My yami wrote the first stanza, and I wrote the second two verses. This is a funny one.

Parody of "Deck The Halls"

Deck the Halls (With Tea's Hair)

Deck the halls with Tea's hair
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You should run if you care
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We'll cut it off while she's asleep
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When she wakes up, she will scream
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She might not notice till she checks
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Without hair, she'll look a wreck
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It'll make her very angry
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You don't have a chance to get free
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She'll chase you 'round until you're caught
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And then a lesson you'll be taught
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She'll take a razor to you head
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Don't worry you'll be bald not dead
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