The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!

Oh wow.....I thought we would NEVER get any reviews!!!! Yes, yes, I know that the 2nd chapter was....short.....but please, we promise that this chapter should be a lot longer!!!!!! For this chapter......we're going to do a music theme, and by music, we mean dancing, singing, and a whole lotta musical nonsense. There will also be some other characters dropping by and they shall all carry a tune.....but being the 4Kids dubbies, the whole shindig should turn....hideous. So sit back, relax, grab some snacks in the meanwhile, and enjoy this chapter otherwise known as....

Chapter 3: It's Time to face the Music.....Literally!!!

Note: We do NOT own Shaman King, Star Wars, Spice Girls, Vanilla Ice, Madonna, The Beatles, Kid Rock, Britney Spears, The Darkness, and a whole bunch of country songs that we don't know crap of, etc.

Everyone was preparing to watch "The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!", but first...they had to do chores.

"ANNA!!! Look out!!! The toilet is flooding!!!" screamed Yoh.

Anna, who was watching some show about a kid with a stone called Rave, peered over to see Yoh with a toilet plunger on his head.

"A-Anna-san, t-the kitchen....there's a mutant soba monster attacking me!!!" yelled Manta.

Meanwhile....at a certain headquarter in New York, 4 losers decide to start dubbing their latest anime with an evil smirk on their face.....

"Yes! Let's go and make the X-LAWS Brit rockers!!!!! The leader can be a pop singer that can come out of a yellow submarine!" exclaimed a 4Kids exec.

"What should we do to this.....Zeke guy? Let's make him have a dramatic appearance! For his song...we should do... "Wannabe"! Told the 4Kids president who was currently playing Duel Monsters with a monkey.

"As for the others... RANDOM-NESS!!!" screamed the monkey.

"YEAH!" yelled all of the execs.

Back to our crew, who is currently battling an evil soba monster and plugging the toilet with ear plugs.

Then, all of the sudden, a knock was heard on the door...

"Ren, can you get that!!!" yelled Faust, who is slicing the monster with his kick-ass scythe.

Ren quickly ran to the door to answer, only to find the last people he'd expected to appear.

"Hello Ren-san!" said a very chipper Lyserg.

"We are here to see Yoh Asakura...its VERY important!" told Marco.

Ren, who was currently gawking like a chicken, quickly grabbed Yoh by the ear and dragged him to the front.

"Hello, YOH ASAKURA!!!!" boomed Marco.

"Marco...you forgot to put on the dramatic music..." said Jeanne, leader of the X-LAWS.

"Oh yeah..."

Marco pulls a boom box from his shoulder thingy and pressed the play button.

"DAA DA DAH DUMMM!" the boom box blared.

"Ahem...Hello YOH ASAKURA, it seems that you were affected by these...dubbies. We, the X-LAWS can cure that!"

"Like you can't! I can do that better then the tin-can girl over there!"

"HAO?!?!?" exclaimed Yoh.

"HAO!!!!!" screamed Lyserg.

"URUSAI!!!" (Shut up in Japanese) yelled Anna.

(15 minutes later...)

"So...these "dubbies" are a mere mockery of our very demeanor, huh?" said Lyserg.

"Yeah, they turn you into something you are not, and they literally make you do weird things!" said Horohoro.

Then suddenly, the program went on and we see a bunch of screaming fans on the screen.

"Welcome to "The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!" the show that documents the horror of the Shaman King Dubbies!" said Nabooru, who was currently playing Legend of Zelda.

Everyone was silently watching the show and then came the moment....

"Now, the moment you have been all waiting for, the first documentary of "The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!!!" said Tsutsuji.

"Here it goes!" said Yoh.

The tape went into the VCR, and the audience went dead silent.....

"You seen them on TV, you seen their merchandise in stores, now, be prepared to see them in a very horrifying way...it's THE SECRET LIVES OF THE DUBBIES!!"

"Is the camera on?" questioned Tsutsuji.

"Yes..." said the camera crew.

"OK! Welcome to "The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!" Today, we're currently outside of the AHSAH-KOORA residence...let's enter in shall we?" said Nabooru.

"Hey Nabooru, look, up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's....DARTH VADER RIDING ON THE SPIRIT OF FIRE?!?!" exclaimed Tsutsuji.

"Wow! Now that's a first! We see Darth Vader, who is now riding on the Spirit of fire, which is supposed to belong to Hao a.k.a. ZEKE!!!" (starts to gag)

Meanwhile, Hao was currently staring at the screen in total horror....

"Why those bakas!!! Their baka brains called me ZEKE?!!? I don't give a care if that name means, "Power of God"!!!! Its sounds stupid!!" screeched Hao.

"Well, you aren't the only one who doesn't approve of the name." sighed Lyserg, as he pointed to Nabooru and the Hao fan girls in the audience, who are currently gagging, coughing, and throwing up like a bulimic.

