KKFX: Sorry I haven't been able to update, school got in the way!!! Anyways, I'd like to thank all of you guys that reviewed, so this time, I would like to get more reviews than I have been getting lately, so, now, I won't update until I get TEN reviews, so please encourage your friends to R&R please!!! Enjoy!!!
Hiei: I'm glad she hasn't been updating, she gets on my nerves...
KKFX: Shut up, or maybe I might slip a little note to Yukine saying a little something...
Hiei: You. Will. Pay.
KKFX: Screw you!!!
Hiei: Grrr... You're lucky you're blackmailing me, or by now, you would be on the floor bleeding right now!!!
KKFX: Like I said, screw you!!!
Disclaimer: I no own YYH or RRK!!!
Later That Day
When they were on their midday break from their classes and they were given half an hour to relax, some fan clubs decided that it was their time to strike, and I'm talking about fan guy and girls. Kim, My, Jenny, Cynthia, and the guys were all chilling on the benches, some were lying on the tabletops, and others were sitting on the tables. When all of a sudden, they heard running feet, a lot of them, and they heard guys and girls. They thought and were hoping that they would be running away from someone, but instead, guess who it was? Yes, it's the return of the fan clubs, and they didn't look like they would give up too easily. They were about to run away from the mobs, but they were too late, they were mobbed in and they had slim chances of escaping this time. Even Sano had a fan club, and he'd only been there for half a day.
"Great, now we're attracting females? How wrong!" commented Jenny.
"Ugh," Kim, My, and Cynthia all said in unison, but they then realized that the fan girls were going for the guys, not them, thankfully.
"Aw hell no, I know they are not going for our men!" My yelled over the noise.
All of the yelling that the fan clubs were making had eventually reached the principal's office. "Ah, I remember when I had my own fan club," commented Mr. Dai. Mr. Dai was a balding man and he was not that attractive.
"Hard to believe..." muttered Mrs. Netogawa under her breath.
Back with the Rabid Fan Clubs
"How the hell are we gonna get out of this one? The guys can't save us, and I know you guys can't save the other people," yelled Jenny.
"KUTABARE!!! (A/N: Kutabare Fuck You! I love that phrase!!!) These fan guys are fuckin' getting on my last nerves!!! I swear, I'm gonna kill one of these mother fuckers!!!," yelled Kim.
"I have an idea!!! Why don't we just beat the living hell out of them?" suggested My.
"Baka!!! What if we get suspended!!! Ever thought of that?!" yelled Jenny. My then shook her head, and then Kim had had enough.
"THAT'S IT!!! IF YOU FUCKIN' ASSHOLES DON'T GET OUT OF MY FUCKIN' WAY, I SWEAR, I WILL FUCKIN' BEAT YO GOSH DAMN ASS ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HELL!!!!!!" threatened Kim. When Kim's fan guys heard this, they backed away slowly, and then ran away.
After that, Jenny had another idea on how to get away, but it was going to be very, very sad. Jenny then forced her way out of the crowd, and then started running around in circles, yelling, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" All of her fan guys then stopped in their tracks and stared. Jenny was acting like a retard, and it was starting to make her fan guys scared. Then, all of the other mobs stopped and stared at the girl who was running around in circles and screaming like a retard, and that gave a chance for the others to slip away unnoticed.
"She better be acting, because I am not taking a retarded girl to the dance," commented Hiei.
"I'm pretty sure she's acting, 'cause we saw her doing this one time at home, when she was sugar high..." replied Kim. My nodded in agreement.
Then, Akira walked and stood next to Hiei. "You still wanna take a retarded girl to the dance? 'Cause I'm still available you know," said Akira.
"I wonder why..." muttered Hiei. "I already told you, I am going to the dance with the "retarded" girl."
"Oh well, it's your lost. It's also your reputation; think about it..." said Akira as she left.
Eventually, all the fan guys left, so did the other fan clubs. Jenny soon stopped screaming and running around in circles and she caught her breath for yelling for at least ten minutes. After she caught her breath, she started being herself again. "What happened while I was screaming?"
"Nothing much, just Akira insulting you and asking Hiei out again," said Kurama. Jenny then balled up her fist and walked away to an isolated area and punched the wall very hard. She walked back to the group to find a confused Cynthia.
