Well, thanks for the thirteen reviews! I'm quite popular for my standards now............er, I mean....... Yeah...... anyways, many of you are telling me I suck. Well, to be honest, I just don't care. But for those of you who love my storey, I think you guys rock! My you live long and prosper........................... until I take over the world.
"Well, that was a whole lot easier than doing it myself," laughed Shadow. "Who shall I kill next?" Shadow looked around, but there was no sign of civilization for miles. Goku tried to move, but he didn't have the strength. "Hmmm......... well, there's no one else around... that's no fun." Shadow sighed. "Well, I guess you're next then Goku." Shadow raised his sword above his head, ready to run Goku through. Goku closed his eyes. Shadow thrust the sword through the air and-
Sorry, but I don't want it to end here, I'm having way too much fun for it to stop now... So please, enjoy this Family Guy quote from the "Death is a Bitch" episode.
"Well, goodbye Death, you taught us a valuable lesson."
"Oh, you be seeing me sooner than you think. HAHAHA! Is he joking? Who knows? HAHAHAHA! Oh, that's funny... well, goodbye."
My apologies if it isn't word for word, but I tried my best. And if you didn't enjoy it, then screw you. But if you did, then my you live long and prosper..................................... until I take over the world...
Goku grabbed the blade to keep it from being driven through his gut. He gripped it with all his strength and held it back. The blade cut right through his skin, but he held on.
"Now, that's more like it!" Shadow shouted. He kept pushing on the hilt. He knew he could easily over power Goku, and he did so. The tip of the sword touched his chest. Just before Shadow was ready to finish his, he felt something bad, and he jumped back just as several energy blast hit Goku. He landed and looked to see who had tried to blast him. Several familiar men stood there grinning. Shadow laughed when he saw who it was.
"And what coaxes you to turn against me?" he asked. Cell stepped fourth.
"If we kill you, then we get to heaven," he said. Behind him stood Freeza, Cooler, their dad (who I think is called king cold, or something) Yakon, Pui Pui, Daborah (f.y.i, Deborah was one of the judges back when the Israelites were trying to drive the native people out of the promise land. She was a woman.) Ratize (but only if i spelled it right) that one bald dude who came to earth with Vageta, Garlic Jr., the Ginyue Squad, some Siba men, some cell Jr.'s, and android 17 (please, point out if I missed anyone...) Shadow laughed quietly to himself.
"You know what's gonna happen to ya if you lose, right?" he asked.
"We don't plan on losing," The bald one said.
"He's mine..." Raditz said.
"I've got nothing against you, and I gave you fair warning..." Shadow sighed. Raditz flew straight at him. He punched Shadow in the stomach, then grabbed him and threw him into the air. He let fly an energy blast that hit right on.
"Ha! Too easy!" Ratitz said.
"Ratitz, look out!" the bald guy shouted. Ratitz realized what he was talking about too late. Shadow appeared behind him and pressed his dagger against Ratitz's throat.
"There's a reason that red guy sent more than one of you," shadow said just before he cut his throat. Ratitz fell to the ground. "Who's next?" Next the siba men attacked him head on, but they got too close. There was a flash and the siba men flew past him in pieces tumbling into the ground.
"Now you deal with me!" shouted the bald one. He too attacked head on.
"He doesn't get it, does he?" 17 said.
"No, he doesn't..." Cell agreed.
"He's never been very smart," Freeza said. They watched as Shadow threw the bald guy aside with out the least bit of a struggle. "Don't under estimate him." The Ginyues nodded as they lunched their attack all at once, but not before posing. They did their funky little poses and announced themselves.
"Burter!"
"Jase!"
"Racoom!"
"Little green guy!"
"Captain Gin-"He grunted and looked down at the sharp pain in his gut. Shadow had killed the whole squad and run him through, and nobody even saw it. Shadow pulled his sword out of his stomach and flicked the purple blood from it. "B-but m-my p-p-pose..." He managed to say, just before he collapsed in between Burter's corpse and Jase's head. Cell, 17, Freeza, Cooler, Garlic Jr. and King Cold stood there wide eyed.
"D-d-did anyone s-see that?" Garlic Jr. asked. 17 tried to keep his cool, as did Cooler and Cell.
"Of coarse we did," Cooler said, his voice a tad shaky. Freeza was beginning to lose it. Deborah and Yakon said nothing.
"My turn!" Pui Pui insisted. "Now you face a real challenge."
"Yeah, the challenge of restraining my self," Shadow replied. Pui Pui flew at him yelling his battle cry. Shadow took one hand and form a black sphere that jumped with a strange kind of energy. He threw it at Pui Pui. The head strong villain didn't have time to dodge and it hit him. The ball steeped him and he began screaming bloody murder. He felt his insides being crushed and his bones snapping like twigs as the energy twisted him every which way. The ball dissipated and Pui Pui's mangled corpse fell to the ground. His for arm was twisted around his neck, his head had bee crushed into a pancake, and his legs were bent the wrong way. A strange colored fluid bleed its way through his skin. The rest of the guys turned away in disgust. Shadow pointed to Freeza, then beckoned him with his finger. "Your next."
