The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!

Previously, the 4th chapter had Dub Anna possessed by an evil spirit..... If you know what the whole exorcism shindig came from, consider yourself lucky to survive watching that movie. If you guessed that it came from The Exorcist, !!! Now, on this chapter, we will go to a place so famous, almost ANY child knows the name by heart. Plus....What does various baked pastries have to do in this story? Read on to find out! 

Disclaimer: We do not own Shaman King, the Pillsbury Doughboy, Harry Potter, Richard Simmons, etc.

Back to the "real" crew:

Well, as you can see by now, everyone has been affected by these monstrous oddities otherwise known as dubbies from the musically-challenged, to the culture-shocked people that are watching this program:

"I can't believe that those hideous American hogs made me into a trashy prostitute!!" interjected Jeanne.

"Well, at least you didn't have to have a helium-induced voice that can literally scare Alvin and the Chipmunks!" replied Faust, who was trying his best to comfort Eliza from the horror.

"AHEM!!!!" interrupted Marco. "What Horohoro said is absolutely correct! They literally turn us into a bunch of clowns, and made us into complete fools!"

Lyserg was trying to calm down, due to the fact that he turned from a high-etiquette boy to some Southern backwoods hick who plays a banjo.

"Oh yeah, I forgot something...ALL OF YOU X-LAWS PEOPLE HAVE TO WORK AT THE YAOI CRAZED DAYCARE AND JEANNE HAS TO FORK OVER $2000!!" exclaimed Hao.

Jeanne sighed and asked Lyserg to hand her the checkbook...

"And I had enough money to buy myself another electric chair too!" sighed Jeanne, as she was filling out the check.

Back to the horror:

"How are we ever gonna catch her?!" asked Tsutsuji.

"Hey, I have an idea, why don't we use a flying car, like in the 2nd Harry Potter movie?" suggested Zeke.

"Are you crazy?! There is no way that we can ever get a flying car and if we do, I'm not gonna sit next to Zeke!" whined Dub Jeanne.

15 minutes later....

"I can't believe that I'm sitting next to Zeke in a FLYING CAR for crying out loud!" blabbed Dub Jeanne.

"Aw quit your whining, you ninny! At least we have a good way of transportation!" interjected Lenny.

"Well....This situation is getting more strange by the minute. Whoever 4Kids is, I bet they were a bunch of drunken monkeys with an IQ of negative 1,000,000,000." Said Nabooru, who was squeezed between Morty and Trey.

"You can say that again, let's go check the headquarters with our secret hidden camera!" replied Tsutsuji, who was squeezed between Rio(blech!) and Dub Faust.

Meanwhile at the 4Kids headquarters:

"Wow, whatever this stuff is, it tastes good!" exclaimed Monkey #1.

"Yeah, it makes you feel funny and dizzy too! WHEE! Look at the flying dinosaurs!" complimented Monkey #2.

"Well, since the big guys(the 4Kids execs) aren't here, let's do their job for them!" said Monkey #1, who was fusing the Harry Potter movies with the Shaman King anime.

"Look! I know what I can do! I can just shove this in, and it will be perfect!" said Monkey #2.

Back to the real crew:

"What did they just shove in right now?" said Lyserg.

"I think that was....a Pillsbury breadsticks dough." Said Anna.

"Bakas! You know what this means! The Pillsbury Doughboy is gonna invade the frickin' show!" screame Ren.

Back to the dubbies:

"Hey everyone! I see Anna on the broom! And she's heading for that weird building on that island!" exclaimed Dub Yoh.

"It semms that we're heading to....HOGWARTS?! WTF?!" said a shocked Tsutsuji.

"Well, it seems that we reached the Harry Potter world and we're heading near....THE WHOMPING WILLOW!!! We're all gonna die!!!" screamed Nabooru.

"WHEE! This looks fun!" said a chipper Faust.

"But it ain't more fun like squishin' them hops to make the finest whiskey in the world! I can just smell the whiskey aging!" sighed Dub Lyserg.

Everyone prayed like crazy as the tree started to smash up the car...

(An hour later)

"Dude...that Dumbledore guy is like, all P.O ed for some reason and he called us Muggles too!" said Trey.

