KKFX: THAT HURTS, I GOT LESS THAN 10 REVIEWS!!! WELL!!! Since I got less than 10 reviews, I'm gonna make you feel bad, so this is gonna be an EXTRA long chapter!!!!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own JACK!!!
The Next Day
They woke up the next morning and did their morning routine as always, get dressed, shower, brush teeth, you get the point. They all had a bagel for breakfast, and then they left for school in their cars, except for Jenny, who decided to take her motorcycle to school wearing jeans and a tank top that said "New York", and then decided to change into proper uniform there. She didn't want her skirt to fly up in the wind.
After they arrived to school, they saw some people looking very sad, especially the fan clubs, since they didn't have any dates for the dance that would take place that night. Other people looked happy, probably because they have dates. Either way, people were either going or not to the dance. Akira ended up going to the dance with a guy from another school, Eric, even though she had short orange hair.
"Hey, who's the chick driving that motorcycle?" asked Eric, who had decided to drop by and visit Akira.
"I don't know, I'll go and find out," replied Akira as she walked over to Jenny, who had just arrived at school. As soon as Akira reached Jenny, Jenny mentally flipped her off, but then she took off her helmet and stared at her.
"What do you want?" asked Jenny, "Do you want me to beat you more?"
"No, just wanted to see who was driving the ugly-ass motorcycle," replied Akira, "Looks slow too."
"Oh, well, let's see you run while I chase you with it, and since it's so slow, I'll give you until the count of ten for you to run!" retorted Jenny, who meant every single word.
"I don't think so, and do you know that you are breaking school policy by wearing that distasteful outfit? I might just report this to the principal," Akira said. Right before Jenny could run over Akira with her motorcycle, Kim and My showed up.
"Why is it that you guys always show up right when I'm about to kill Akira?" Jenny asked in an annoyed tone.
"Well, My knows when these things are gonna happen, like she can see the future!" Kim replied. Jenny then realized that and started being mad, because sometimes, My seeing the future pisses her off.
"You know, I think I'm gonna go and change into my uniform, so it'll take my mind off of murder," muttered Jenny as she left to go and change in the bathroom, but first, making sure that Kuwabara wasn't following her. After she made sure that no hentais were following her, she went to go and change.
After Jenny changed, they all went to class that day, waiting for school to end so they could prepare for the dance. During school, Akira had tried to sabotage Jenny, but none of her plans worked, they ended up happening on some innocent kid.
Jenny's Metal Class
"Okay, since Jenny's friend is going to be in a play, and he needs a sword for his part as a gladiator, we will be learning on how to be making swords today!" announced Mr. Hikaru. Jenny and Hiei then started paying attention to their class. "First, I will need you to pair up into partners, and it has to be boy-girl, then I want you to sit down and wait for further instructions," instructed Mr. Hikaru. Everybody paired up, and Akira had tried to pair up with Hiei, but of course, Jenny gave her a threatening look, and also gave her "the finger" when the teacher had his back turned to the class and when Hiei was looking somewhere else, so Jenny paired up with Hiei, making Akira pair up with some other guy. "Okay, now that everybody has a partner, everybody has to put on their protective goggles and gloves on, and if you have long hair, I suggest you tie it up in a pony-tail," instructed Mr. Hikaru as everybody did as he said. After everybody had tied up their hair and put on safety gear, they began making swords. They had molded the metal and hit it with a mallet when it was very hot to make it straight, and soon enough, they had attached it to a hilt of a sword and finished by sheathing it in a sheath they made on their own.
"Alright, now that I know how to make these things, I think that when I go home, I'll make one that suits my specific needs," Jenny said to Hiei, "If you know what I mean."
"Yeah, I know what you mean, alright," replied Hiei. "But, do you know how to put incantations or something like that on the sword?" asked Hiei quietly.
Jenny thought for a little bit, then replied, "I know a few, but since My is a hanyou, her parents taught My more, so I'll "ask" her to give me some incantations or whatever."
"My is a hanyou? I thought she was a full-fledged wind demon," said Hiei.
"Oh, she likes using her wind powers 'cause she trained more with that power, but she's also a water demon, and if she had the proper training, she could be equally skilled in both elements," Jenny replied quietly. Hiei then thought for a second, then said something else completely different.
