Disclaimer: I am the vampire elf and I say we own nothing! Frodo: Can I write this chapter? Nienna: No... You might become arrogant and become one o them points to Legolas and Haldir Frodo: Please? puppy dog eyes Nienna: OK! Frodo: cackles evilly Feel my wrath puny humans!!! Readers: o.O blink blink Frodo: I mean, enjoy the chapter!

A/N: Anyway I am Frodo and I will write this chapter to show everyone I am not a orthless being that cannot defend himself in the movies! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! coughs

"Where do you think Haldir's taking Sam?" Merry asked Pippin, poor Merry, if only he knew how dumb Pippin was he wouldn't be stuck with him... Pippin shrugs then shoves a piece of cake into his mouth, "I feel happy... Who wants to do my nails?" Sam asked, as if he couldn't get any gayer... "I say we go follow them!" I said then suddenly Jessie woke up, "Wha?" she said as she stirred out of her sleep, "Hush, my love we are following Haldir as he takes Sam-the-Tall away into his chambers here in Mirkwood" I sai heroically, as always, "Frodo, my love, I shall follow you! In such a dangerous mission, I don't think you will survive!" Jessie said dramatically, "But I cannot risk you getting hurt!" I said as I held her in my arms, "Fine go on... I'll wait here al alone..." Jessie replied grumpily, "Where the heck is your sense of drama?" I asked her then I stormed off after Haldir along with Merry and Pippin leaving Jessie with Sam, I knew that the sight and the sound would be horrible but it was too late to turn back now...

I went near Haldir's room, hoping to find some action, I went closer and closer then I turned the knob on the door then... "FRODO, FRODO WHERE ARE THOU FRODO??!! HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME THERE WITH THAT HORRIBLE GAY SAMWISE??!!" Jessie shouted out of nowhere and landed on me, forgetting that she was sitting on a guy far more smaller than her, obviously she had too much to drink, again... "EEP!!!" Merry and Pippin screamed like a bunch of babies, except Pippin sounded like a girl, "Please help me get her off..." I growled at the two imbeciles, then suddenly Haldir and Sam-the-Tall came out, "Trust me I don't want to ask..." Sam-the-Tall said, "Ditto" Haldir added and went back inside the room

We all went back to the party where totally wasted people were lying on the ground and we could see Misha on the ground, on top of a shirtless Legolas, it was kinda weird actually...

We all looked around, scouting for survivors, but did we find any? No...

We all retreated to our rooms, with nothing to do, I decided to visit Jessie, but knowing her, she would be asleep or thinking of where to pierce herself next, I crept inside her room and to find her, yes, sleeping with that doll she always carries around, she calls it Joel, I don't know why... I decided not to disturb her and play a prank on Legolas who said that the party was for his little arrogant behind...

I got Merry and Pippin's stuff and went to work and guess what happened the next morning...

I went out of the room and headed towards the bathroom, I have had the best sleep I've ever had ever since I got to Mirkwood and the day was getting even better, soon after I reached the bathroom, Legolas came out with an unnaturally colored hairstyle, "Nice hair!" I commented him on his newly green spiked hair, Legolas grumbled and stormed off, but I guess I forgot to tell him that his pants had a large rip in the back, I snickered, "Life is good..." I smiled and entered the bathroom

I walked to the dining hall to find Legolas and his "new" hair far away from the snickering crowd as possible, I sat next to Jessie who couldn't hide her laughter long enough and burst out laughing, so did everyone else!, "If I knew the guy who did that, I would very much congratulate him forever!" she said then I smiled as I watched the amused faces, in the end, I laughed my arse off too!

Well that ends it! I hoped you liked it! And Nienna says whoever's writing next, have fun with more pranks on Legolas! If it's short, blame Nienna for having a curfew!!!