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By the way I decided to change my chapters to a script-like text...because that's more my style. I couldn't find good synonyms for said. Yes that's right. Nabooru, dum-dum. So...If you don't like my unsophisticated manner then that's just TOO BAD!!!...Bye!
When we last left off on The Secret Lives of the Dubbies.....
"Mmmmm....cheeseburgers...."
"Anna's possessed! AAAAAAAUGH!!!!"
"I am Harry Potter!"
Day 2 of the Secret Lives of the Dubbies!
Nabooru: Welcome to the Secret Lives of the Dubbies! I'm Nabooru along with good pal, Tsutsuji to find out...The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!!!
theme song
Harry Potter: Ah, well that was great pizza belchOh, pardon me!
Draco Malfoy: Must you always make a nuisance of yourself, Potter?
Lenny: I was thinking the same thing; his manners are that of a monkey!
Malfoy and Lenny: Ahahahahahahaha!...haha...hoo....
Yoh: Well, at least they're chilling out.
Trey: Speaking of chilling out...check out the GNARLEY MOVES me and Corey learned with our spirit control! Oh YEAH!
Nabooru: comforting Tsutsuji traumatized by Trey's stupidity There there, Tsutsuji. We'll be back right after this commercial break. ;
commercial
HoroHoro: Why? WHY?! WHY WON'T THEY GET THE FACT THAT THIS IS A SNOWBOARD NOT A SURFBOARD!!!!!
Anna: Shutup! And get me a refill of tea.
HoroHoro: Yes, Anna----
Anna: DASH!!!
HoroHoro: Yes Anna!!!!
Anna: Yoh, wash these dishes before the commercials are over, and Manta you need to make sure the cake is to my liking or you'll stay there all night until it's done right!
Yoh and Manta: YES, ANNA!!!
Tsutsuji: still sobbing a little And back to...The Secret Lives of the Dubbies.
Nabooru: Our camera's are hidden in all places of Hogwarts Castle! Now just sit tight as we watch the Shaman King counterparts do what they do best....make complete idiots of themselves.
Harry Potter: Ah, well I guess you guys will need a place for the night! So you can bash here for the night, "said Harry Potter, "That is the term you fellows use isn't it? Oh ho ho!"
Trey: Actually, Dude, it's crash. And don't say it again, because you Brits always butcher our slang. We all are totally against ethnicity of any kind!"
Harry Potter: Well, I think that's rather rude! I mean, everybody has a background....don't you?"
"Uh, nope. I came from some forest. And I live with Minutians. No big deal."
HoroHoro: yelling at the TV What are you talking about?! I AM AINU!!!!!!! AIIIINUUUUUU!!!!!!!! And they are called KORO POKKURU!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!!
Anna: Shutup! And bring me better tea!"
HoroHoro: Yes, Anna...
back to the show
Potter: Well, what about you, Yoh? Do you have a background?
Yoh: Well, I'm from a family of shamans. And I plan to use my heritage to fulfill a great dream!
Potter: Wow...that's splendid! What's your dream?
Yoh: Well........I wanna eat cheeseburgers until I become as big as a hippo!"
anime fall
Yoh: Hey...That's not my dream! My dream is to live lazily and listen to my favorite music, which is REGGAE!
Ren: And that's so different than your real dream isn't it?
Yoh: Oh, they're messing us up so bad! I can't stand to watch another second!...WHAT'S THAT?!"
Nabooru: Well...they didn't have any room for us in the castle, but that's the sacrifices you must make for a good reality show! Ah-CHOO!!"
Tsutsuji: Nabooru! What are you doing?! We have a trailer with heating over here!
Nabooru: Well....um...I was just...hanging about...making sure...the lighting is good! Yeah... ;
Tsutsuji: Well, you don't have to! We have hidden cameras and I can see it clearly!
Nabooru: Well...since that's...outa the way...I...uh... runs over to the trailer
Tsutsuji: So...we've got a great view of what strange things the Dubbies might be doing!
Nabooru: Look! said Nabooru, "There's Yoh!"
Yoh is on the ground pulling something out of his jacket pocket.
Tsutuji: Um...it appears to be...a Big Mac --" said Tsutsuji, "Why am I not surprised?"
