A/N- SouthernGirl here getting ready to have some fun. Haldir: Oh, joy. Shall I get up and dance ? SG: I think I've seen enough of you already. Haldir: You can never have too much March Warden. SG: TICS and I are going to destroy that ego of yours. And we'll have fun doing it.
Disclaimer- How many different ways are there to say that we don't own it ?
The Scream Marathon
"What the hell are you doing in here ? And you had better not be naked under that sheet," Sam screamed at the top of her lungs.
"You should remember what I'm doing in here. Of course I'm naked under here. How else would I be ?"
"Fully dressed and sleeping on the couch," Sam yelled. "Oh, god, I remember most of what happened last night."
As Sam began tearing her room apart in search of her birth control Misha was having problems of her own. She had awakened to someone playing with her hair. When she had looked up she was greeted by the sight of a very naked Legolas in her bed. Her scream soon joined Sam's. "What the hell happened last night ? How the hell did you end up in here ? And where the hell are your clothes ?"
"You won my clothes in a game of poker. Do you not remember ?"
"I can't think around the pounding in my head."
Jessie was screaming only because she heard her two roommates doing it. She, after all, had ended up sharing her bed with her favorite hobbit and was quite happy with it all. Until she realized that she had broken a house rule. She realized this right around the time that Sam did. And in different rooms the two girls said the same thing ",Misha's going to kill me."
The occupants of the various furniture of the living room were looking up at the closed bedroom doors wondering what all of the screaming was about. Elladan and Elrohir, having the best hearing, were already well aware of what was happening. They quickly informed the others. Laughter was soon overtaking the screaming.
Sam was still tearing her room to shreds managing to throw on various articles of clothing as she went. All of this was quite amusing to Haldir. "Why don't you come back to bed. There is still a lot of the morning still to enjoy."
Sam shot him an incredulous look ",You better be joking. As tempting as that is I still say no. I don't need Misha killing me this early in my youth."
"But I'm sure it would be well worth it."
"Don't hold yourself in such high regards, Haldir."
The three hobbits, two elves and dwarf were still staring at the three closed doors upstairs when something began happening. Jessie's door was the first to open. She stuck her head outside, taking a quick look around, before going back in and shoving Frodo out wearing only a sheet. Frodo, seeing the audience downstairs, turned purple from embarrassment. A moment later Misha's door cracked open. The group downstairs watched as she looked out of the door with one eye and then promptly threw Legolas out of her room with a sheet wrapped securely around him before slamming the door closed. Legolas, once realizing the position he was now in, also blushed to an unnatural color. A few minutes after Legolas' appearance Sam's door swung open and Haldir came flying out wearing nothing. He quickly covered himself with his hands as everyone on the first floor fell onto the floor from laughing so hard.
The night of the dreaded dates....
The week had passed fairly uneventful only because the girl's had sworn off alcohol for the rest of their lives. Their visitors had also managed to remain well behaved throughout the entire week. The petting zoo continued to bring in loads of cash as did the tourist shop only because Misha and Sam had decided to begin selling many things having to do with their cash cows. But then the night of the dreaded dates came.
Sam walked downstairs looking as put together as she could manage considering she would rather be having a full mouth root canal than go on this date. She wore a toga inspired short dress with the stilettos to match. Her hair was down and there was a smidgen of make-up on her face. After all she didn't want to piss off the Dragon Lady any further. Misha looked up from her spot on the couch to her friend, seriously intending to give her a sympathetic look, but instead a smirk formed on her face.
"Maybe if you wore a sweat suit on one of your dates for once...,"Misha began but let herself trail off once seeing the pitiful look on Sam's face.
Elladan and Elrohir went at once to make Sam feel better. Elladan swept her off of her feet, spinning circles around the large living room. "You, my dear, look absolutely ravishing. I say we run off together and live on a deserted island somewhere."
"No, that wouldn't suit one so lovely," Elrohir broke in, knocking his brother out of the way. "I would build you a palace with your very own monument that the villagers would have to kneel and worship every day."
Sam had begun to giggle, some of her mood lifting. Then she looked to Misha. "Its such a shame for the two of you, being the handsome twins that you are, to waste all of your attention on me. Perhaps Misha would like a bit of your adorations."
