I wrote this one all by myself! (notice the alternative paragraph. i wrote it for fun, although I knew vvery well it was too dirty to sing aloud)
Seto Got Ran Over By A Red-Eyes
A Parody of "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer"
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
He'd been drinking too many coolers
Joey begged him not to go
Although he paused for just a moment
He then walked right out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were claw prints on his forehead
And incriminating scorch marks on his back
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
(Joey said he'd take the body
We're not really sure what for
Now we just can't help but wonder
Why Seto's body's lying naked on the floor)
We're not sure what's wrong with Joey
He never really seemed to care
Now he can barely keep from crying
And yelling out in agony that it's not fair
It's not Christmas without Seto
Everyone is dressed in black
And we can't just help but wonder
How to split up all his gifts among our pack
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
Now the turkey's on the table
And the pie on the cooling rack
And the icy blue candles
That would have matched the hue of Seto's contacts
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
You should really watch your back
They should never free a dragon
With wings and claws and a Molten fireball attack
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
Seto Got Ran Over By A Red-Eyes
A Parody of "Grandma Got Ran Over By A Reindeer"
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
He'd been drinking too many coolers
Joey begged him not to go
Although he paused for just a moment
He then walked right out the door into the snow
When we found him Christmas morning
At the scene of the attack
There were claw prints on his forehead
And incriminating scorch marks on his back
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
(Joey said he'd take the body
We're not really sure what for
Now we just can't help but wonder
Why Seto's body's lying naked on the floor)
We're not sure what's wrong with Joey
He never really seemed to care
Now he can barely keep from crying
And yelling out in agony that it's not fair
It's not Christmas without Seto
Everyone is dressed in black
And we can't just help but wonder
How to split up all his gifts among our pack
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
Now the turkey's on the table
And the pie on the cooling rack
And the icy blue candles
That would have matched the hue of Seto's contacts
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
You should really watch your back
They should never free a dragon
With wings and claws and a Molten fireball attack
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!
Seto got ran over by a Red-eyes
Walking home from our house Christmas Eve
You may say there's no such thing as dragons
But as for me and Yugi, we believe!