A/N- Its my turn again. Lets have some fun shall we ? Legolas: You are a tattle-tell. SG: A tattle-tell ? Legolas: You told TICS I tried to kill you and your computer. SG: Those words never left my mouth. Legolas: Then how did she find out ? SG: She read it all. Just like she's doing now. Legolas: Well, tell her its not true. SG: Nope. I like it when she messes with you. Its fun. Legolas: You are one sick girl. SG: I know.
Disclaimer- Nope, still don't own it.
Sally Sells Seashells By The Seashore
Sam (the girl) and Misha were standing outside the apartment with the hobbits, elves and dwarf formulating a plan to search for the missing twins. Jessie was not able to join them due to circumstances beyond her control. Namely she had been tied to the radiator to keep from jumping on the hobbits (even though Frodo seemed to enjoy it quite a bit).
"Okay," Misha began ",Sam you go that way and I'll go this way. You can take the hobbits."
"I refuse to go anywhere with that stubborn, pint-sized jerk. You can take him and I'll take someone else."
Misha thought about it for all of two seconds. She really didn't want Haldir to go with her. It seemed like a fair enough trade. "Fine, you take Haldir. We'll meet back at the shop in an hour."
Sam took the three hobbits and the elf down the street while Misha took her group going the opposite direction. Neither one of them really had planned on putting any effort into the search. They just wanted the Valor to think they were looking really hard and that the twins were just too hard to find. The girls didn't want to become a human flambé just because the troublesome duo had decided to wander off on their own without telling anyone.
Misha made a half-hearted attempt to look for about a block or two before leading the others back to her car and heading off to the shop. None of her companions complained about it one bit considering all of the things the twins had done to them in the past (most of which can't even be written here because the rating would go up too high). Sam on the other hand had quit looking after about half a block because she decided that she really wanted another tattoo and should stop into the tattoo parlor to make an appointment. If she had been thinking clearly she would have kept going. As soon as she and her group entered the tiny building they saw Elrohir.
"What are you doing here," Sam asked as she tripped over her own two feet in an attempt to stop.
"'Dan drug me in here. Said something about being curious."
"Famous last words," Haldir smirked while he looked down his nose at his surroundings.
"Ahhhh, let me go you evil woman. You are not going to do that to me," Elladan's screams made their way up to the front. A few seconds later he ran out to join the others. "Lets go now. She wishes to torture me."
Sam could only raise her eyebrows at the frightened elf. "What are you talking about ? What did you do now ?"
"I did nothing," Elladan snapped. "We just walked in here to see what this place was. The girl said that I would look good with a piercing just like Jessie had said earlier. So I went along with it. She said I should get a Prince Albert. I agreed. Do you know what that is ? DO YOU ?!? I ran as soon as she told me what she would be putting that huge needle through."
Sam fell to the floor unable to hold herself up because she was laughing so hard. Everyone she was with just looked at her though because they had no idea what was so funny. When Sam had managed to control herself she gasped out ",Lets go to the shop before you decide to try anything else."
So Sam led everyone to her car and drove to the shop where Misha and the others were already waiting. Well, the others weren't waiting. Misha had already put them to work feeding and cleaning up after the animals that lived in the petting zoo. Haldir and the twins looked around the shop to see row upon row of slogan t-shirts, seashell necklaces, tiny bottles of sand with even smaller pieces of paper in them, sunglasses, and the many other things that tourists buy on vacation. When they were done with their observations, which took like a minute since the place was pretty small, they turned back to the girls. Misha was counting money and Sam was busy aggravating something in a glass tank that had a sign taped to it. The sign read: Please don't tease the snake.
"One of these days I'm going to let that rattlesnake bite you," Misha sighed as she snapped the cash register drawer shut. She shoved a clipboard into Sam's hands ",Go get started on inventory and take them with you."
Sam did as she was told, sticking her tongue out before disappearing into the back room. The others followed her. Misha was expecting a nice bout of peace and quiet but that image was soon shattered as the stereo was turned on full blast from the back room. "Shake your boo-tay," Sam could be heard yelling from the back.
The bell on the front door chimed and Misha looked up to see the first customer of the day. She was going to have to cut Sam's fun time today. Misha stuck her head through the back door and said over the music ",Turn it off. Someone's in the store."
No one noticed the mischievous looks on the twins faces. Haldir was busy trying not to touch anything. Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam (the girl) were dancing. Legolas was watching them holding back his laughter. Gimli was trying to figure out if the boxes of fools gold were real or not. If anyone had been paying any attention to the twins they would have realized that the looks on their faces meant that they were plotting something which could only mean trouble for everyone else. Valor help them.