"So, do you have whatever it is you need for the dance?" asked Hiei as the teacher was examining the sword that they had made together. Jenny hadn't noticed the teacher yet, so she was pretty confused on what he was talking about.
"Huh?" replied a confused Jenny, but then Hiei nudged her ribs and then she got the hint. "Oh, oh! Yeah, I got all I need for the dance, what about you?" asked Jenny.
"Oh, I don't have anything, 'cause first of all, I don't know what I need yet, but after school today, Kurama and Kenshin are taking me to the mall and probably are gonna force me to wear something I don't even want," Hiei said.
"Hey, it's better than wearing boxers to the dance, right?" replied Jenny, and that statement caused Hiei to sweat drop, and after the teacher walked away, they kept on talking about random things, like swords and training techniques, but not demons, just in case somebody was eavesdropping in on their conversation.
Kim's Free Period
"Yup, so since we've got nothin' to do, do you just wanna get some training done?" suggested Kim as Kurama and her walked around the school campus.
"Sure, since we can't predict when demons attack or when we get a mission from Koenma," replied Kurama.
"Actually, My's able to see the future, so actually, I can!" replied Kim. "But, that's not the point, so let's go to the Weights Room and see what we can work with," added Kim as they went into another hallway. Kurama nodded.
"Yes, but shouldn't we train in something that isn't what we're wearing right now?" asked Kurama as Kim realized that they were wearing uniforms.
"Damn it! I hate these uniforms, I swear, one day, I'm gonna go to school wearing a t-shirt and jeans! Okay, let's just go and change into our Gym clothes, then, and we'll meet outside of the Weights Room," replied Kim as they went their different ways.
They came back about ten minutes later in their Gym uniform, and they went inside to reveal an empty room full of exercising equipment and weights (A/N: Hence the name "Weights Room"). "Alright, if you wanna be faster than I am, you're gonna have to go through the same training that Jenny gave me, so first, we'll see your limits and then we'll go to the real training," said Kim. Kurama nodded again, and Kim continued. "So, first off, get on the treadmill and start on level, oh, I don't know, ten, and we'll gradually go faster until you can't run anymore."
"TEN? Oh, fine, you're the one who would know, so I'll play along for now," replied Kurama as he started running on the treadmill while Kim leaned on the wall next to it.
Kim smiled, and then saw that it was time to crank it up two levels, so she did, forcing Kurama to run faster. "Hey, Jenny was right, it is more fun to watch someone train to run faster! I should do this more often!" Kim commented, and after a few minutes, turned the treadmill's speed up three more levels. Kurama started to pant a little bit. "Don't give up now, we've only just begun..." Kim murmured, but Kurama had heard it.
"Who said I was going to give up? Because I never said that I would," replied Kurama. Kim started to look bored, so she turned the treadmill's speed up five levels. "Jeez, you're not very patient, are you?" asked Kurama.
"Nope, so after this, I'm gonna put it to the last level, which is level thirty-five, so I wouldn't waste all of my energy on this if I were you. By the way, this also tests your endurance," informed Kim as she turned it up to the last level. After she did that, Kurama nearly tripped, but he got his balance back and kept on running at the almost impossible speed. "Okay, let's see if you can stay like this for ten minutes while I get what I need for the next part of your training, I'll be back soon," said Kim as she left the room, and to make sure that he wouldn't run outside while she was gone, she made the handle too cold for anybody to touch, since no one else was there. She then went to go and find a large and heavy object, since she knew that she wouldn't find a boulder at school (A/N: Yes, Jenny's training was very harsh, but life's not all about ice cream and cookies).