"Wow....now I really don't wanna know what name or voice is..." said Marco.

Back to the TV.....

"Now, we see Yoh ASAH-KOORA, training for the Shaman tournament. He struggles to get those weights lifted, but we'll go to that later..." sighed Tsutsuji.

"You crummy fool! I told you that Queen Elizabeth has a Chihuahua named Bookie!!! Now, I shall challenge to a race....if I win, you will be my slave and make me crumpets and tea, if you win (which I doubt that would be possible....), I'll do WHATEVER you want, eh old chum?" bragged Lenny.

"Bring it on dude!!! After the race, we go down to the beach for a surfing contest! The waves are getting' really gnarly!!!" said Trey Racer triumphantly.

"Fine then!" said Lenny.

"Ready...."

"Set..."

"GO!"

"Wow...Lenny and Trey are running like a bunch of cheetahs! Let's try to run after them to see who won! But wait a minute...it seems that they are breaking into...a SONG?!?!" exclaimed Nabooru.

"If you can do anything, I can do better!" sang Lenny.

"I can do anything BETTTER THAN YOU!!" replied Trey, who jumped over a rock.

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't!"

"Yes I can, YES I CAAAAAAAAAa-OOFF!" said Trey, who crashed into a very dark figure.

"Have you seen Yoh ASAH-KOORA?" said the dark and menacing figure.

"By good time! I can't believe it! It's Darth Vader!!!" yelped Lenny.

"Um....Yoh's at that bar a jigamabobber thingy....well gotta run! I'm gonna defeat Lenny in a surfing contest!" told Trey.

"You wish! I surfed with King Charles when I was in Fiji!" exclaimed Lenny.

"That was....interesting....let's go see what Yoh and Darth Vader are up to." Said Tsutsuji, who was walking up to them.

"Hello Yoh ASAH-KOORA!" boomed Darth Vader.

"Hey, Darth Vader, what's shakin'?" sighed Yoh, who was putting his sneakers on.

"Yoh, I have something so important to tell you, you MUST stay here!" hissed Darth Vader.

"Well hurry up, Anna's coming!"

"Yoh....just to let you know... I AM YOUR BROTHER!!!!!!" says Darth Vader as he took off his mask to reveal....ZEKE!

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screamed Yoh.

Back to our crew....

"WHAT THE HECK?! What kind of drama was that?!" screeched Hao.

"I'm scared of Darth Vader!!!" whimpered Yoh.

'What has the world come to?" sighed Anna.

Back to our "dubbie" crew...

At the beach, we see Trey and Lenny, with surfboards, and with really ridiculous smiles on their faces.

"Oh yes...I shall defeat Lenny and all of his glory! MUAHAHAHA!" thought Trey, who is waxing his board.

"Hey Lenny, the waves are looking really gnarly today! But first, let's go surf those glassy waves near the palm trees and when the tide gets high, we surf, ok dude?" said Trey.

"HA....whatever!" replied Lenny.

(15 minutes later)

"Oh yeah! I'm winning!" exclaimed Lenny.

"Oh gee....now Lenny is picking up on Trey's accent...whoopee!" said Nabooru.

"Look! Some weird blue thing dropped on Trey's surfboard!!! It's....STITCH?!" said a very shocked Tsutsuji.

"Hi there Trey!" chirped Stitch.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screamed Trey, as he fell off his board, then mysteriously transported to the Asakura residence along with Lenny.

Back to our crew.....

"They made me BRITISH!!!!" screeched Ren.

"Hey! I don't know how to surf and I am NOT a surfer dude!" yelled Horohoro.

"Wonder what I am...." Said Anna.

Bach to the AHSAH-KOORA residence....

"YOH!!! The day has come to FIGHT!!!!" said Zeke. (AN: cough. Cough )

"Um.....Anna?" questioned Yoh.

"YOOOOOOOOOOH! How many times did I tell you to STOP inviting your stupid friends over!?!?!!" screeched Anna.

"Yes Miss Anna!" replied Yoh. "Hey Zeke, can we fight another time cuz' it seems that Anna is getting really P.O. ed right now."

"NO! I am not leaving without a duel! A song duel!"

"What...the...&$&%#!!?! They are fight each other in song?!" gawked Nabooru.

"OK! I'll go first!" says Zeke. (who somehow appeared in a pink, glittery, and very much made of spandex suit)

"Say I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ah!"


"If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends
Make it last forever friendship never ends
If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give
Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is!"

"Holy crap...is it just me, or am I seeing Zeke tap-dancing and singing to the Spice Girls?" stared Tsutsuji.

"Yes...he's tap-dancing alright..." sighed Nabooru.

"Now...it's MY TURN!!!" said Yoh.

"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy!"
[7X]

"My name is YOOOOOOOOOOH! Yoh Rock!"

Back to our crew....