"How did you punch the wall so hard???" asked Cynthia. Jenny then realized her mistake and had to think of a good lie.
"The better question is how can I not punch the wall hard?" replied Jenny.
Then Cynthia said, "No really, how did you punch the wall so hard. I mean there is a gosh damn crack in the freaking wall."
The bell then rang, signaling the start of class again. "Oh look, there's the bell! Don't wanna be late for class bye!!!" yelled Jenny as she ran to class.
"Yeah she does... She always wants to be late for class... Oh well, at least she didn't give it away," Hiei muttered. They all then walked off to class.
After School
Jenny had reached home with a satisfied smile on her face. Here is what she did today that does not include what we already know:
-Jenny snuck into Akira's locker during her extra time during school and put super glue in all of her nail polishes, which Akira used that day.
-Jenny replaced Akira's breath spray with garlic oil.
-Jenny put vinegar in all of Akira's make-up (A/N: The smell of vinegar).
-Jenny put a whole bunch of tissue in everything (A/N: Akira stuffs, if you know what I mean).
-Jenny put a whole bunch of huge Daddy Long Legs spiders in Akira's locker.
-Jenny put a whole bunch of nails behind the tires of Akira's car, so she deflated the tires of Akira's car when Akira backed up her car.
-Jenny had a picture of Akira from a long time ago of Akira looking butt-ugly with, ahem, boogers coming out of her nose (A/N: My friend's idea) and put them on flyers saying "Missing Bitch: Responds to Akira" and post them up all over the school.
-Jenny egged Akira's laptop.
-Jenny called Akira's haircut place and told them to give Akira the Pixie Cut. (A/N: You know, where they cut your hair really short and you kind of look like a guy)
-Jenny stole Akira's clothes during Gym and forced Akira to wear the lost and found clothes, which were sweats that had holes in them.
-Jenny put hot neon orange hair dye in Akira's hair spray.
-Jenny returned Akira's dress somehow at the store and kept the money that she got from returning it.
After all of these events had happened to Akira, she had known that Jenny had done these things to her, so she walked up to Jenny later and slapped her. And, as you can tell, a catfight broke out, and damn, there was a crowd. But, for all of you hentais out there, there was no wrestling in the mud or anything like that, and there was definitely no removing of the clothes. There was, of course, scratching, bruising, name-calling, and socking. Eventually, some passersby came along and broke it up. Cynthia obviously had no clue what was going on, and Kim and My were laughing when nobody was paying attention. Thankfully, nobody got suspended or expelled, since the faculty never found out.
Back to the Current Things Going-On
"So, Jenny, what're you gonna do with the money you got for returning Akira's dress?" asked My.
"That, and your share of the money we stole," added Kim.
"Damn, I still haven't gotten my motorcycle yet, have I? I'll use some of the money and I guess I'll go and buy it now, since we've got nothin' to do," replied Jenny as she got her keys and bag. Jenny then left and drove on over to a Honda motorcycle dealer to go and buy herself a nice new motorcycle.
Motorcycles, Here We Come!!!
Jenny started browsing the inventory of motorcycles, when the owner of the place showed up. "Hello young lady, are you here with your father or older brother who's looking to buy one of these fabulous motorcycles?" asked the salesman.
"No, I'm actually here by myself and I'm going to buy my own motorcycle, I've got my own money and stuff, is it so surprising that a girl is buying one of these machines?" replied Jenny. The salesman shook his head no; he didn't want to lose money. Jenny then saw a motorcycle that she liked. "What's the story about this bad boy?" asked Jenny as she pointed at a silver motorcycle with light blue fire with a dark blue outline with crystals (A/N: The sparkly things).
"Oh, so you like that one, excellent choice. It's a new arrival, we just got it in today, so I haven't gotten to learn much about it, but I heard that it could go from 0 to 100 in three seconds flat! It has a good safety score, and there are only twenty-five of them made in the whole world, so it's pretty expensive. It's $250,000," informed the salesman. He had expected Jenny to change her mind about getting a motorcycle, but he was so wrong.
"Can I take it for a spin?" asked Jenny. The salesman then nodded yes, so Jenny hopped on, put on a helmet, and sped off while doing a wheelie, leaving tire tracks on the ground and some smoke behind in the air and the smell of burnt rubber. Jenny came back fifteen seconds later with a smile on her face and the look of satisfaction in her eyes. "I'll take it!" said Jenny.