After about five minutes, Kim had actually found a boulder that was behind the school, so she brought that with her back to the Weights Room. She made the doorknob not cold anymore and entered the room with a boulder. She came in to see Kurama lying on the ground on his back with his eyes closed and gasping for breath. Kim put down her boulder on the ground and sighed. She walked over and leaned over his face, while brushing her layered hair behind her ear and jabber her finger at his forehead. "Alright, Fox Boy, get up, now you're done with the first part, here's the second part of it. Open your eyes so you can see what it is. That boulder over there is going to be strapped to your back, and you will run miles with it on your back. Don't worry, I still like you, this is just how I am during training! So, get your ass up so I can tie this thing to your back," Kim instructed. Kurama was sad when he heard that he had to run around with a heavy boulder on his back, but he already began his training, so he might as well finish it. As soon as Kim had strapped it to his back, his legs almost gave in and made him fall, but he was determined to stand up straight with all of the weight on his back. "Hey, you're doin' pretty good! When I had to put that thing on my back, I almost got squashed..." Kim said as she patted his back, but then he started to tip over and fall, but then grabbed his hand and stood him back up, and then Kurama followed her over to the track, exiting the Weights Room.
Over at the track, Kim made Kurama run ten miles with a time limit of fifteen minutes. Unfortunately, if he went over the limit, one mile would be added for every minute that he was over, and he was five minutes over, so he had to run five extra miles. After that was done, Kim took off the boulder, to Kurama's relief, and then strapped one large stone to each of his wrists and ankles. "Okay, here is the other part to your training. You have to jump forty-five hurdles and then climb five trees with these stones on your wrists and feet without falling. And don't complain, 'cause I had to jump one hundred hurdles and climb taller, bigger, rougher trees with bigger rocks that weighed about one hundred to two hundred pounds tied to me, so I'm being easy on you, so get to climbing and jumping," instructed Kim as Kurama sweat dropped after he heard what Kim had to go through, and then started his next part of training. Fortunately, he did this without any flaws, so that meant he didn't have to jump or climb any more things, for now.
"Am I done?" asked Kurama as Kim was unstrapping the rocks off of him. Kim thought for a little bit, and then answered him.
"Well, that should be enough for today, considering the fact that you should save your energy for the dance tonight, so we can continue your training some other time. I guess we can change back into our uniforms and relax 'till school is over, so we'll meet back at the grassy area, okay?" asked Kim. Kurama nodded rapidly, because he was really tired from the training and he wanted to rest up. So, they went to go and change in the separate locker rooms, and met back in the field about ten minutes later.
"Would you like to sit in the shade under that tree? Because it's a little hot," suggested Kurama.
"Uh, sure, I guess," Kim replied as they walked over and sat down in the shade under the tree. They both sat down next to each other while leaning on the trunk of the tree. "What's today's date?" asked Kim.
"Well, I'm pretty sure it's the tenth of September," answered Kurama. "Why do you ask?"
"Damn, mating season is coming up in the winter!" Kim said. "Do you know how annoying it is to have all these guys come after you, even if you are a notorious thief?" asked Kim.
"Well, I don't know about guys coming after me, but there were a lot of women after me when I was still Yoko Kurama, so yeah, I pretty much know about how annoying it is," replied Kurama. Kim laughed.
"Yeah, it'd be pretty wrong if guys went after you, wouldn't it? You don't have to answer that," Kim said.
"Yeah... Have you ever had a mate before?" Kurama asked.
"Wow, that came from out of nowhere. Um, yeah, but the marks always fade away if the woman doesn't have feelings for him anymore, so there's nothing on my neck right now. Have you ever had a mate before?" asked Kim.
"No, because all of the women that came after me are always sluts," replied Kurama, and Kim then nodded to say that she understood. "Um, I have a personal question to ask you, but I don't know if I should ask it..."
"Um, well, I guess you can go ahead and ask it, it can't be that personal," Kim said.
"Well, you said that you've had a mate before, right? So, that made me wonder if you've actually, um, mated before..." Kurama muttered, but she still heard it.
"Wow, that really is personal... Well, um, no, because if I had actually mated, then it would keep me from doing what I live for: stealing, 'cause you know what happens when demons mate," answered Kim a little bit uncomfortabley.
"Heh, I know what you're talking about," replied Kurama.
"Wait a minute, I can feel the presence of someone else here, can you feel it too?" asked Kim as she looked around for a person.
"I can smell two people here... Grr, I know who they are and where they are," said Kurama as he stood up and motioned for Kim to move out of the way, and then he kicked the tree hard, causing it to shake and have two people fall out of the tree.
