Chapter 2: The Manipulator and The Subserviant

Or whatever it's called. Anyway, Ramza's at Orbonne Monastery after Ovelia was kidnapped. Agrias wants to look for her and Ramza wants to help. Gafgarion wants to get outta there, but he agrees to Ramza's wishes. He should, Ramza's Wish restores HP! Wait... not that Wish... then they leave for Dorter...

Battle 1 (Of Chapter 2): Dorter Trade City

A Knight is asking a mercenary to kill Ramza. The price is 700 gil. The Thief is mad when he sees Gafgarion. Gafgarion (now a Chemist with no equipment) is knocked down by Ramza 'cause he's a loser and he's gonna die whether he's a Guest or not. Again, Theresa and the Chocobos stayed behind from fear of being charmed. Why don't these guys charm Agrias? Is she not cute enough? Blake the Monk just wipes them all out. Any leftovers are cleaned up by the rest. Boring battle. On to Araguay Woods. After Ramza gets his allies back from the proposition of course!

Battle 2: Araguay Woods

What!? It's a pack of goblins led by a Black Goblin picking on a Chocobo named Boco! Isn't Boco Wiegraf's Chocobo? No, it's Butz's, but Wiegraf stole it and tried to cook it 'cause it can't fight worth a crap! Ramza saves it by killing all the goblins, he then sets it free since Heather has already invited one and now they have a Black Chocobo. Oh well... on to Zirekile Falls... Gafgarion is still a Chemist with no equipment. He's going to die. Well, not quite die!

Battle 3: Zirekile Falls

Ah! It's Delita! And he's protecting Ovelia from some losers! Gafgarion joins those losers 'cause he's the King of the Losers! Ramza just wants to get this over with, but Theresa wants to have some fun by charming a Knight. But Delita screws it up by attacking that same Knight. Ovelia casts MBarrier and gets the hell off the bridge. Ramza regrets having no Ethers, MBarrier seems really useful, but it costs 30 MP! Ovelia hoards it all to herself! Selfish slut! Ah, maybe not, she's kind of cute... that's why all these guys wanna kidnap her! When did these guys become Tantalus, kidnapping cute Princesses? Oh, yeah! The battle! Delita has killed all the Knights! Well, Agrias, Blake, and Theresa did some work too! Ramza just Yelled and Cheered Up Theresa and the Princess. He even Cheered Delita up! Now Delita's going to trust Ovelia with him! On to Zaland Fort City!

Battle 4: Zaland Fort City

Ramza's party arrives in Zaland. Now they see Mustadio being attacked! Theresa charms a Wizard, but a Knight screws that up by Dashing at him. These Wizards know Fire 3! Jacob the Archer Ignored the Height of the building and jumped to the roof and fired arrows at will. A few of the female Archers fired at him, but that just angered his Speed Save! Agrias did next to nothing due to the fact that it took her forever to get in the damn city! When she finally did, she used the usual Stasis Sword. Theresa stole a sword from a Knight. Mustadio just fired his gun and ran away. They quickly cleaned up. Mustadio explained about his gun and that he can't tell them the reason he needs help. Now! On to Bariaus Hill!

Battle 5: Bariaus Hill

After a boring scene with Ovelia, the party find themselves at Bariaus Hill. Some Rudvich losers are here. They want Mustadio for some reason. Mustadio paralyzed a Knight. Drake went down for a Summoner VS Summoner duel. Theresa charmed an Archer! Agrias is dumb and she runs around aimlessly looking for a fight. The party killed everyone and moved on to Lionel Castle where they bought a Lightning Bow. (As if they needed it. A Random Archer from Mandalia Plains surrended a Mythril Bow!)

Battle 6: Zigolas Swamp

After talking to Draclau about stuff and seeing Agrias leave the party, they enter Zigolas Swamp. Heather jumped and giggled at the sight of a Uribo in the swamp. It was the Uribo that would send them down the path of getting Ribbons and Chantages! She quickly Invited it! Oh, and they had to kill Mustadio so he didn't screw up the Invitation of the Uribo, but he said he was fine. On to Goug Machine City!

Battle 7: Slums of Goug Maching City

Mustadio's Slums. Rudvich a stone 'cause he is stoned. More losers appear as Rudvich catches the Taurus Stone and leaves. Drake cleans them up. Mustadio actually sniped with his hand, but then the Archers killed him. The party wastes everyone else and they save Besrodio! Rudvich has a fake stone! He must be mad! Draclau also got mad! He killed Rudvich for being a jerk!

Battle 8: Bariaus Valley

Ramza met Delita in Warjilis Trade City. Delita told him to go back to Igros, but Ramza won't go! Then they headed to Bariaus Valley where Agrias was under attacked by Lionel Troops!? Why does she need to be saved? Mustadio and Theresa go after the Wizard and Archer to on side while Ramza and the rest help Agrias destroy the Knights, Wizards, and Archer. Drake cleaned them up with Ramuh. End of this weird battle.

Battle 9: Golgorond Execution Site

Stupid battle!! Dammit, Gafgarion!! Ramza arrives to see Ovelia being executed! But not really! The "executioner" reveals himself to be Gafgarion! And "Ovelia" pulls of the robe to reveal.... an Archer! All of Ramza's male allies were disappointed... After stealing the Blood Sword and killing Gaff's troops and chasing Gaff away, Ramza's party move up to Lionel Castle.

Battle 10: Gate of Lionel Castle

Holy crap! An enemy Summoner! Well, Drake's much stronger than him, so he used Odin to chop him up! Ramza, having mastered Bard, went to the edge of the castle and FLEW down to the other side, leavng Gafgarion to sit back and drink his coffee or something. An enemy Knight broke Theresa's hat, so Theresa stole the b-tch's Gold Helmet. Take that, slut!! After all the losers (except Gafgarion) were defeated and crystallized, Ramza flew back over the Castle and opened the door so the party's new friend Cherry the Knight could lead the way inside (oh yeah, Heather invited Cherry to join here) After stealing the Ancient Sword, Cherry ran Gafgarion through with her own sword. Goodbye, Gafgarion!! See you in hell, bastard!! ...all right... let's just head into the castle.

Battle 11: Inside Lionel Castle

Draclau is here. Draclau is hungry. Draclau is angry. He is so angry that he casts Nightmare on Drake and a few others and give them the Death Sentence! He's finished off quickly however by Ramza and Agrias. Hey, Agrias did something good for once! Agrias was jumping around and giggling after being praised for being good! They gave her ice cream and coffee! And Ramza got Scorpio as he ended ths Chapter... then Delita talks to Ovelia until Vormav comes to get him. Boring junk.

This is Craig Simpson with Jim Houston, Goodbye.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Well, now you know who's commentating the recap... dammit!