A/N- Hello, SouthernGirl again. Just updating this. Legolas: Listen up author girl, if you have me drop trow we will have some serious problems. SG: Now, Legolas, only Tongue in Cheek Scribe does that. Legolas: Good. SG: I just make you sleep with fangirls. Is that any better? Legolas: Going now.
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Enter the Dragon-Woman
Sam continued to sit in the sand explaining everything that had transpired since the twins had crashed landed. Well, everything that she could remember that is. The twins had to fill in the blanks as far as Ulmo was concerned. When all was said and done, Misha just looked down at Sam with a concerned look.
"You have obviously been out in the sun too long." Misha spun on her heel to face the twins ",As for you two. I thought that two Trekkies would know better than to take advantage of a girl so gullible. Or at least be too scared to since she has breasts and all. Really, now, Elrond's sons."
"I haven't been out in the sun too long, Misha."
"We are the sons of Elrond. We are royalty and you should treat us as such," Elladan smirked down at the purple haired girl.
Elrohir gave his brother a nervous glance as Misha went red in the face. "'Dan I really don't think you should make the natives angry."
"I can't believe that I'm standing here and listening to such drivel about the Valor. They don't exist."
As if on cue a nice lightening bolt struck the sand next to Misha. Everyone looked to the scorched ground then up at the sky that was completely clear. Misha looked back to the twins. "Okay, so you're Elrond's sons. And that was the Valor telling me to watch my mouth. Are you wondering what I'm wondering, Sam ?"
"Why the voice in my head sounds like a drunken Irishman ?"
Everyone looked down at Sam who wore a genuine look on her face that let them know she was completely serious. Misha just shook her head as the twins continued to stare.
"No, like what are we going to do with them ? We can't exactly leave them here. And I don't want to actually get hit by lightening for leaving them here."
"Well," Sam began slowly ",we could always take them home."
"Are you crazy ? Jessie would be all over them before they could even walk through the door."
"Its either that or leave them here."
"I think," Elrohir interrupted ",that we would like to go with you."
"Speak for yourself, bro. I'm perfectly content to stay here." Another lightening bolt hit the ground next to Elladan. He jumped into Elrohir's arms and quickly changed his tune ",On the other hand we could go with the strange looking girls."
Sam stood up quickly ",I'll let that one slide. Misha though I don't know about her. And she punches way harder than I do."
Misha decided to ignore Elladan's comment and began to walk up the beach towards the parking lot. A glance over her shoulder was all it took to get the other three running to catch up with her. They reached the parking space that held Misha's classic red Mustang and Sam went to get in but was stopped by Misha who raised an eyebrow at her.
"What ?"
"What are the rules of my car ? What is the only rule of my car ?"
Sam thought hard for a moment. A very long moment. "Oh, I know. No dirty wet suits in the car."
"And what are you wearing ?"
"A wet suit. But its not dirty," Sam whined.
"Where has it been ?"
"In the water."
"So its dirty," Misha concluded, not budging from her spot to unlock the doors.
"But those guys are wearing clothes that have been in the water. So if I can't get in then they can't either."
Sam actually pouted at Misha. Misha quickly took the hint. "Lets get them some clothes."
A quick shopping trip to the local surf shop was all it took to get the guys some decent last minute clothes. Misha and Sam, deciding to be very spiteful, made Elladan wear the brightest fuchsia Hawaiian shirt with equally as bright green flowers on it and a pair of neon orange surf shorts. Elrohir, on the other hand, they dressed normally since he hadn't really done anything to them. They were soon at the warehouse apartment that they shared with Jessie, their goth ADD addled roommate that was sure to eat the twins alive if she saw them. She had a thing for elves. The only thing higher on her list of beings to glomp were Hobbits. Luckily for the elves Jessie wasn't home yet. But, as luck would have it, as soon at the four began to get comfortable they could hear a key in the lock. It was Jessie and she wasn't alone.
"I haven't seen Samantha in weeks now. I will not budge until I have seen her and let her have a good talking to for her behavior at the mayor's party."
Misha looked at Sam who had went stiff and pale. "Oh, God, its the Dragon Woman. Quick, we have to hide."
Misha grabbed Elladan and Sam grabbed Elrohir pushing them up the stairs. "Dragon Woman," Elladan questioned ",did Arwen follow us here ?"
"No questions. Hide. She can't see us," Sam whispered, flinging open her bedroom door and pushing everyone inside. Sam looked around the tiny, closet-like room frantically. "She'll know we're in here. She'll break down the door. Quick into the closet. I can lock that."
Everyone ran into the closet as Jessie and the Dragon Woman's voice became louder. They had already entered the apartment. Sam closed the closet door and locked it as quickly as she could considering her hands were shaking. Elladan and Elrohir looked around the vast space they were now locked in.
"This is where you keep your clothes," Elrohir asked.
"Yes," Sam and Misha answered simultaneously.
"Why then," Elladan spoke ",is it bigger than your bedroom ?"
"How much room do you need to sleep," Sam whispered with a shrug. "Now, shoes, shoes need their room. Better make yourselves comfortable. The Dragon Woman will probably be here for awhile."
