Disclaimer: Nienna: HERE! FINALLY! Legolas: You took SO long and you weren't able to write in the last 20 chapters! Nienna: That's why I'm here! Anyway we don't own LoTr! If I did I'd be dead...

A/N: Hey Nienna here... Sorry I took so long to write... Anyway I'M READY TO WRITE!!! Oh yeah and to MamboDancer... It's now the three of us!

Chapter 21: The Big Airhead

"I am Manwe!" the cloud said, "Can I call you Max?" 'Dan asked Max, "No..." he grumbled, "Anyway

welcome to Middle Earth fair maidens of a distant place called Earth" Max said, "Wait... How do you know

that we come from Earth?" Sam asked, she looked at him suspiciously, "I know everything..." Manwe

replied getting all misty eyed, "PERVERT!" Jessie shouted then everyone stared at her, "What? He said he

knew EVETHING!" Jessie said, "Anyway, the wave guy-"Max said but was cut off by 'Ro "Ulmo" "Fine...

Elmo-" "ULMO!" "FINE! I'm just here to say hi even though Ulmo was supposed to do it but he payed me

500 bucks to welcome you so I did so bye..." Max said then disappeared, everyone blinked in confusion

"So where are we off to?" Sam the Tall asked, "Well we'll let you know as soon as we find out where we

are..." Legolas said, "Oh gosh, you're the one who's lived here for 2900-"Misha said, "2931" Legolas buts

in, "Fine, 2931 years and you still don't know your way around Arda?" Misha continues, "Yup!" Legolas

grinned, Misha, Sam and Jessie just sighed, "I think 'Dan knows his way around here..." 'Ro smirked, "I

do?" 'Dan asked, 'Ro smacked 'Dan's head, "Oh! I do!" 'Dan smirked, "Come on! Follow me!" 'Dan said as

he ran into the forest

When the rest of the people, elves, hobbits an dwarf arrive 'Dan was seen knocking on a rock, "What is he

doing?" Gimli asked 'Ro but 'Ro shrugged, "Ah! Here it is!" 'Dan grinned as he opened a door in the rock

and got out a stick, "What's that supposed to do?" Pippin asked, "It happens to teleport people!" 'Dan

grinned, the rest started to try and hide their laughter but they ended up rolling on the floor laughing out

loud then 'Dan touched a button on the stick and the companions landed in Rivendell, everyone except for

'Dan stared in surprise and 'Dan smirked then Elrond just happened to pass by, "YOU'RE BACK!" he

gasped, everyone looked at him, "I mean, YOU'RE BACK!" he shouted happily as he went to hug 'Dan but

'Dan moved making him fall down, Elrond muttered some colorful words

"This is your room my ladys" a random elf servant said as se opened the door to the girl's bedroom, the

girl's eyes opened wide in amazement, "This would be great if it was all painted black..." Jessie said, "WHY

DO THEY GET A BETTER ROOM THAN ME??!!" Legolas whines from behind them, the girls enter the room

and slam the door behind them

A/N: OK That's all I could think about now so... R/R PLEASE!