The twins took the hint and immediately pounced on Misha and layed every single ounce of charm on her. Pretty soon the hobbits, Legolas and even Gimli had joined in. The attention has managed to make Misha's cheeks turn slightly pink though she was loving every minute of it. Movement from the stairs caught Sam's eye and she turned her head to look at the elf that was walking down them. He looked handsome in his hand tailored suit that was a dark gray that seemed to suit him very well. Unfortunately, Sam didn't see the suit. All she saw was Haldir naked. That was all she seemed to see whenever he was in the room. Sam had tried as hard as she could to not even look in his direction whenever he was near but it was near impossible to do when Haldir always found a way to be standing in front of her needing to ask her a question. Sam raised her eyes to Haldir's and suddenly her knees went weak and buckled under her. Haldir managed to catch her before she could fall and laughed slightly.
"Perhaps you should see a healer about that ?"
"I'll be fine." Sam pulled herself away upon hearing a knock on the door. "That would be Momzilla and Damien, Satan's son. We should go."
Sam opened the door, greeted by her mother's overly botoxed face. The woman had a permanent leer thanks to all of the injections and the face-life and the collagen and the cheek implants and the list could go on for several pages. Sam didn't see anyone with her mother so she ventured to ask ",He didn't show ? So I can stay at home tonight ?"
"No. He's right here."
Sam's mother moved out of the way and Sam's jaw practically hit the floor. There in the hall was a smooth skinned youngster.
"Are you out of your mind, mother ? He's what twelve ?"
"Fifteen, thank you."
"He isn't even old enough to drive ! There are laws against this. Do you really want me to go to prison ?"
"I figured that you wouldn't dare to hurt someone younger than you. So I assumed that you would behave yourself tonight."
Sam clenched her jaw as she grabbed her purse from a chair. She barged past Haldir and her mother, growling out ",Lets get this over with."
Lucky for Misha and Jessie, Sam never heard their laughter.
A/N 2- Man, TICS you are keeping me on my toes. I think this is the fastest I've ever updated anything. I feel the need to keep up with your speed. So, now its your turn. Embarrass Sam (the tall) as much as you wish. She deserves it. I know you'll do the same to Haldir.
Disclaimer- How many different ways are there to say that we don't own it ?
The Scream Marathon
"What the hell are you doing in here ? And you had better not be naked under that sheet," Sam screamed at the top of her lungs.
"You should remember what I'm doing in here. Of course I'm naked under here. How else would I be ?"
"Fully dressed and sleeping on the couch," Sam yelled. "Oh, god, I remember most of what happened last night."
As Sam began tearing her room apart in search of her birth control Misha was having problems of her own. She had awakened to someone playing with her hair. When she had looked up she was greeted by the sight of a very naked Legolas in her bed. Her scream soon joined Sam's. "What the hell happened last night ? How the hell did you end up in here ? And where the hell are your clothes ?"
"You won my clothes in a game of poker. Do you not remember ?"
"I can't think around the pounding in my head."
Jessie was screaming only because she heard her two roommates doing it. She, after all, had ended up sharing her bed with her favorite hobbit and was quite happy with it all. Until she realized that she had broken a house rule. She realized this right around the time that Sam did. And in different rooms the two girls said the same thing ",Misha's going to kill me."
The occupants of the various furniture of the living room were looking up at the closed bedroom doors wondering what all of the screaming was about. Elladan and Elrohir, having the best hearing, were already well aware of what was happening. They quickly informed the others. Laughter was soon overtaking the screaming.
Sam was still tearing her room to shreds managing to throw on various articles of clothing as she went. All of this was quite amusing to Haldir. "Why don't you come back to bed. There is still a lot of the morning still to enjoy."
Sam shot him an incredulous look ",You better be joking. As tempting as that is I still say no. I don't need Misha killing me this early in my youth."
"But I'm sure it would be well worth it."
"Don't hold yourself in such high regards, Haldir."
