work," replied Kurama. Kim then sighed, because she wanted to get out of the mob of annoying fan guys and she couldn't think of anything else to do at that moment.
"Hey, you guys!!! SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!! Yeah, much better. Anyway, do any of you bakas know who this guy right next to me is? I don't think you do, so let me introduce him to you. Boys, this is Shuiichi, my boyfriend, and in case you haven't gotten the hint, he's getting pissed, so I suggest you back up off of me and get yo asses away from here!!!" Kim yelled. The fan guys then glared at Kurama and walked away. "Phew!!! They're finally gone!!! You weren't really doing anything, but thanks anyway!!!" said Kim to Kurama, "Well, I've got to go and show the new girl around the school, so I'll see you around sometime later, bye!" With that, Kim ran over to where My, Cynthia, and Jenny were already walking to and started talking to them, leaving the guys hanging.
"Was the girl that was with My and Jenny the new girl?" asked Yusuke.
"I'm gonna have to say yes, and she is fine!!!" replied Kuwabara.
"Finer than Yukina?" asked Yusuke slyly.
"I never said that she was finer than her," Kuwabara lied. They then heard the bell ring and then walked over to class.
"Stupid-ass classes, now we have to go," said Hiei, and they all then went to their classes.
With the Girls
"I wonder if I'm gonna have another fan club at this school..." wondered Cynthia.
"Probably," replied Kim, "Because if you had a fan club at your other school, then you're gonna have one here."
"Oh, so I heard some of your fan guys yelling something about a dance, what's that about?" asked Cynthia.
"Oh, so you haven't heard yet. We're gonna be having a Welcome Back dance this Friday in the Multi room, do you think you can come? Possibly with a date?" asked Jenny.
"Well, I might be able to come with my best friend, Sano, as a date," replied Cynthia.
"Oh really? Who the hell is Sano?" asked My.
"Sano is my childhood best friend and he lives, well, let's just really he lives really close to me," replied Cynthia.
"Um, ok. Well, do you live with your parents?" asked Kim.
"Uh, I don't live with my parents," replied Cynthia, "They live far, far away, and they sent me here so I can have a better, uh, education and so they can get their work done."
"Oh, so you live alone?" concluded Jenny.
"Well, you could say that," replied Cynthia. They then continued to walk around the school and show her the classrooms and hallways and other rooms.
After School
Kim, My, and Jenny had finished showing Cynthia around the school by the middle of the day, so they ended up going to the rest of their classes. After the bell had rung and they were dismissed from their last class, they all went to their lockers before they went to their cars and drove home. Each of their lockers are in different hallways, so they had to go their different ways.
"Ugh, I can't wait 'till I get home, I wanna just go to my room and fall asleep on my bed!" Kim mumbled to herself, she had to walk around a lot and after that, she had to run FIVE miles in Gym, plus she didn't really get that much sleep during the night. Right when she opened up her locker, a white envelope fell out and fell onto the floor. "What's this?" Kim asked herself. She picked it up and looked at the front of the envelope, which said "To Kim" in fancy handwriting. "This better not be from one of those stupid-as-hell fan guys, I've had enough of them for one day..." said Kim. She opened it to reveal a note, and she recognized the handwriting to belong to Kurama (A/N: She's in all of his classes, so she pretty much knows it). It said:
Kim,
Since the dance is coming up this Friday, and I'm pretty sure that we are both dateless, would you consider going to the dance with me? Please write your reply on the bottom of this paper and drop it by my locker. Hope to see your reply soon.
Sincerely,
Kurama
Kim then reread it to make sure that she had read it right, and then she got out a pen from her locker and wrote:
Hey Fox Boy!!! :P Sure, I'll go to the dance with you, call me when you get this back, aight? We'll talk more and work out some details or whatever. Okay, see ya soon!
From,
ChErRy BoMb a.k.a. Kim!!!
Kim then put back her pen and gathered her books into her backpack and dropped off her reply back into Kurama's locker, she was pretty sure that he hasn't gone back home yet, so he'd probably get it back after she left. After that, she went back to her car and drove back home.
Back at Their Apartment
When Kim got back home, My and Jenny were already there eating another lunch. "Hey guys, I'm finally home," Kim said to them, which caused them to pause from their chewing momentarily, and then continue chewing. They then heard a beeping noise. "Jenny, do you realize that's your cell phone?" asked Kim as she put down all of her stuff and lay down on the couch. Jenny then swallowed what was in her mouth and pulled her phone from her backpack.
"Hm, I have a new text message, wonder who it's from..." said Jenny. "It's from Yusuke, what does he want?" said Jenny. She then read the message, which said:
Hey Jenny, would you go to the dance with me?
Jenny then had wide eyes, and then she called him.
Meanwhile, Back at Yusuke's Place
"Detective, can I borrow your cell phone?" asked Hiei.
"Yeah, sure, go crazy with it," replied Yusuke as he handed Hiei his cell. Hiei then started "typing" a message that read: Hey Jenny, would you go to the dance with me?
Yusuke then read what Hiei was putting and said, "Ooooh!!! Hiei's got the HOTS for Jenny!!!" When Hiei heard that, he turned beet red (A/N: HIEI? BLUSHING?! HOLY SHIT, HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!!!! Okay, back to the fic)
Kuwabara saw Hiei turn red. "Oooooh, Urameshi!!! You made Hiei all blushie!!! Wait, that didn't sound right," Kuwabara said. Yusuke then went and started beating up Kuwabara.
Back with the Girls
Jenny then called Yusuke's phone. When 'he' picked up, she yelled, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE TAKING KAYKO TO THE DANCE!!!"
"No, Yusuke is taking Kayko to the dance," replied a very familiar voice. (A/N: I'll give you one guess)
"Hiei?" asked Jenny.
"Yeah, this is Hiei, Jenny, NOT Yusuke," replied Hiei
Jenny then was embarrassed and sweat dropped. "Oh, well then. Sure, Hiei, I'll go to the dance with you. You know, you really need your own cell phone," replied Jenny.
"Hn, yes, I suppose. Well, that is all I wanted to ask," replied Hiei.
"Okay, bye then!" said Jenny, and then they both hung up. "Hey guys, guess what?" asked Jenny to Kim and My.
"What?" asked Kim, since My was still eating.
"I've got a date for the dance! Hiei just asked me," answered Jenny.
"Oh, well, Kurama asked me to go too, and I accepted, so I guess we should go to the mall and go buy our dresses before it's too late, right?" asked Kim, and they all agreed and changed out of their school uniforms and into a t-shirt and jeans. They all then decided on using Jenny's car this time, since the last time they went to the mall, they took Kim's car.
At the Mall
At the mall, they saw some of their friends, and some of their enemies. Jenny and Akira had bumped into each other. "Oh, it's you, what are you doing here?" asked Akira.
"It's called shopping, maybe you've heard of it, or are you too stupid to know what it even means?" replied Jenny.
"Hm, very funny. What exactly are you shopping for, anyway?" asked Akira.
"A dress for the Welcome Back dance, what are you shopping for? A new brain?" asked Jenny.
"No, actually, I'm shopping for a dress too, so I'm gonna go now, bye," replied Akira, and left with her friends while hitting Jenny's shoulder in the process.
"Bitch," mumbled Jenny, and they continued looking for their dresses.
After they looked through a few stores, they hadn't found anything that they liked, until they went into this one store called "Jessica McClintock." (A/N: Don't own Jessica McClintock) They bought their dresses, and they went to go and buy shoes and other accessories that they would need. (A/N: I bet you thought I would describe the dress and everything, didn't you? Well, I'm saving that for later!!!) After that, they went home and did their homework fairly quick.