Hey there! This is megaroony! Um, you obviously read the summary so I don't think I need to re-type it. This is really short but oh well! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I OWN IT ALL! Oh wait, this is real life.

"Tonks, Nymphadora," Professor McGonagall said. A young girl cringed and walked forward, tripping over the stool as she went. She sat on the stool and plunked to tattered Sorting Hat on her head. Patiently, she waited for its verdict.

Back at the Gryffindor The corresponding table, the Marauders snapped to attention and looked at Sirius. He had a big smile on his face and was saying under his breath, "Come on Tonks!" over and over. He didn't have to wait long.

"GRYFFINDOR!" the Sorting Hat bellowed. house table exploded with cheers, led by an ecstatic Sirius Black. As soon as she was within reach, he picked her up, spun her around, threw her over his shoulder with little effort, and started skipping around like a six year old girl.

"Put me down, Sirius!" the girl said. Her cousin refused to obey. "I am serious, Sirius!"

"No you're not Nymphie! You are Nymphadora Tonks!"

"Shut up! Stop being soooooo immature! You're supposed to be 'watching over' me you doofus!"

"Oh Nymphadora! Why do you wound me so?" he said in his best mock-dramatic voice. She gave him the best imitation on Lily Evans' "Perfect Glare of Death", which is saying a lot, seen as she had never met the girl, and proceeded to kick Sirius in the shins three times.

"That was for calling me the n-word, bastard!"

Okay, don't say I didn't warn you about the length or the plotlessness of it. So, like it? Love it? Hate it? Let me know! I can't wait to hear from you!

Lots of love, megaroony