"Yeah..cuz' we aren't magicians you know! We're human!" said Morty.

"Well, we must dash off to find Senora Anna." said Rio, who was flirting with Madam Pomfrey.

"ATTENTION all students!!! There's a psycho woman heading your way!!! She's gonna destroy us all!" said Hermione.

"I think that's him...." said Harry.

"What do you mean by him? The girel said that a psycho girl is coming! Why did you call her a him?" interjected Zeke.

"I mean.....it's Voldemort!" said Harry.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH! He said He-Who-Must-Be-Not-Named's name! We're all gonna die!!!!" screamed Ron, as he ran off.

"Hold on, Mr. Four Eyes, did you say that she's coming?" questioned Dub Yoh.

"In fact...she's here already!"

"Who said that?!"

"It is I....ANNA!!!!"

"Woah.....is Anna really possessed by Vode-I mean, He-Who-Must-Be-Not-Named? Or is another force so evil, even Harry can't stop it?!" said Nabooru.

"But I can!"

"Wow, it's an all-star team! Draco Malfoy, one of the members of the Slytherin group has just appeared right in front of us! How are you gonna defeat him?" questioned Tsutsuji.

"Well, I- I'm just gonna show you that I am way much superior to Harry over there!" bragged Draco.

"If you are so macho then, show us!' interjected Lenny, who was eating a crumpet.

"Fine then! Avadacadabra!" chanted Draco.

"Your worthless magic can't stop me!!!!!!!" Said Anna, as she broke his wand.

"Ok....now I'm scared...MOMMY!!!!" screamed Draco.

"None of can't defeat me...now I shall reveal my ultimate form!" screeched Anna.

"Waoh! Something white is coming out of her head!" said Morty.

"It almost looks like....THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY!?!?! SO THAT WAS THE THING THAT WAS CONTROLLING HER?!" said a shocked Dub Marco.

"Well, you guys know what to do?!" said Ron. "POKE HIM!!!"

As soon as all of the Hogwarts students crowded around the Doughboy, Dub Anna approached Dub Yoh and said, "Yoh, I'm grateful that you helped me get rid of that hideous mass of dough, but just to let you know....I'm increasing your training."

Meanwhile, all of the Hogwarts students started to poke at the Doughboy, which caused the mass to laugh and shake like Jello.

"Hey! If you poke him, he laughs!" exclaimed Ron.

"It's so soft!"

"Hey! You can rip him apart too!"

"C'mon everyone! Keep poking at him!"

"Wow, his laugh creeps me out."

Pretty soon, the doughboy turned insane and screamed" YOU CHILDREN!!!!! STOP POKING ME!!! YOU....YOU...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

All went silent as the Doughboy started to bubble and eventually exploded.

"Hey, what shall we do with all of this breadstick dough?" asked Draco.

"LET'S ALL MAKE SOME PIZZA!" screamed Harry.

Eventually, everyone started to make the pizza, and the dubbie crew and the young documenters left the building without a sound.

"Wow, that was an interesting trip! I'd never expected to see all of the Harry Potter people in this documentary!" said Tsutsuji.

"That wasa great episode, but stay tuned to see the episode that will change everything! This is Nabooru, signing off!" said Nabooru.

Back to the real crew:

"Geez, 4Kids is just a bunch of drunken monkeys...who would ever guess?" said Hao.

"Well, they said that the next episode shall change our lives...so that would probably mean that 4Kids is starting to get serious on the dubbing!" gasped Faust.

"I guess that tomorrow shall reveal our doom." said Jeanne.

What will happen in the next episode that will change the Shaman King crew for life? Will it harm the fragile minds of the viewers? Will it be so shocking, it will seem that the world will stop rotating? Stay tuned to find out!

Note: You would probably notice that each chapter is long at first, then it goes short. Why? Well, since we're a group, we write different chapters....

Tsutsuji: I wrote chapters 1, 3, and 5 (so far)

Nabooru: She wrote chapters 2, 4, and the soon to be 6, which she PROMISES to make it extra long!

So, as you can see, this is Tsutsuji writing this chapter....we don't know when this story will end, heck, for all I know, it will never end, but please be kind and review our work and stay tuned for future works from us!