A/N- Sorry about not writing the last chapter but I was busy playing Dorothy since there were, like, two tornados here in one day. We're all fine though. Especially my precious computer. Legolas: Could you move about two inches to your left please. SG: Why ? Legolas: No reason. SG: Legolas put down that bow now. You are not shooting my computer. Legolas: The thing is evil. It makes me do the most horrendous things. It must be destroyed. SG: The computer doesn't make you do those things. TICS and I do. Legolas: Oh ! Then could you stand still for a moment. SG: Do it and you'll end up in bed with Gimli so fast your head will spin.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but a nice collection of action figures, comic books and anime. Sue me and you'll only get the Dragon Woman.
We're Men, Men in Tights
While Misha was busy sitting on Jessie to keep the elves safe from her Sam was showing them around the warehouse. They had found complete fascination with the shower and its water knobs along with the light in the refrigerator. As Sam was showing them modern technology she was ignoring this warm, fuzzy, tugging feeling in the back of her brain. When she could no longer ignore it Sam had to finally go through a mental check list ",Change clothes ?"
Sam had changed out of her wet suit and bikini into a pair of worn shorts, tank top and sneakers.
"Check. Eat ?"
Sam thought for a moment until her last meal came to mind.
"I ate breakfast and lunch. Still have dinner to go. What the hell am I forgetting ?" More hard thought as she showed the elves the bedrooms. "Oh shit. I forgot my surf board."
The last thought she had voice out loud and was greeted with strange looks from the twins. Elladan, of course, opened his big mouth first ",You forgot your what ?"
"My surf board. I have to go back to the beach. That thing cost me like five hundred dollars. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now."
"Can I go," Elrohir inquired with a hopeful look on his face.
"Fine, but come on. I'll be lucky if it hasn't been stolen yet." Elrohir ran behind Sam down the stairs as she made a break for the door. "Be back forgot board. Have to go. 'Ro's comin' with me."
Misha and Jessie just looked at Sam and Elrohir as they slammed the door behind them.
"What is the purpose of this thing," Pippin asked, poking a finger at the short, strangely shaped object stuck in the sand.
Legolas took a closer look at it ",Perhaps it is a marker of some sort. Like a land mark."
"Maybe a grave stone," Frodo whispered to Sam.
"Its a surfboard," a new voice cut in. The group turned to look at the pair walking up to them. The girl stopped dead in her tracks as she took a good long look at them. "Oh God, there are more of you ?"
"Elrohir, we knew that you would come back," Haldir replied with a smug look to his companions.
Elrohir arched an eyebrow at the group ",What did you guys do to have the Valor send you here?"
"Nothing," Legolas answered before Haldir could ",we were sent to make sure you and your brother do not destroy this world."
"Or us," Gimli muttered but the elves heard him anyway.
"I don't think its the twins you have to worry about. Jessie'll do you in," Sam smirked.
"And you would be," Legolas asked with a smile.
"Samantha but you can call me Sam." Sam spotted the Hobbits still touching her surf board ",Keep your hands off the board unless you want to lose them."
The Hobbits quickly shoved their hands in the pockets and avoided looking at Sam. Legolas bowed down at the waist in front of Sam. She gave him her patented WTF look.
"I am Legolas Prince of Mirkwood. These are my companions. Haldir, March-warden of Lothlorien. Gimli, son of Gloin. Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins all of the Shire."
"You can call us Merry and Pippin," Merry offered with a smile. The smile that was very contagious since Sam was soon smiling along with him. She smiled until she was faced with quite a problem. She turned to the Hobbit Sam.
"Your name is Sam and so is mine. How are we going to work that one out ? I refuse to be called Samantha."
"And I refuse to be called Samwise. If its all the same to you. Perhaps the one who is older could be called Sam."
"I think it should be whoever's taller."
"Older."
"Taller."
"OLDER."
"TALLER !"
Haldir was fed up with the two already. "Enough. You can both be called Sam for all I care. It is a silly name anyway. What mother would name her daughter Sam ?"
"Haldir, you really don't want to go there with her. 'Dan is sporting a nice bruise because of her."
"He insulted me," Sam sniffed, sticking her nose in the air. "I'm going home. You guys are welcome to come along seeing as if I leave you here Manwe will probably do something horrible to me. So come on."
Elladan was officially scared for his life. He had been cornered by all sorts of evil things in his world but nothing as evil as Jessie. She literally did have him in a corner. Jessie had this look in her eye that Elladan had seen in many female eyes before. Just as he was on the verge of hyperventilation and a possible faint the front door opened. In walked Sam and Elrohir along with some familiar faces that Elladan had never been happier to see. The new group drew Jessie's attention away from Elladan as she shrieked at the top of her lungs ",HOBBITS !"
"Oh, just perfect. Thanks Sam," Misha seethed with sarcasm as she stood in the kitchen. "Is there a travel special going on in Middle Earth ?"
Sam just shrugged as she shut the door behind them. "I found them on the beach. Maybe we could sell them on Ebay for some extra cash."
Thunder echoed outside loud enough to rattle all of the windows in the warehouse. Sam frowned at the clear sky ",Do you not have a sense of humor ? Its called comedy people."
