KKFX: I no own YYH or RRK!!! (If i did, I would be a very happy camper!!!)
The Next Day
They arrived at school at least thirty minutes early in their cars, and they met up with the guys. "Hey, what's up?" greeted Jenny. They all waved to her and they all talked about the dance and everything, until Akira showed up when Jenny had remembered that she forgot her backpack and went to go and get it from her car.
"Hey Hiei!" said Akira.
"Hn, hi. What do you want?" asked Hiei, he didn't like her very much.
"Oh, I was just wondering if you would go with me to the dance this Friday," said Akira with a smile on her face.
"Onna, I already have a date," replied Hiei coldly.
"Oh, really? Who with?" asked Akira.
"Hn, I'm going with the girl right behind you," replied Hiei.
"What girl?" said Akira as she turned around to see an angry Jenny.
"What are you doing here?" Jenny said while controlling herself from yelling at her.
"I'm just talking to Hiei, got a problem with that?" replied Akira.
"Damare, (A/N: Damare = shut up) I know you came here for a reason, now tell me," demanded Jenny.
"Well, if you must know, I came here and asked Hiei to the dance, but, he told me that he's going to the dance with you, is it true?" asked Akira.
"Yeah, it's true," answered Jenny.
"Hm, interesting. Personally, I think he could do much better, but it's not my choice now, is it?" said Akira, and she then walked away.
"Excuse me, I'm going to have a little chat with her, be back in a bit!" said Jenny to the group, and she went after Akira. When she reached Akira, Jenny grabbed Akira's shoulder and said, "We had an agreement about this, Hiei was supposed to ask one of us out, not one of us ask Hiei out. I think that pretty much sums it up," Jenny coldly said.
"Well, sometimes, I don't like to play by the rules," Akira said. Jenny death glared her and Akira smiled back a fake smile. Just when Jenny was about to lunge out and basically strangle Akira, Kim and My showed up and asked what was going on.
"Well, what is going on is that I was about to strangle Akira because she cheated on our little deal and because I hate her," replied Jenny. Kim and My then sweat dropped, and were about to say something, when Cynthia finally decided to come to school.
"Hey! Oh, um, did I come at a bad time?" greeted Cynthia, she was looking at what was going on and she was having a hard time figuring it out.
"Oh, no, there's just a little, um, disagreement between Jenny and Akira, and Jenny didn't have the best of all methods to try and, uh, sort it out," replied My.
"Oh, um, okay, well, I think I'm gonna go and head on over to class, so I guess I'll see you later, ja ne!" waved Cynthia as she walked over to her class.
Right when Cynthia left, Jenny almost jumped on Akira, but then Kim and My had to hold Jenny back, which took some effort. My and Kim had almost lost their grip on her arms, but they were still holding on. Jenny was yelling things like: I'M GONNA KILL HER!!!! LET GO OF ME!!! FUCKIN' WHORE!!!!!! And I am hoping that you get the picture right now, because there are some things that are just too harsh to write down. Some of the, ahem, sayings were eventually heard by the gang, and they went over to where the yelling was coming from, and they ended up seeing an almost psycho Jenny trying to murder a smirking Akira. A confused Hiei then walked in between them and asked them what was going on.
"Oh, nothing, I'm just tryin' to kill this bitch right here because she's a slut, that's all, and also because she sucks," replied Jenny as soon as she had stopped struggling in Kim and My's hold on her. When they were sure that Jenny wouldn't strangle Akira, Kim and My let go of Jenny.
"You see, Hiei? She's a vicious killer that wants to harm me for no apparent reason! Do you really want to go to the dance with a woman like that?" said Akira with an "innocent" look on her face.
"Hn, I can tell you're lying, Akira. And yes, I would like to go to a dance with a girl like that, it's most likely better than going to a dance with you," replied Hiei. Jenny then smirked at Akira when she heard that and stuck her tongue out at her when no one was looking.
"Hm, well, think about it, Hiei, and I hope that you make the right decision on dumping her and go to the dance with me," said Akira as she walked away with a flip of her black hair. When she had said that, it looked like Jenny was about to go demon on her and kill her.
"What was going on?" asked Hiei. He knew that something was going on and that they weren't telling him everything.
"Hn, it's nothing important, just a little disagreement between enemies," answered Jenny.
"Looked more like a war, if you ask me," commented Kenshin.
"Whatever, let's just forget about it and keep talking about things that don't include killing Akira, Jenny," replied My.
"One question: yesterday, when you were being mobbed by those fan guys, how long have you had them?" asked Kurama.
"Oh, we've had fan clubs ever since we came to the Ningenkai sixteen years ago and took on the form of human babies, but believe me, we still had our strength and knowledge and ability to walk and, well, feed ourselves and other things. You see, when we were in our human form years ago when we were babies, the ningen baby boys had always given us things like candy and stuff, and it kept on going like that from then till now, and will probably stay like that forever. Why'd you ask?" Kim replied.
"Oh, just wondering," replied Kurama, who seemed to be a little jealous. All of the other guys noticed that, and it looked like Hiei and Kenshin were a little jealous, too.
"Oh look, Shrimp, Fox Boy, and, uh, Batosai look a little jelly! Hm, wonder where this is gonna go..." teased Kuwabara, who then received glares from Hiei and Kurama. Kuwabara then immediately shut up.
"Speaking of fan clubs, I wonder when your fan girls are gonna come back from their little trip to their shrines of you guys..." said My.
