One day a dude called Harry Potter needed a piece of paper. So he called is best friend

Ron Weasly on the telephone. Don't ask me how the Weaslys got a phone so lets just

say that Arthur Weasly stole one from work ok.......ok. Anyway Ron said that he would

mail Harry a piece of paper the muggle way because he stupid owl caught the flu, but

Ron didn't have any envelopes or stamps. Harry said that he would mail Ron some

envelopes and $7.50 so he could buy some stamps at the drug store about a mile away.

Ron bought some stamps and then sent Harry some paper. Now Harry finally some

paper and was happy. Hermione, however, was not happy. She lost her favorite picture

of Benji and Joel from Good Charlotte and was now morning over her lost picture. But

the rest of the world was happy and stuff.

THE END

This was based off a real life story. Yes me and my friends are really this stupid. Bye people. I love you all............... ok maybe not but please review i'll give you a dollar if you do.