Everyone sat down on the floor and listened as well as they could to the conversation down stairs. Jessie was doing a nice song and dance to distract the Dragon Wo.., er, Sam's mom. "I know I saw Ishmael's car in the parking lot. Samantha's car is here too. They have to be here."
"They're not. Do you see them anywhere ? They probably walked down the street to get something to eat. If you want I could tell them that you stopped by and make sure that Sam gives you a call."
"Her name is Samantha not Sam. I would appreciate it if you would address her as such."
"Oooohhh, Momzilla is in a foul mood," Misha joked quietly. Sam shot her a dirty look. "What did you do at the Mayor's party ?"
"Nothing." A smirk from Misha was all it took. "Well, nothing that disastrous. Not disastrous to me per say. I just took a little dip in the pool. Just a tiny swim without any clothes on. It was only like five minutes. Right outside the ballroom where everyone was."
Misha had to cover her mouth to keep her laughter from being heard. The twins on the other hand just looked at Sam and smirked. "Only you," Misha giggled ",only you would skinny dip in the pool where everyone could see you and then get caught."
"I was hot. Those stupid formal dresses have absolutely no ventilation."
"I'm going to check Samantha's room. She might be taking a nap."
"Sorry, but that's Sam's, I mean, Samantha's private sanctuary. No one allowed."
"I'm her mother and I will go where I please."
Everyone could hear sharp heels clicking on the metal staircase. Sam's eyes went wide with fear as she hissed out ",Quick, on top of the shelves. She can see us under the door. Lets just hope she has a stuffy nose so she doesn't smell us."
The four jumped up on top of the short cases that held the shoes and held their breath as Sam's mom went into the room and throughly searched it. She even tried the closet doorknob only to find it locked. Then after what seemed like an eternity she left calling down to Jessie ",Please tell Samantha that her father and I wish to talk to her about her behavior. Either she comes to the house or we both come back here. Good-bye."
The hiders let out a huge sigh of relief as they hopped off of their hiding spots. Elrohir rubbed his face with his hand ",I do believe that woman is worse than Arwen."
"You have no idea," Sam muttered.
Jessie called up the stairs ",You cowards can come out now."
So, with apprehensive looks, they exited the closet and then Sam's room onto the second floor landing.
A/N- Okay, a bit of a longer chapter from me. I hoped you liked it. I didn't find it too funny but that's just me and I'm not feeling so hot right now. And just to let all of you readers know, yes, my mother is exactly like that. That was only a fraction of how bad she is. We won't be hearing from Nienna until next weekend hopefully. Hey, Tongue In Cheek Scribe, TIG!!!!!
Disclaimer: We own nothing associated with Tolkien.
Enter the Dragon-Woman
Sam continued to sit in the sand explaining everything that had transpired since the twins had crashed landed. Well, everything that she could remember that is. The twins had to fill in the blanks as far as Ulmo was concerned. When all was said and done, Misha just looked down at Sam with a concerned look.
"You have obviously been out in the sun too long." Misha spun on her heel to face the twins ",As for you two. I thought that two Trekkies would know better than to take advantage of a girl so gullible. Or at least be too scared to since she has breasts and all. Really, now, Elrond's sons."
"I haven't been out in the sun too long, Misha."
"We are the sons of Elrond. We are royalty and you should treat us as such," Elladan smirked down at the purple haired girl.
Elrohir gave his brother a nervous glance as Misha went red in the face. "'Dan I really don't think you should make the natives angry."
"I can't believe that I'm standing here and listening to such drivel about the Valor. They don't exist."
As if on cue a nice lightening bolt struck the sand next to Misha. Everyone looked to the scorched ground then up at the sky that was completely clear. Misha looked back to the twins. "Okay, so you're Elrond's sons. And that was the Valor telling me to watch my mouth. Are you wondering what I'm wondering, Sam ?"
"Why the voice in my head sounds like a drunken Irishman ?"
Everyone looked down at Sam who wore a genuine look on her face that let them know she was completely serious. Misha just shook her head as the twins continued to stare.
"No, like what are we going to do with them ? We can't exactly leave them here. And I don't want to actually get hit by lightening for leaving them here."
"Well," Sam began slowly ",we could always take them home."
"Are you crazy ? Jessie would be all over them before they could even walk through the door."
"Its either that or leave them here."
"I think," Elrohir interrupted ",that we would like to go with you."
"Speak for yourself, bro. I'm perfectly content to stay here." Another lightening bolt hit the ground next to Elladan. He jumped into Elrohir's arms and quickly changed his tune ",On the other hand we could go with the strange looking girls."
Sam stood up quickly ",I'll let that one slide. Misha though I don't know about her. And she punches way harder than I do."
Misha decided to ignore Elladan's comment and began to walk up the beach towards the parking lot. A glance over her shoulder was all it took to get the other three running to catch up with her. They reached the parking space that held Misha's classic red Mustang and Sam went to get in but was stopped by Misha who raised an eyebrow at her.
"What ?"
"What are the rules of my car ? What is the only rule of my car ?"