The three hobbits, two elves and dwarf were still staring at the three closed doors upstairs when something began happening. Jessie's door was the first to open. She stuck her head outside, taking a quick look around, before going back in and shoving Frodo out wearing only a sheet. Frodo, seeing the audience downstairs, turned purple from embarrassment. A moment later Misha's door cracked open. The group downstairs watched as she looked out of the door with one eye and then promptly threw Legolas out of her room with a sheet wrapped securely around him before slamming the door closed. Legolas, once realizing the position he was now in, also blushed to an unnatural color. A few minutes after Legolas' appearance Sam's door swung open and Haldir came flying out wearing nothing. He quickly covered himself with his hands as everyone on the first floor fell onto the floor from laughing so hard.
The night of the dreaded dates....
The week had passed fairly uneventful only because the girl's had sworn off alcohol for the rest of their lives. Their visitors had also managed to remain well behaved throughout the entire week. The petting zoo continued to bring in loads of cash as did the tourist shop only because Misha and Sam had decided to begin selling many things having to do with their cash cows. But then the night of the dreaded dates came.
Sam walked downstairs looking as put together as she could manage considering she would rather be having a full mouth root canal than go on this date. She wore a toga inspired short dress with the stilettos to match. Her hair was down and there was a smidgen of make-up on her face. After all she didn't want to piss off the Dragon Lady any further. Misha looked up from her spot on the couch to her friend, seriously intending to give her a sympathetic look, but instead a smirk formed on her face.
"Maybe if you wore a sweat suit on one of your dates for once...,"Misha began but let herself trail off once seeing the pitiful look on Sam's face.
Elladan and Elrohir went at once to make Sam feel better. Elladan swept her off of her feet, spinning circles around the large living room. "You, my dear, look absolutely ravishing. I say we run off together and live on a deserted island somewhere."
"No, that wouldn't suit one so lovely," Elrohir broke in, knocking his brother out of the way. "I would build you a palace with your very own monument that the villagers would have to kneel and worship every day."
Sam had begun to giggle, some of her mood lifting. Then she looked to Misha. "Its such a shame for the two of you, being the handsome twins that you are, to waste all of your attention on me. Perhaps Misha would like a bit of your adorations."
The twins took the hint and immediately pounced on Misha and layed every single ounce of charm on her. Pretty soon the hobbits, Legolas and even Gimli had joined in. The attention has managed to make Misha's cheeks turn slightly pink though she was loving every minute of it. Movement from the stairs caught Sam's eye and she turned her head to look at the elf that was walking down them. He looked handsome in his hand tailored suit that was a dark gray that seemed to suit him very well. Unfortunately, Sam didn't see the suit. All she saw was Haldir naked. That was all she seemed to see whenever he was in the room. Sam had tried as hard as she could to not even look in his direction whenever he was near but it was near impossible to do when Haldir always found a way to be standing in front of her needing to ask her a question. Sam raised her eyes to Haldir's and suddenly her knees went weak and buckled under her. Haldir managed to catch her before she could fall and laughed slightly.
"Perhaps you should see a healer about that ?"
"I'll be fine." Sam pulled herself away upon hearing a knock on the door. "That would be Momzilla and Damien, Satan's son. We should go."
Sam opened the door, greeted by her mother's overly botoxed face. The woman had a permanent leer thanks to all of the injections and the face-life and the collagen and the cheek implants and the list could go on for several pages. Sam didn't see anyone with her mother so she ventured to ask ",He didn't show ? So I can stay at home tonight ?"
"No. He's right here."
Sam's mother moved out of the way and Sam's jaw practically hit the floor. There in the hall was a smooth skinned youngster.
"Are you out of your mind, mother ? He's what twelve ?"
"Fifteen, thank you."
"He isn't even old enough to drive ! There are laws against this. Do you really want me to go to prison ?"
"I figured that you wouldn't dare to hurt someone younger than you. So I assumed that you would behave yourself tonight."
Sam clenched her jaw as she grabbed her purse from a chair. She barged past Haldir and her mother, growling out ",Lets get this over with."
Lucky for Misha and Jessie, Sam never heard their laughter.
A/N 2- Man, TICS you are keeping me on my toes. I think this is the fastest I've ever updated anything. I feel the need to keep up with your speed. So, now its your turn. Embarrass Sam (the tall) as much as you wish. She deserves it. I know you'll do the same to Haldir.