"You sure?" asked the salesman.
"Oh yeah, I want this baby!" replied Jenny.
"Oh, and how are you gonna pay?" asked the salesman, who expected Jenny not to be able to pay for it.
"Put it on my card," said Jenny as she handed the salesman her check card. He hesitated to take it at first, but then he took it and Jenny went inside with him to get the paperwork done.
After the Paperwork
"Okay, so since I've got a motorcycle now, how the hell am I supposed to take both my rides home?" asked Jenny as she stared at her car and her new motorcycle. Jenny then sighed. She decided to have a person that worked there drive her Lamborghini home, while she took her motorcycle.
After she had reached her apartment, she thanked the person who drove her car and gave him five dollars in return for his services. When that was done, she yelled for Kim and My to come outside so she could show off her new ride.
"KIM!!! MY!!! GET YOUR ASSES OUT HERE!!!" yelled Jenny. Kim and My then came running out of the house.
"What the hell do you want?" asked My, who had been on the phone with Kenshin earlier but had to get off because Jenny yelled for her.
"Well, I just got my new motorcycle, and it's got everything that I want in it, so now you guys have to say nice things about it, or else," replied Jenny.
"Fine then... Oh, look, it's very... shiny and new and, um, sparkly?" commented Kim, who was not very interested.
"Yeah, and um, it looks very, uh, fast, and uh, pretty?" added My.
"... Thanks..." replied Jenny, who knew that they didn't give a monkey's shit. With that, they all went back inside the apartment to find a girl floating on an oar in their room.
"Who the hell are you and why the fuck are you floating in our apartment?" asked My as they all got into a fighting stance.
"Oh, I guess they didn't tell you about me, I'm Botan, also known as the Grim Reaper. I'm the guide to the Underworld and the River Styx," replied the girl who called herself Botan. She looked to be a human, and she had light blue hair that was tied up in a high ponytail. She was wearing a pink kimono that matched her pink eyes, and she wore sandals.
"What do you mean by "they" and are we supposed to trust you?" asked Kim.
"I work for Koenma, in case you didn't know. And "they" are the other Spirit Detectives, you know, Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara. I guess you can call me an assistant," replied Botan in a perky way. Kim and Jenny then put down their guard.
"My, what are you doing? We can trust her!" Kim said.
"Never trust the perky, like I always say. They always scare us, and we still don't know if we can even trust her, so I am not letting my guard down. Shit, the perky people are annoying..." My half-whispered.
Jenny heard that, so she slapped the back of My's head, causing My to get out of her fighting stance. "Anyway, what are you doing here?" asked Jenny.
"Oh, well I am here just to meet you, and to try and get to know you girls better, since we will be working together on future missions!" Botan said happily. Kim's, My's, and Jenny's eye then twitched from all of the peppiness from Botan.
"O-kay... Well, I'm My, that's Jenny, and she's Kim. Nice to meet you, I guess..." said My. They were all hoping for a response that wouldn't be so peppy. Too bad for them.
"Oh, well, it's nice to meet you all, too! So, I hear that you were the Brutal Three?" asked Botan cheerily.
"Yes, and we still are, we're just being Spirit Detectives for now..." replied Kim. My and Jenny agreed.
"I see, so Kim is the ice demon, Jenny's the fire demon, and My's the hanyou (A/N: hanyou half breed), or the water and wind demon, correct?" asked Botan regularly.
"Yeah, just don't call me a hanyou, I don't like being called that," replied My. Botan nodded her head.
"And, I hear that My is dating Kenshin, and that you two have a date with Hiei and Kurama tomorrow!" replied Botan in her perky attitude again.
"...Yeah, what's wrong with that?" replied Jenny, they all had a hint of pink on their cheeks (A/N: Faces, you idiots!!!).
"Oh, nothing, I just wanted to confirm these rumors that I've heard! I just hope that the relationships don't get in the way of your missions!" replied Botan, who then decided to get off of her oar and sit down on the couch where the other girls were already sitting at. They continued talking for an hour, and hoped that Botan wouldn't be so perky. After she left, they prayed that she would lower her perky factor by a lot. They then watched T.V., ate, did more stuff, and then went to sleep.