Demon: singing nobody likes me. Everybody hates me. Guess I'll go eat worms.
Impy: pats Demon's back When life gets you down... drink sake and wallow in self pity.
Demon: I want sake....looks at Impy GIMMIE MY POCKEY!!!!!!
Impy: hides pockey he's munching on Pockey, what pockey?
Demon: steals pockey back Because the only person that reviewed I threatened with broken plastic utensils (no offense Wufei) I am going to torture you all by showing the first parts if stories and/or FanFiction that I've started. Everyone else is going to make APPROPRIATE comments.
All: snap fingers damn...
Impy: gets out laptop and brings up random files of stories (not imp porn thank goddess) ready when you are.
((Note: Yay for being Wicca (no it's not Satanic) –end note))
Demon: Oh yes, in case you all start to wonder, Duet will not be showing up in this chapter. 'Tis due to the fact that she's hiding from Tori. snickers
shoe flies out of hammerspace and hits Demon on the head Demon acts unconscious
Duet: from inside closet I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!!
Impy: looks down, shakes head . . . sniff . . . starts running around in circles throwing confetti Ding! Dong! The bitch is dead-
anvil appears out of hammerspace
Impy: O.O eep...anvil drops
Demon: smiles Thank f for hammerspace. gets up and starts rummaging through notebooks for stories, summaries, or poetry I have a story I wrote for a project in the eighth grade. Quat relayed the info, and I typed. I'll post that in another fic so no one stays curious.
GETTING ON THE SUBJECT
((Note: I'll only be typing first paragraphs so I don't get long-winded –end note))
Story #1: Celtic Dances
The sound of pounding footsteps echoed through the forest. Dogs meant for tracking, howled and barked in excitement of their find. Chains rattled and whips cracked. The humans who owned the dogs were excited as well. For they were sent to seek out and destroy the last of the elves. No true reason besides greed for murdering these innocent beings. But those whose lives were spared, were used in other unpleasant ways.
Trowa: What is it with you and angst?
Aki: Angst is good. snickers
Duo: COMMENT!! WHAP
Aki: That's MY line...Comment!
Quatre: Oh! Isn't this the story about Trowa, Dani, Wufei, and I being bards?
Danae: Don't SPOIL it! Then she'd have to change everything.
Impy: It's not spoiling when you don't write the story.
Duet: breaks out of closet deep breath AIR!!!! gasp cough
Wufei: I though you said she wasn't in this chapter.
Demon: guilty (thanks a lot Duet!) I did...
Idea!!!
All: God(dess) SAVE us! Duet has an IDEA!!
Duet: deathglare ...evil...
Sayde: Your idea is...?
Duet: A poll. Ask everyone out there which story you should continue first.
Duo: All opposed?
Demon: It's settled then. Now, for the next story!
Story #2: (no title)
Frozen cold days and burning nights. Well, that's just the way we spirited people put it. I come from an alley that never existed, in a town that no one's ever heard of. Yeah, humans pass through here every so often. But they don't see us like we see them. They see a desert with tumbleweed, dry brush, and a very odd arch. But we see a town that'll never sleep or die, one of the biggest towns in the galaxy. But I'll never forget the day when one human-well he seemed human anyway-came into our city and changed us all...Wait, did I say one? I really meant five.
Heero: Impressive. Less angst. No sexual refs, but there are possibilities.
Aki: sniffle Angst is gone?
Demon: Not completely. But mostly...
All: nod nod
Aki: snaps fingers damnit.
Duo: The second sentence sounds like something from MIB II.
Trowa: And the fact that it's AU makes it sound that much better.
Demon: I'm actually happy with the way I started it. It ain't all mumbo jumbo gibberish like the fics I USED to start.
Quatre: Mumbo jumbo gibberish?
Demon: My after Endless Waltz story, or whatever you guys like to call it. Remember that one?
Quatre: Oh...
All: shudder/twitch
Demon: Get my point now?
((Note: I'm not writing those stories for everyone's sake and my sanity –end note))
Impy: . . . NEXT!!!
Story #3: The Cause of Rain
The summer breeze pushed the meadow grass into a gentle wave. Two blonde children laugh and play among the dancing flowers. They are too young to know the pain of war or to carry out the duties that they were born to fulfill. But they did know that the most important thing to understand was love.
Most: Yay! No angst!
Aki/Duet: NO!! pout
Demon: Don't get your hopes up yet. I'm also typing the first chapter paragraph too, so it makes more sense.
All but Aki/Duet: --' (she's written that much already?)
It rained. But the rain wasn't pleasant like it should have been after a day in the sun. The rain was sad. Quatre could feel it in the air. It troubled him, for him to feel that way in such weather. He knew that most felt sad when it rained. But to feel that it didn't cause sorrow. Sadness had caused the rain to fall. He only knew of one who did this.
Duo: MORE MIB II!!!!
Demon: I'm such a mood spoiler. smug
Sayde: Yes I am. reclines in overstuffed chair
Impy: O.O o.o -.- o.o O.O (blinking in slo mo)
Duo: Whowhatnow.....FOOPLAH!!!
All: O.O' fall over anime style
crickets: chirp/ chirpity chirp/ chirp chirp
Heero: cocks gun
crickets: cower in fear behind Demon ...help us...you love us...
Demon: whispers I told Heero they were stocking me. But did he listen? Noooooo...... SHOOT THEM ALREADY!!!!!!!
Impy: And now back to our scheduled programming...
Story #4: Living Nightmare
Demon: Uh, he heh... Sorry guys. This one's on my list of mumbo jumbo gibberish. I started this one a long time ago when I started going through my angst cycles. The reason I'm not writing it again is because it reflects my past a little too much. So for right now, I'm keeping my past a secret.
Aki: And the sad thing is you've never had a drop of alcohol.
Demon: Yep sigh
Impy: blows nose as loud as possible
All: twitch
Trowa: So, is that all for now?
Demon: Afraid so. It'd be nice if people would review this time.
Neko Trowa: Miao...
Impy: grabs tail and scoots away Good kitty. . . nice kitty. . .
Demon: For the next Chappie I hope to write some poetry and ya'll can be the judge of which poem fits which pilot and tell me which poem you like best. YAY!!!
Duet: WAIT!!! You forgot to get opinions on the summary you wrote!
Demon: Right. Well, here it is.
The REAL Story #4: I'm Only Female (more gabber!)
The story of a girl living in a time of sexists, who after a fatal attack, ends up on a planet where only males reside. After awhile, questions surface and turn the lives of a certain group of guys upside down. Will she ever return home? Is she the key to bringing both sexes back together again?
WARNINGS: sex/ual refs, attempted rape, murder, & suicide & LEMON
Aki: Yay for lemons!
Danae: I get to be the main character in this one.
Demon: th-th-th-th-th-that's all folks!!
The poll starts now. Review and tell me which story you want me to do. And if it makes some of you out there a little happier, all of the stories have at least a hint of yaoi. (Yay for yaoi!)