Shadow Warrior November 11, 2004
Onimusha: The Stupid Lords!
Chapter two: The real fun or the Chaos begins!
Disclaimer: I do not own Onimusha in fact, CAPCOM has the copyrights. I only own my NP characters that I'm basing on some of my friends.
Samanosuke: Well it's about time you showed up SW!
Kaede: Shut up you pervert! You just upset that you couldn't put your dirty hands on Princess Yuki!
Samanosuke: That is not true!
Kaede: Oh yes it is!
Jess: Quit arguing you two! And Samanosuke, it's not the way how you speak with an author. He have a power over all of you people here, got that?
Bron: Erm...Jess, I think you're scarring them by this speech, and besides Shadow Warrior have something to say.
Everyone turns towards author
Shadow Warrior: Now that I got your attention, I would like to introduce a new member of our crew...Everybody, meet Mitty!
Everyone's attention captured a girl with brown hair and green eyes who was holding some kind of a little, fury pet animal who looked like gerbil.
Mitty: Hello, how are you all...Umm...Yeah, I'm also from fan fiction and I know the author from other forums and I gave him a permission to put me into any of his stories...-Mitty had a sweat drop falling off her had-
SW: Ok everyone, enough fooling around, we got deadlines to meet and where is the script?
Bron: Oh here it is –hand over a wet script-
SW: Ok, what happened to it?
Bron: I peed on it...-scratching head-
SW: What? I don't want to hear any explanations now. You'll tell me what happened latter. We need a new script, so Mitty, could you get it please?
-She nods and runs to get a script-
Ok, everyone to your positions. We will start from the scene in the Princess Yuki's residence as Samanosuke gets in there and Kaede stands besides him. Ioshi, you will replace me as a head director for this movie, others will help you, so get at there and act!
-Princess Yuki's Residence-
Samanosuke running into the empty room and sees an oil lamp turned over and burned moth moving in the death agony on the floor. He closes his eyes and grips the handle of his sword along with a letter from Yuki. Suddenly, Kaede comes in...
Kaede: "Samanosuke?"
Samanosuke: "I will rape Princess Yuki!"- He gets a kunai thrown in his butt and nearly escaped Kaede's knife-
Kaede: "Even if we don't have our script, doesn't mean that you can act perverted like there's no tomorrow! I know who's behind that thing with a script and you don't want the author to find that out, so say your real lines already!"
Samanosuke: "Ok, ok no need to be so mean....I will save Princess Yuki!"
Kaede: "Good, now let's move on!"
They found themselves walking through numerous halls of Princess Yuki's residence, leading by a guard. The guard walking dizzily and is obviously injured.
Samanosuke: "Did the monsters attack you?"
Guard: "No, you attacked me you baka...I mean, this way sir."
The guard leads Samanosuke and Kaede out of the building and into the place called Nanamagari. To the north of it there was a trail in the woods and to the East of it a road behind a fence and a gate.
Guard: "If Princess is still on the castle's grounds, she would probably be in the Keep. Now there is two ways to get there. The northern one trough those woods or east one beyond that gate."
Kaede: "I will take the eastern route."
Samanosuke: "Why do you always get to choose first?"
Kaede: "Because I'm a girl?"- that said, she runs in a ninja way in the general direction of the eastern route and Samanosuke got to see her underwear-
Samanosuke: "Wow, she actually has some butt..."
Guard: "What did you said sir?"
Samanosuke: "Nothing, I'd better get going too."-He then moves towards the woods-
Samanosuke enters really small woods and sees an open area in front of him. Just then, three creatures with blades on their hands and three flashy green eyes had jumped from no where and stayed in front or him. As he examined them closely, he noticed that one of them had Princess Yuki with it. She had a light blue kimono on with her long hair tied behind her back. She was out cold.
Samanosuke: "Princess!"-He exclaims as he draws his sword-
He then tries to fight the monsters off, but his sword isn't working on them. Suddenly, a strange man in the samurai's outfit, but different then Samanosuke appears with a big hammer.
Jubei: "Let me give you a hand..."-He then smashes his hammer into the earth and small quakes makes all monsters around him go up in the air and disappear, as for Samanosuke, he falls to the ground-
Samanosuke: "Who do you think you are?"
Jubei: "I'm Jubei Yagyu, the young chief of Yagyu clan. Who are you?"
Samanosuke: "I'm Samanosuke Akechi, nephew of Matsuhide Akechi..."
The introduction was cut short as Ioshi appeared and started to yell at Jubei.
Ioshi: "Jubei, this is Onimusha first not second! You should not make your appearance for the next ten years according to the story!"
Jubei: "But what do I have to do in mean time? I was bored!"
Ioshi: "Go look for Oyu?"
Jubei: "Oh great idea..."-wanders off to look for her and Ioshi disappears then-
Samanosuke was in a shock for few moments, but then runs over to Yuki and lifts her up in his arms.
Samanosuke: "Princess Yuki, your highness?!" –He then gets slapped by awakened Yuki-
Samanosuke: "What was that for!?"
Yuki: "For two things...Coming here so late and for being such a pervert! I didn't miss you a bit since you left the Inabayama castle and I was hoping I will not see you again, but recent events made me call you here and I regret it now!"
Samanosuke: "Yuki, this is not what you supposed to say! Huh?"-He hears ground shaking again and trembling as if something big is coming under the ground-
Samanosuke: "Jubei, is that you again?"
However, instead of Jubei, a huge monster appeared from under the ground and crushed the turret.
Oskric: "Run you worthless bug!"
SW: Ok, that's all for now people, I tried my best to keep that in story format, but I don't know how it will turn out to be. And Bron, why had you peed on the script?
Bron: Because I stayed up for 48 hours and played a really cool Role Play Game without going to the bathroom.
SW: Figures...Ok, I hope that Mitty will find a script and we will be able to correct the actors for their mistakes.
Everyone: Sweat Droops and Anime Falls