Yes yes, I know I'm a terrible terrible person. Not only for writing this but for taking months and months to write even one measly chapter. If i were a reader i would hate me.

Becka stared out from behind the curtain at the stage. The dancers were all setting up. The audience couldn't see them yet because of some fancy charm work, but to keep them entertained four wizards were giving lap dances. One of the clients seemed to be trying to leave though, some tall pale, dark haired guy. She grinned. She could see he had ordered a drink; too bad. As long as he owed for it, he couldn't leave, and he couldn't pay until the show was over. She slid back behind the curtain. To see how Liz was doing.

"All right you stand like this...No, no, no...try to look suggestively shy. You there! Stop groping, save it for the audience. Ok, so does everyone know what they're doing?"

A lot of wizards just stared at her in blank confusion.

"I'll only explain this once more. Curtain goes up, music starts, lasers and fog and mist and a couple of tigers and things will show up. Now, everything you were to shy to do before, do it now."

Becka stepped next to Liz. "Good job, alright go wow them!"

Krysta came up to Becka. "Ok, I'm done; can I take a break now?"

"Yeah, yeah, sure." Becka said dismissively. "So, Harry, Draco, any ideas?"

"Oh, you know just the usual, um, thing" Answered Harry.

Draco whacked Harry over the head. "Do you even know how to lie?"

Becka just smiled and started to walk away. She turned around suddenly and shouted. "K, EVERYONE, WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS DO YOU'RE THING!"

Harry and Draco grinned maliciously. Just then the music began. Everyone danced out, fog was building and , as promised, there were tigers roaming around. Harry and Draco strutted their stuff to the front of the stage and searched out Snape.

"There he is." whispered Harry. "let's go."

Draco pulled Harry into a kiss and they both drooped to the stage floor. They rolled off the stage all the while stripping again. Snape saw that they were heading in his direction. He panicked. What was he supposed to do? He couldn't leave, so he opted for ducking under his table and hoping they didn't see him. Harry noticed and pulled Draco up off the floor, grinning and gesturing to where Snape was. Draco dived under the table grabbing Snapes legs and Harry followed in suit with his arms.

"Unhand me immediately!" Snape shouted "Let me..."

Snape's words were cut off by Draco's rough mouth against his. When Draco pulled away, Snape was speechless. Harry helped walk Snape onstage while Draco fetched a chair. Harry placed Snape in the chair and Draco climbed into his lap and began gyrating.

Harry sat on the armrest of the chair and began loosening the top of Snape's robe. Snape still looked shock, but was trying to speak.

"Mmm, Draco, no......what are mmm, you two doing?" It was getting harder and harder for him to speak as was something else.

Harry kissed Snape, and broke away while whispering, "Like what you saw? It can be your's, now."

Draco reached up Snape's robes, in between his knees. Snape gasped. "So, what's it going to be professor?"