DISclaIMErs:: same stuff check chapters beforehand lalala flying monkeys...

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CHAPTER 5

So after Dumbledore's bit of a chat-fest we finally got to eat! During the feast I became acquainted with the Slytherins, especially the ones my sorry ass had agreed to room.

They aren't horrid people. Draco seems nice enough, Blaise, he is ok too, and Pansy seems like a bit of a bitch so we should get along fine. But some of these people are seriously dense, like this-piece-of-apple-on-my- plate-is-more-intelligent-than-you dense. Like I-want-to-beat-you-with- this-piece-of-apple-until-you-prove-that-there-are-some-brains-in-your-head dense. Like there are...

"JOZ!"

"DAMMIT WHAT?"

"TIME TO GO! I'LL SHOW YOU TO WHERE WE ARE STAYING!"

"THANKS!"

"NO PROBLEM!"

"DRACO?"

"WHAT?"

"WHY ARE WE STILL YELLING?"

"I DON'T... I mean I don't know."

We stood there for a minute while he contemplated this. But my short attention span couldn't take all this standing for long.

"Oi! Can we get a move on or are you waiting for the dorms to find you?"

Hahaha... There's a smirk! He's mad at me! Which means that I got somewhere! This means we may move in THIS FREAKIN LIFETIME!!!!

We finally managed to get to the dorms, which were quite nice. The Slytherin and Gryffindors were sharing rooms while Hufflepuffs and the Ravenclaws were rooming together. I really don't know whose great idea that was but I would like to drag them out into a street and shoot them, as the muggle saying goes. You see, the Hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws were fine, but the other two groups were already at each other's throats as we walked in.

"BACK OFF ZABINI! I CLAIMED THE BED BEFORE YOU DID!"

"NO YOU DIDN'T. JUST SORRY YOU ARE TOO BLOODY DENSE TO REALIZE MY STUFF WAS ALREADY THERE! OR WERE YOU DROPPED ON THE HEAD TOO MANY TIMES AS A KID TO REALIZE THIS?!"

"DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND!"

It was at this point that Draco decided to join the fight and I decided to go up to my room. Even as I settled in, I could still hear them whining.

"WEASLEY SHUT YOUR BITCH UP!"

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE CALL HER THAT MALFOY YOU BASTARD! APOLOGIZE NOW OR I WILL BEAT YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND!"

"YOU PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN BRIGHT ENOUGH TO DISTINGUISH YOUR LEFT FROM YOUR RIGHT, NO LESS BEAT ME UP!"

"WELL FERRET, WHILE HE KNOWS HIS LEFT AND HIS RIGHT, YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT DADDY TO PAY SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU!"

"I DON'T SEE ANYONE ASKING YOU SCARFACE!"

Shut the hell up, shut the hell up, shut the hell up, shut the hell up, shut the hell up, shut the hell up... oh this isn't working.

"WELL MAYBE WEASEL YOU AND THE IRISH SLUT COULD..."

"SHUP DA EL UB!"

Everyone looked at me. Apparently I had forgotten to take the toothbrush out of my mouth. Draco started laughing so I threw the toothbrush at where he was standing. I threw it hard and just close enough to where it he was standing that it whizzed past his ear and stuck into the wall.

I think that just scared the lights out of him... too bad! Hahahaha... Damn I have toothpaste in my mouth. Sorry all you disclaimers on toothpaste bottle things. I have to swallow this sucker.

"Ahem... now as I was saying... SHUT THE HELL UP! I swear to the ground I stand on, anymore screaming and you will find out how accurate my aim really is! Now if we are quite done, accio toothbrush."

I walked quite calmly up the stairs to my dorm room, soon followed by Pansy and Hermione.

Well that was fun.

When we had all washed up and changed, I sat on my bed and started to draw, a bit of a hobby of mine. Hermione was reading a book, and Pansy was organizing something or another. I decided we should probably talk.

"Hey you guys? Could we talk for a minute?"

Herms shut her book and Pansy looked up from whatever the hell she was doing.

"Ok, I think right now that we should at least agree to try to get along on account of that we will be rooming together for the year and I think it would be much more enjoyable that way. I am not saying to be automatic best friends or anything but lets just be civil. Ok?"

"..."

Ok... extended periods of silence are good too.

"Yeah, I guess you are right."

Thank you Herms.

"Pansy, I'm sorry I yelled at you tonight and all, I shouldn't have even gotten involved. It's just, I get really mad and protective of Ron."

She took a minute to absorb this. Then...

"What's it like?"

"What's what like?"

"Being in love. You do love him don't you?"

"Hell yes she does," I broke in.

They both stared at me with a look that said "How do you know?"

"Sorry, empathy thing."

"You're empathic?"

I forgot, Pansy hasn't heard this story.

"And a metamorphmagus."

"Really? Not to be rude but, can I see something?"

"Sure!"

Lemme see... aha got one!

"Oh my God!", Hermione shrieked, "You look just like me! That's so weird!"

We spent all night and a good portion of the morning talking until Hermione suggested 3:45 was a good a time as any to go to sleep. It's just a good thing we didn't have classes tomorrow.

Nice how they gave us a whole weekend to settle in.

That was the last thing I remember before I drifted off to sleep.

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i decided how i am going to end this sucker! yay! lol but it will be a while to come... so you will have to wait... i am sure you are crushed... chapter 6 coming soon... i just have to decide what is happening in it and write it! oh and as freakin always... R/R!!!!! much love to all who do!

mandalia... aka nightchild87