Death to DBZ

by random zombie violence

Now im up 2 13! Go me! Some of you really like it too. Damn...... anyways, if your a DBZ fanand have some time on your hands, read this. Read it. I order you to read it. See if your favorite character gets killed by my favorite character. PS: Like my pun?

5. Angry Letter Not storey related!

Dear guy who sent me a flame claiming that my character was immortal,

I'm gonna say it now: I don't like you. You complain that my character is immortal and that its un fair and such. Then you called my description lame. But you forget, fanboy, that you have a green guy who is made up of different characters, and then committed suicide to get back at a kid. Then, he came back, claiming that he had one cell left that he could regenerate from.

Next, you have a pink fat blob who, when blown into trillions of pieces, will merely regenerate and proceed to beat the crap out of your beloved characters. And, if he's feeling lazy, he'll let the good guys beat on him until he's bored, then he'll turned them into cookies and eat them, and then giggle like the Pilsberry Dough Boy as he prepares to go into town and strangle some random guy with his fat.

Now who knows what other villains ol' Arki' has in store for us. Who cares? But I can bet you they will be "a lot more powerful" than their predecessors. This will consequently cause some hero to go to the "ultimate" level to beat the snot out of him, when really he should be dead. Then there will be a happy ending, until the next big baddi comes around.

Shadow is not invincible. I never said he was. I never wrote, "Then So and so blasted a hole in Shadows gut, but shadow just laugh like a woman and the hole grew back just because." But Arki' did. I think my guy is entitled to take a few hits like the real baddi's do, and dodge a few attacks, Like, oh say, the DBZ squad does. So next time, kick Arki in the balls before you go and pick on the first guy who writes something you don't like, K?

Firestarter87

P.S: Get out of the house, go make some friends who are unaware of the mere existence of manga (but, granted, still like some things you do,) meet a member of the opposite sex, and go to mall (That's a place outside your house and computer with people, where the people buy and trade goods outside of DBZ merchandise, and interact with one another) and throw out your old DBZ T-shirts. Get a life. Peace...