"Oh, I'm gonna count on them coming back in 5...4...3...2..." counted Jenny, and when she was about to say one, a whole mess of girls started running up to the guys. The girls were then pushed to the side and the guys were mobbed. The guys then sweat dropped, and then the Kim, My, and Jenny realized they had to save them, since they saved them, well, Kim and Jenny, anyway. Then, Jenny yelled out a big, fat, lie. "OH MY GOSH!!! IT'S USHER IN JAPAN!!! AND HE'S GOT HIS SHIRT OFF!!!" Then, all of the girls stopped yelling and ran towards the direction that Jenny was pointing in. Then, Kim and My sweat dropped and stared. Hiei then walked up to Jenny.
"Who the hell is Usher?" asked Hiei.
"Are you serious? You don't know who Usher is?" Jenny exclaimed. Hiei then shook his head, and Jenny smacked her forehead.
"So, who's Usher?" asked Hiei again.
"I can explain it in one motion," replied Jenny, and then she licked her finger and did the sizzling thing. Kim and My agreed.
"Uh, does that mean he's burning?" replied Hiei, who was unsure of what that meant.
"Oh, yeah, you got it," replied Jenny, and then Yusuke and Kuwabara snickered.
"What are you laughing at?" asked Hiei.
"Oh, uh, it's, uh, nothing that a demon would understand, well, you would understand, anyway," Kuwabara choked out from his laughter. Kurama understood what Jenny, Kim, and My meant by "hot," since he'd been living around with the humans for a while. Kenshin didn't really give a shit. Hopefully, he would get it soon enough.
"Bakas..." muttered Hiei as the bell for class to start rung. Everybody then went to class.
After School
Everybody went home, and everybody finished their very easy homework. It was finished very quickly, so Jenny wanted revenge on Akira, so she made an evil plan in her evil head. Kim and My were starting to stare at her funny after Jenny started to laugh like a maniac very loud. Eventually, she stopped, and Kim and My started to back away from her, just in case she goes mental on them. "Uh, Jenny, are you okay? Do you need to see a therapist?" asked My.
"Oh, I'm okay, I was just thinking of evil revenge plans like I used to back in our stealing days, except this time, it's for revenge on Akira. Wanna help?" offered Jenny. Kim and My then looked at each other and then looked at Jenny and nodded. "Well, I've got a lot of ideas, and you'll be happy to know that they are all evil," said Jenny with an evil smile.
"That's great, now when should we put your plan to work?" asked Kim.
"Hm... How about... NOW?" replied Jenny, and they all laughed, not like maniacs, but just like mental people. They then went to walk to the school and broke into the school when they made sure that no one was there. They then took out a locker lock that they had bought before they came, and they broke off Akira's lock and replaced it with their own, and then laughed again, and then left the building.
After that, they realized that they never met their new neighbor, so they went across the hall and knocked on their door. When they opened the door, Kim, My, and Jenny yelled, "HIYA NEIGHBOR!!! NICE TO MEETCHA!!!" After they yelled that, they realized that they had scared Cynthia and a guy they didn't know, and then they apologized for scaring them. "So, this is where you live, it'll be nice to know that we live near a friend instead of with some weird guy who could be a mass murderer," said Jenny when they were inside of the apartment.
"So, who's the guy?" asked Kim.
"Oh, that's my best friend, I've known him since I was a little kid. His name's Sanosuke, but just call him Sano, I don't even know what the hell his last name is!" said Cynthia. She then laughed, along with Kim, My, and Jenny. Sano had brown spiky hair, but it was not as big as Hiei's hair, he was very tall, unlike some people who I will not mention, Hiei and Jenny!!! (A/N: Hehe, I'm silly!) He wore a white robe with black on he hems and the Japanese symbol for "bad" on the back. He wore a red headband on his forehead, and some of his hair didn't stand up and strayed from his face. He had white pants and black shoes on, and he had really dark brown eyes. He was just sitting on the couch drinking tea and watching the girls talk.
"Oh, since we know you're name, it would only be right that we tell you our names. I'm My Ho, that's Kim Le, and the other girl is Jenny Dao, nice to meetcha," said My.
"Hey, back at ya," replied Sano.
"Yeah, so Sano, which school do you go to?" asked Kim.
"Oh, I'm gonna go to Mieiu High soon, I just got all of the paperwork finished, so I'm gonna start tomorrow," replied Sano.
"Oh, so do you live here? Because there's lot of exercising equipment here and some guy things that we know Cynthia would never have, for example, the underwear over there hanging on that box," said Kim as she pointed over at a box with underwear that only a guy would wear. Sano then turned a reddish color.
"Yeah, I live here, since I don't really have any money to pay for my own place," replied an embarrassed Sano.
"Yeah, he lives with me, I call what he just said, freeloading, so I like to call him a freeloader, I have to pay the rent and everything," said Cynthia as she playfully pushed him.
"Oh, so that's what you meant by "He lives really close to me," " said My. Cynthia nodded, so, they kept on talking and hanging out, until they all decided to go home and do some things there, like practicing their fighting so they wouldn't grow weaker, just in case they had to go on one of Koenma's missions soon, and it involved kicking some demon ass.
The Next Day
It was the day before the dance, and everyone was starting to get really desperate for dates. Sadly, no offers came for Kuwabara (A/N: Like there would be any offers for him). Jenny then decided to put all of her revenge ideas to work that day, and guess how many there are? Including the locker thing, she had fourteen evil, but brilliant ideas.
Kkfoxwill: Well, here it is, and I am leaving you here with a cliffie!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!! (Ahem) Okay, so i decided that if my man Kurama was here, I might get distracted, so i tracked down Hiei and forced him to be my co-host again!!!
Hiei: (Death glares KKFX) Hn. You suck.
KKFX: Whatever, but you realize I could tell yukina who her big bro is, right?
Hiei: I will get back at you one day, just you wait!!!
KKFX: Hm, well, until then, say your line, or I will have a little "chat" with Yukina!
Hiei: Grr... R&R!!!