A/N-Once again short and sweet. Well, not sweet but definitely short. I'm having inspiration problems lately. Bad weather and bad luck make for decreased creativity. So once again, TICS its your turn. I promise a much longer chapter nine even if I have to strap myself to my computer.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but a nice collection of action figures, comic books and anime. Sue me and you'll only get the Dragon Woman.
We're Men, Men in Tights
While Misha was busy sitting on Jessie to keep the elves safe from her Sam was showing them around the warehouse. They had found complete fascination with the shower and its water knobs along with the light in the refrigerator. As Sam was showing them modern technology she was ignoring this warm, fuzzy, tugging feeling in the back of her brain. When she could no longer ignore it Sam had to finally go through a mental check list ",Change clothes ?"
Sam had changed out of her wet suit and bikini into a pair of worn shorts, tank top and sneakers.
"Check. Eat ?"
Sam thought for a moment until her last meal came to mind.
"I ate breakfast and lunch. Still have dinner to go. What the hell am I forgetting ?" More hard thought as she showed the elves the bedrooms. "Oh shit. I forgot my surf board."
The last thought she had voice out loud and was greeted with strange looks from the twins. Elladan, of course, opened his big mouth first ",You forgot your what ?"
"My surf board. I have to go back to the beach. That thing cost me like five hundred dollars. Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now."
"Can I go," Elrohir inquired with a hopeful look on his face.
"Fine, but come on. I'll be lucky if it hasn't been stolen yet." Elrohir ran behind Sam down the stairs as she made a break for the door. "Be back forgot board. Have to go. 'Ro's comin' with me."
Misha and Jessie just looked at Sam and Elrohir as they slammed the door behind them.
"What is the purpose of this thing," Pippin asked, poking a finger at the short, strangely shaped object stuck in the sand.
Legolas took a closer look at it ",Perhaps it is a marker of some sort. Like a land mark."
"Maybe a grave stone," Frodo whispered to Sam.
"Its a surfboard," a new voice cut in. The group turned to look at the pair walking up to them. The girl stopped dead in her tracks as she took a good long look at them. "Oh God, there are more of you ?"
"Elrohir, we knew that you would come back," Haldir replied with a smug look to his companions.
Elrohir arched an eyebrow at the group ",What did you guys do to have the Valor send you here?"
"Nothing," Legolas answered before Haldir could ",we were sent to make sure you and your brother do not destroy this world."
"Or us," Gimli muttered but the elves heard him anyway.
"I don't think its the twins you have to worry about. Jessie'll do you in," Sam smirked.
"And you would be," Legolas asked with a smile.
"Samantha but you can call me Sam." Sam spotted the Hobbits still touching her surf board ",Keep your hands off the board unless you want to lose them."
The Hobbits quickly shoved their hands in the pockets and avoided looking at Sam. Legolas bowed down at the waist in front of Sam. She gave him her patented WTF look.
"I am Legolas Prince of Mirkwood. These are my companions. Haldir, March-warden of Lothlorien. Gimli, son of Gloin. Meriadoc Brandybuck, Peregrin Took, Samwise Gamgee and Frodo Baggins all of the Shire."
"You can call us Merry and Pippin," Merry offered with a smile. The smile that was very contagious since Sam was soon smiling along with him. She smiled until she was faced with quite a problem. She turned to the Hobbit Sam.
"Your name is Sam and so is mine. How are we going to work that one out ? I refuse to be called Samantha."
"And I refuse to be called Samwise. If its all the same to you. Perhaps the one who is older could be called Sam."
"I think it should be whoever's taller."
"Older."
"Taller."
"OLDER."
"TALLER !"
Haldir was fed up with the two already. "Enough. You can both be called Sam for all I care. It is a silly name anyway. What mother would name her daughter Sam ?"
"Haldir, you really don't want to go there with her. 'Dan is sporting a nice bruise because of her."
"He insulted me," Sam sniffed, sticking her nose in the air. "I'm going home. You guys are welcome to come along seeing as if I leave you here Manwe will probably do something horrible to me. So come on."
Elladan was officially scared for his life. He had been cornered by all sorts of evil things in his world but nothing as evil as Jessie. She literally did have him in a corner. Jessie had this look in her eye that Elladan had seen in many female eyes before. Just as he was on the verge of hyperventilation and a possible faint the front door opened. In walked Sam and Elrohir along with some familiar faces that Elladan had never been happier to see. The new group drew Jessie's attention away from Elladan as she shrieked at the top of her lungs ",HOBBITS !"
"Oh, just perfect. Thanks Sam," Misha seethed with sarcasm as she stood in the kitchen. "Is there a travel special going on in Middle Earth ?"
Sam just shrugged as she shut the door behind them. "I found them on the beach. Maybe we could sell them on Ebay for some extra cash."
Thunder echoed outside loud enough to rattle all of the windows in the warehouse. Sam frowned at the clear sky ",Do you not have a sense of humor ? Its called comedy people."
A/N-Once again short and sweet. Well, not sweet but definitely short. I'm having inspiration problems lately. Bad weather and bad luck make for decreased creativity. So once again, TICS its your turn. I promise a much longer chapter nine even if I have to strap myself to my computer.