"Um, hi you guys! We were just ditching and we though we would, um, climb some trees, yeah, that's it! And, um, it just so happened that it was your tree, so we thought that we wouldn't, uh, disturb you guys, so we stayed up there!" Yusuke lied as Kuwabara nodded his head to everything that Yusuke was saying.
"In other words, you were spying on us, correct?" asked a pissed Kim, after all, no one spies on her and gets away with it. Then, both of the boys both nodded guiltily. "You know, you are so lucky that we are at a public place and that you are my friends, because I would usually freeze to death any person that spies on me, or worse, so I'll let you off with a warning, and if I ever catch you spying on me again, you won't be so lucky," threatened Kim. After she had said that, both of the boys slowly backed way, and then ran back to their class.
"Well, I would say that you handled it better than Yoko would have," said Kurama as they retook their seats on the ground.
"I really want to go back to my criminal days, where I can do whatever I please, but, I guess I'm stuck in the Ningenkai with all of these pathetic ningens, oh well..." Kim muttered. "So, when do you think I'll be able to meet Yoko, King of Thieves? I'm willing to bet that he would like to have a "talk" with me about some things that we've taken that he didn't get," asked Kim.
"Well, I'm not so sure about that, because he may be still angry about some objects that you have taken that he hasn't, and if you meet him, I'm not so sure he'll be able to control himself," answered Kurama.
"Oh please, I can so defend myself, I mean, me, Jenny, and My were able to compete with Yoko, so I think that would count as something," insisted Kim.
"Well, maybe some other time, but not right now," said Kurama.
-I want to talk to Kim; we have some "issues" to talk about- (A/N: -- means Yoko is talking to Kurama, and means Kurama is talking to Yoko telekinetically).
No, last time you had a "talk" with a person who stole something that you wanted, you almost killed them
-So what's your point? -
My point is that I am not going to let you kill Kim
-You're right; she's too pretty to kill-
Where'd you get that idea?
-And people say you're smart! Hello!!! Look at her! She's hot in her demon and human form! –
Uh... O-kay... But I'm still not going to let you talk to her in person, because you're a hentai
-Where'd you get that idea? –
I know what you think every time you see a pretty girl walk by, and you have a dirty mind!
-...- (Link closed)
"Hello? Kurama, you in there? Makai to Kurama, wake up!" said Kim as she waved her hands in front of his face.
"Huh? Oh, what were you saying?" asked Kurama. Kim then sighed.
"I asked if you had whatever it is you guys need for the dance," repeated Kim. She had asked him a few times already.
"Oh, yeah, but Hiei doesn't really have anything, so Kenshin and I are going to go and help him get something appropriate to wear after school today," replied Kurama. "What about you?"
"Oh, yeah, I got all of my stuff. But, I got a question, what are we gonna do after the dance?" asked Kim, her and the others were wondering about this for a while.
"Well, Yusuke is having an after-party at his house after the dance is over, so I would bring a change of clothes if I were you, because if you wore a dress the whole night, you would probably be very angry," Kurama said.
"Oh, alright, I'll tell My, Cynthia, and Jenny later then," said Kim as the bell rang, signaling the end of school. "Well, looks like we've gotta go now, so I'll see you tonight, ja ne!" said Kim as she stood up and left to go and gather whatever it is she needed from her locker. Kurama then stood up and waved good-bye as he walked away.
My's Gym Class
"So, Kenshin, what happened to Battosai the Man Slayer?" asked My while they were walking over to where their coach was.
"Well, um, I had sworn to myself that I would never kill ever again, so I got a reverse blade sword, since it can't kill anything. Injure, yes, kill, no." replied Kenshin. My then thought for a little bit.
"You know, I've never seen you with your sword, or even use it," said My. "Why?"
"Oh, well, I thought that I wouldn't really need it for now, since you can defend yourself, being a demon and all, and it's pretty peaceful right now," Kenshin replied.
"Oh, okay," My quietly said.
"Okay class, we're going to start off with a few stretches before we start doing anything," informed Mr. Zinkoff. Everybody then assembled into a certain area and waited for Mr. Zinkoff to tell them what to do next. "Okay, now everybody lift up your right leg and hold it like that for one minute, then switch to your other leg and do the same thing." Everybody then did as they were told. After two minutes, they then had to stretch their hamstrings and some more muscles, and then had to run a few laps around the track.