Sam thought hard for a moment. A very long moment. "Oh, I know. No dirty wet suits in the car."
"And what are you wearing ?"
"A wet suit. But its not dirty," Sam whined.
"Where has it been ?"
"In the water."
"So its dirty," Misha concluded, not budging from her spot to unlock the doors.
"But those guys are wearing clothes that have been in the water. So if I can't get in then they can't either."
Sam actually pouted at Misha. Misha quickly took the hint. "Lets get them some clothes."
A quick shopping trip to the local surf shop was all it took to get the guys some decent last minute clothes. Misha and Sam, deciding to be very spiteful, made Elladan wear the brightest fuchsia Hawaiian shirt with equally as bright green flowers on it and a pair of neon orange surf shorts. Elrohir, on the other hand, they dressed normally since he hadn't really done anything to them. They were soon at the warehouse apartment that they shared with Jessie, their goth ADD addled roommate that was sure to eat the twins alive if she saw them. She had a thing for elves. The only thing higher on her list of beings to glomp were Hobbits. Luckily for the elves Jessie wasn't home yet. But, as luck would have it, as soon at the four began to get comfortable they could hear a key in the lock. It was Jessie and she wasn't alone.
"I haven't seen Samantha in weeks now. I will not budge until I have seen her and let her have a good talking to for her behavior at the mayor's party."
Misha looked at Sam who had went stiff and pale. "Oh, God, its the Dragon Woman. Quick, we have to hide."
Misha grabbed Elladan and Sam grabbed Elrohir pushing them up the stairs. "Dragon Woman," Elladan questioned ",did Arwen follow us here ?"
"No questions. Hide. She can't see us," Sam whispered, flinging open her bedroom door and pushing everyone inside. Sam looked around the tiny, closet-like room frantically. "She'll know we're in here. She'll break down the door. Quick into the closet. I can lock that."
Everyone ran into the closet as Jessie and the Dragon Woman's voice became louder. They had already entered the apartment. Sam closed the closet door and locked it as quickly as she could considering her hands were shaking. Elladan and Elrohir looked around the vast space they were now locked in.
"This is where you keep your clothes," Elrohir asked.
"Yes," Sam and Misha answered simultaneously.
"Why then," Elladan spoke ",is it bigger than your bedroom ?"
"How much room do you need to sleep," Sam whispered with a shrug. "Now, shoes, shoes need their room. Better make yourselves comfortable. The Dragon Woman will probably be here for awhile."
Everyone sat down on the floor and listened as well as they could to the conversation down stairs. Jessie was doing a nice song and dance to distract the Dragon Wo.., er, Sam's mom. "I know I saw Ishmael's car in the parking lot. Samantha's car is here too. They have to be here."
"They're not. Do you see them anywhere ? They probably walked down the street to get something to eat. If you want I could tell them that you stopped by and make sure that Sam gives you a call."
"Her name is Samantha not Sam. I would appreciate it if you would address her as such."
"Oooohhh, Momzilla is in a foul mood," Misha joked quietly. Sam shot her a dirty look. "What did you do at the Mayor's party ?"
"Nothing." A smirk from Misha was all it took. "Well, nothing that disastrous. Not disastrous to me per say. I just took a little dip in the pool. Just a tiny swim without any clothes on. It was only like five minutes. Right outside the ballroom where everyone was."
Misha had to cover her mouth to keep her laughter from being heard. The twins on the other hand just looked at Sam and smirked. "Only you," Misha giggled ",only you would skinny dip in the pool where everyone could see you and then get caught."
"I was hot. Those stupid formal dresses have absolutely no ventilation."
"I'm going to check Samantha's room. She might be taking a nap."
"Sorry, but that's Sam's, I mean, Samantha's private sanctuary. No one allowed."
"I'm her mother and I will go where I please."
Everyone could hear sharp heels clicking on the metal staircase. Sam's eyes went wide with fear as she hissed out ",Quick, on top of the shelves. She can see us under the door. Lets just hope she has a stuffy nose so she doesn't smell us."
The four jumped up on top of the short cases that held the shoes and held their breath as Sam's mom went into the room and throughly searched it. She even tried the closet doorknob only to find it locked. Then after what seemed like an eternity she left calling down to Jessie ",Please tell Samantha that her father and I wish to talk to her about her behavior. Either she comes to the house or we both come back here. Good-bye."
The hiders let out a huge sigh of relief as they hopped off of their hiding spots. Elrohir rubbed his face with his hand ",I do believe that woman is worse than Arwen."
"You have no idea," Sam muttered.
Jessie called up the stairs ",You cowards can come out now."
So, with apprehensive looks, they exited the closet and then Sam's room onto the second floor landing.
A/N- Okay, a bit of a longer chapter from me. I hoped you liked it. I didn't find it too funny but that's just me and I'm not feeling so hot right now. And just to let all of you readers know, yes, my mother is exactly like that. That was only a fraction of how bad she is. We won't be hearing from Nienna until next weekend hopefully. Hey, Tongue In Cheek Scribe, TIG!!!!!