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I can't believe that Hao had to tap-dance to the Spice Girls!!! Howled Lyserg, who is holding his stomach in laughter.

"I had to admit, that was pretty funny..." said Anna. "But I'm never gonna forgive them for making me sound like a bitch!!"

Yoh, who was blank, said, "I don't like to listen to metal....WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THE REGGAE?!"

As Lyserg and the rest of the X-LAWS were laughing their butts off, Hao stomped near Lyserg and yelled, "OK! If I see you as a country singer, the X-LAWS as the Beatles, and tin-can girl as Madonna and Britney Spears, I get $2,000."

"How preposterous!" said Jeanne, "How can we get that much money?!"

Hao thought...and thought...until his brain was a pile of wet dog food.

"AHA! I'll make you guys work at a nursery school!"

"But isn't that a good thing?" said Marco.

"NO! You know why?! I'm gonna make you take care of....the YAOI crazed fan girls!! MUAHAHAHAHA!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screeched Marco.

Back to the documentary:

"WHAT'S WITH ALLTHE RUCKUS? You are ruining my studies!!!"

"Who was that?" said Zeke.

"I can't believe that I have a bunch of hooligans singing Brit-pop and metal during my studies!" said a very frustrated Faust.

"Well, like I always said, If you can't beat them, join them..." (Gets a guitar out)

"I believe in a thing called love! Just take it away my heart!"

Anna was staring at the doctor as he sang and played the guitar at the same time, until....

"Ice, ice, baby ice!" said three mysterious figures.

"Oh my lord, it can't be! They are singing that really corny song by Vanilla Ice!" said Lenny.

"Dude, honestly, NO ONE listens to Vanilla Ice anymore...except the people at the retirement homes." replied Trey.

"Well, you ain't cool enough to listen to street music, bum!"

(The figures reveal themselves to be...THE HANAGUMI!!)

"Like what's up, my homie?" said Kanna, who gave Zeke a high-five.

"Ya, what wit da bling-bling? I swear that you need a bit more ice to ya' style!" said Macchi, who is covered in various gold and silver jewelry.

"I have ice, dude." said Trey.

"NO! Mari says that your ice ain't the one we're talkin' bout'! I mean DIAMONDS!!!" replied Mari.

"Oh for the love of British royalty..." sighed Lenny.

"Oh for the love of science..." sighed Faust.

"STOP WITH THE GHETTO ACCENTS!!!"

"HOWDY Y'ALL!" said a figure with a dowsing thingamabob.

"No way...is that...LYSERG?!?!?" said a shocked Nabooru.

"Yeah...except that the fact he's a Southern backwoods hick." exclaimed Tsutsuji.

"Hi y'all! The name is Lyserg! I'm from the wild, wild, WEST! This is my spirit, Chloe! We're here to round up them criminals Zeke and his hussies over there!" chirped Lyserg.

"Oh give me a home, where the buffalo roam, and the deer and the antelope play!!!!!" sang Lyserg who just summoned a guitar from outer space.

"OH NO!!! NOT COUNTRY!!! I HATE COUNTRY!!" screeched Zeke.

"Hey dawg, country music ain't da bomb!" told the Hanagumi.

"But we all live in a yellow submarine! Yellow submarine! Yellow submarine!"

Back with our crew:

"HAHAHAHA!!! Told ya that Lyserg is gonna be a redneck hick!!!" howled Hao.

Back to the other people:

"Wow! It's dim X-LAWS people!" said Lyserg.

"What's up ENGLAND!!!? We, the X-LAWS, shall rock on with our music! Come, join us, young grasshopper, as we soothe this savage beast with our melodies!" said Marco.

"OK!" replied Lyserg.

"Ok? GO!"

"She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah! She loves you, yeah, yeah, and yeah, she loves you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah YEAH!!!!!"Sung Lyserg.

"NO!!!! I hate this kind of music more than country!!! NO!"

"Now, we present to you the one, the almighty, JEANNE!" said Marco.

Then all of the sudden, a yellow submarine appeared and it opened, revealing the leader of the X-LAWS, Jeanne.

"Hey all you people! It's time to party!!!"

"My loneliness, its killing me (and I!)

I must confess, I still believe! (Still believe!)

When I'm not with you I lose my mind,

Give me a siiiiiign; hit me baby one more time!"

"C'mon, Vogue! Let your body move to the music, hey, hey, hey!

C'mon, Vogue! Let your body go with the flow! Oh you know you can do it!"

"Oh my.... It seems that the very modest Jeanne of the X-LAWS is dancing in a corset and hot-pants. What horror!" exclaimed Tsutsuji, who was currently telling the camera crew to close up on the chaos.

"Well, this has been an engaging show, don't you think? Until next time, see ya later!" said Nabooru.

How will everyone react to this horror? What will be coming next for the dubbies? And will Yoh and the crew ever go on the show as special guests? Stay tuned!

(By the way, please be kind and review!)