"So, I've got a question for ya," said My to Kenshin while they were running at the same pace.
"Go ahead, shoot," Kenshin said.
"About the dance, you, Hiei, and Kurama are all gonna pick us up at the same time, right?" asked My. Kenshin then nodded. "Okay, so you guys are all gonna pick us up at our place, and then take us to the dance?" asked My. Kenshin then nodded again.
"We're gonna come pick you guys up at seven tonight, and we won't be late," Kenshin said.
"Oh, okay, cool," said My as they ended their final lap. Then, they all had to practice their Martial Arts. They each had to pair up into groups of two, boy-girl, so Kenshin and My obviously were partners. Then, they were each given those cushion things where one person holds it and the other does something to it. "Hehe, this could come in handy if any pervs come towards me," said My as she kicked the cushion that Kenshin was holding. Her next kick was too hard, so she ended up making Kenshin fly across the room.
"Uh, good job, My! Now class, that is how you should be kicking the cushion!" complimented Mr. Zinkoff. My sweat dropped at the scene of Kenshin on the ground with a cushion on top of him, and then walked over to help him up.
"Heh, sorry, I guess I must've used some of my Spirit Energy..." My said in a low voice. Kenshin had a dazed look on his face (A/N: You know, where they have the swirly eyes!). Kenshin then shook his head.
"It's okay, but that was some?" asked Kenshin quietly. My then slightly nodded her head. "Wow, that's pretty good!" Kenshin said, and you could barely see the blush on her face, but it was there.
"Thanks," replied My as they switched positions and this time, Kenshin was kicking.
Thankfully, when Kenshin kicked, he didn't send My flying across the room, like when My sent Kenshin flying like a bird. Soon enough, class was over. "Yeah, so I'll see you tonight, Ja Ne!!!" said My as she waved good-bye and left to go to her next class as soon as she was in her uniform again. Kenshin waved as well, and they both departed for their next class.
Cynthia's Life Science Class
"Hey, Sano, do you know Kenshin? 'Cause I saw you and him get along really well whenever you see him," asked Cynthia.
"Yeah, we were friends from before I met you, so we go back a while," replied Sano.
"Oh, well, 'cause I was just curious," Cynthia commented. Then, their teacher walked in.
"Hello students, today, we will be doing the egg project," said Mr. Tenichi. "Okay, Sano, you will be paired up with... Cynthia!" That made Cynthia feel a lot better, because she didn't want to be paired up with some crazed fan guy. Then, Mr. Tenichi continued pairing up the others until everyone had a partner. "Okay, now, here is the first rule: DON'T BREAK THE EGG OR EAT IT!!! Yes, and the second rule is: You must cooperate with your partner to get a good grade on this, and remember, you don't have to live with each other or do what married couples do, if you get my drift. And these are the rest of the rules: Blah, blah blah, BLAH!!!" continued Mr. Tenichi, the rest wasn't heard, because everyone was talking among themselves.
"Well, Mr. Tenichi is wrong 'bout one thing: we already live with each other, so yeah..." Sano said.
"True, and like we'd ever do that, I mean, we're just best friends, nothin' more!" replied Cynthia. Sano nodded in agreement. "Yeah, so you're gonna take me to the dance, but not as in date-date, but as in an escort, right?" asked Cynthia.
"Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't date you, 'cause you're like my sister, and it would be so wrong to date your sister! Not to mention illegal..." Sano replied. They both laughed at his last statement, when the teacher then called for their attention again.
"You will all have to write a typed five-page essay on what it means to be in a married relationship and what responsibilities you have. You will have two weeks to finish this project," finished the teacher. After he had finished giving information on the project, he let the class spend the rest of the time discussing the project or whatever.
KKFX: FEEL BAD NOW??? Well, I hope you do!!! WELL SINCE MY CO-HOST IS OFF TAKING A CRAP, I'M GONNA HAVE TO SAY THIS: Please R&R!!!
Hiei: WHAT??? Hn, well, at least I didn't have to say it...