A/N- Somewhat longer chapter by my this time. I hope you like. TICS its your turn. Have fun torturing, erm..., I mean, nope that was it, torturing the elves.
Disclaimer- Nope, still don't own it.
Sally Sells Seashells By The Seashore
Sam (the girl) and Misha were standing outside the apartment with the hobbits, elves and dwarf formulating a plan to search for the missing twins. Jessie was not able to join them due to circumstances beyond her control. Namely she had been tied to the radiator to keep from jumping on the hobbits (even though Frodo seemed to enjoy it quite a bit).
"Okay," Misha began ",Sam you go that way and I'll go this way. You can take the hobbits."
"I refuse to go anywhere with that stubborn, pint-sized jerk. You can take him and I'll take someone else."
Misha thought about it for all of two seconds. She really didn't want Haldir to go with her. It seemed like a fair enough trade. "Fine, you take Haldir. We'll meet back at the shop in an hour."
Sam took the three hobbits and the elf down the street while Misha took her group going the opposite direction. Neither one of them really had planned on putting any effort into the search. They just wanted the Valor to think they were looking really hard and that the twins were just too hard to find. The girls didn't want to become a human flambé just because the troublesome duo had decided to wander off on their own without telling anyone.
Misha made a half-hearted attempt to look for about a block or two before leading the others back to her car and heading off to the shop. None of her companions complained about it one bit considering all of the things the twins had done to them in the past (most of which can't even be written here because the rating would go up too high). Sam on the other hand had quit looking after about half a block because she decided that she really wanted another tattoo and should stop into the tattoo parlor to make an appointment. If she had been thinking clearly she would have kept going. As soon as she and her group entered the tiny building they saw Elrohir.
"What are you doing here," Sam asked as she tripped over her own two feet in an attempt to stop.
"'Dan drug me in here. Said something about being curious."
"Famous last words," Haldir smirked while he looked down his nose at his surroundings.
"Ahhhh, let me go you evil woman. You are not going to do that to me," Elladan's screams made their way up to the front. A few seconds later he ran out to join the others. "Lets go now. She wishes to torture me."
Sam could only raise her eyebrows at the frightened elf. "What are you talking about ? What did you do now ?"
"I did nothing," Elladan snapped. "We just walked in here to see what this place was. The girl said that I would look good with a piercing just like Jessie had said earlier. So I went along with it. She said I should get a Prince Albert. I agreed. Do you know what that is ? DO YOU ?!? I ran as soon as she told me what she would be putting that huge needle through."
Sam fell to the floor unable to hold herself up because she was laughing so hard. Everyone she was with just looked at her though because they had no idea what was so funny. When Sam had managed to control herself she gasped out ",Lets go to the shop before you decide to try anything else."
So Sam led everyone to her car and drove to the shop where Misha and the others were already waiting. Well, the others weren't waiting. Misha had already put them to work feeding and cleaning up after the animals that lived in the petting zoo. Haldir and the twins looked around the shop to see row upon row of slogan t-shirts, seashell necklaces, tiny bottles of sand with even smaller pieces of paper in them, sunglasses, and the many other things that tourists buy on vacation. When they were done with their observations, which took like a minute since the place was pretty small, they turned back to the girls. Misha was counting money and Sam was busy aggravating something in a glass tank that had a sign taped to it. The sign read: Please don't tease the snake.
"One of these days I'm going to let that rattlesnake bite you," Misha sighed as she snapped the cash register drawer shut. She shoved a clipboard into Sam's hands ",Go get started on inventory and take them with you."
Sam did as she was told, sticking her tongue out before disappearing into the back room. The others followed her. Misha was expecting a nice bout of peace and quiet but that image was soon shattered as the stereo was turned on full blast from the back room. "Shake your boo-tay," Sam could be heard yelling from the back.
The bell on the front door chimed and Misha looked up to see the first customer of the day. She was going to have to cut Sam's fun time today. Misha stuck her head through the back door and said over the music ",Turn it off. Someone's in the store."
No one noticed the mischievous looks on the twins faces. Haldir was busy trying not to touch anything. Frodo, Merry, Pippin and Sam (the girl) were dancing. Legolas was watching them holding back his laughter. Gimli was trying to figure out if the boxes of fools gold were real or not. If anyone had been paying any attention to the twins they would have realized that the looks on their faces meant that they were plotting something which could only mean trouble for everyone else. Valor help them.
A/N- Somewhat longer chapter by my this time. I hope you like. TICS its your turn. Have fun torturing, erm..., I mean, nope that was it, torturing the elves.