Yoh: Heh heh heh heh heh.... my precious...!! scarfs burger messily
Nabooru and Tsutsuji: o.O Well, then...Let's check on Anna.
Anna: So this is the room, huh? Well, you could do a lot better!
Hermoine: I beg your pardon! This room is work of wizardry art!
Anna: Whatever! Don't get talk to me that way! I am not one of your gaylord friends you can just boss around!
Hermoine: Oh, well that does it!
Nabooru and Tsutsuji: Catfight! XO
Tsutsuji: Um, I don't think this is appropriate for basic T.V.!
Nabooru: 5 bucks on Hermoine! XD
Tsutsuji: --;;;; Ok...Hey! Listen to this...There's someone outside Hermoine and Anna's room!
"Ooooh Giiiirrrrls! Heh heh heh..."
Nabooru and Tsutsuji: Oh good lord...It's Rio.
Anna: What do you want?!
Hermoine: We're in the middle of something important!
Rio: Well, I was just walking down the castle and I was thinking how wonderful it would be to take you lovely girls for a walk on the---
Hermoine and Anna: GET LOST!! slam the door
Rio: Waaaaaaah!! Won't anyone be my shaman queen?!"
Just then Draco Malfoy walked by.
Rio: Well, Hel-LO there!
Malfoy: Oo
Nabooru: Okay...we're gonna cut that off before it gets any creepier Oo;;;
Tsutsuji: Yes...please do oO
commercials again
Shaman King Crew: OO................
commercials over
Nabooru: Well that was a great sleep!
Tsutsuji: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!! Nabooru get out here quick!
Nabooru: It seems there is something troubling my comrade! We better rush outside and see what's going on! dashes outside still in pajamas Tsutsuji what's wrong??
Tsutsuji: Good morning everyone! Today I woke up to this horror!
Yoh: Will somebody get this rat off me?!
Nabooru: That's no rat it's...!
PIKACHU!!!
......And he's humping Yoh's leg. --;;;
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Tsutsuji: Wait a minute! When did Pikachu find its way over here?!?!
Ash: Pikachu!!!
Nabooru: Um.............I have no comment.
Ash: Pikachu! I was so worried!! Hey sorry if my pokemon caused you trouble ;
Yoh: xx faints
Tsutsuji: I don't believe it! Ash Ketchum has just entered the scene! But what could he be doing here?
Ash: We came here to meet with our fellow dubbies!...Hey Brock! Come over here!
Brock: Hey Ash! I was just---stops Oh....my....dashes over to Yoh
Yoh: OO
Brock: kissing Yoh's hand Never..kiss...in all my life...kiss..have I seen such...kiss beauty!
Yoh: Um...I'm a guy.
Brock: OO jumps up Well I was just checking your hand for...fleas. You're, uh, gonna need a flea bracelet for that........
Nabooru and Tsutsuji: ;;;;;
Misty: from a distance ASH!!!! WAIT UP!!!!
Psyduck: hold head PSYYYY!!!!
A/N: Okie I haven't seen the new Pokemon so I'm going with what I remember when I was 10 ok? :P
Ash: Misty?! Oh great! What are you doing here?!
Misty:...Uh...I...you STILL haven't gotten me a new bike! So I'm staying here until you DO!
Ash: Grrrrr....
Psyduck: PSSYYYIEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Misty: shut.....UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kicks Psyduck
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!!"
Nabooru: Good god what's gonna happen now?
"I will NOT allow you to harm Pokemon like that!"
Yoh: IT'S SAILOR MOON!!
Ash: No it's not! That's nurse Joy!
Sailor Joy: Actually it's BOTH! I work part-time as a nurse and I use my sailor powers to stop crimes related to Pokemon!
Brock: runs up to sailor Joy Sailor Joy may I just say you look absolutely stunning in that and I---
Sailor Joy: Sorry, hon but I'm taken ;)
Brock: What? By who?! ;;
Misty: Hmph! Big deal! This is my stupid Pokemon so I can do whatever I want with it!
Sailor Joy: Oh no you won't!
dramatic pose and heroic music
I am Sailor Joy!
Champion of Pokemon!
I will NOT allow you to harm defenseless pokemon!
And I WON'T allow you to have your way with them!
In the name of the pokeball....I WILL PUNISH YOU!
Tsutsuji and Nabooru: anime fall
Misty: Ha! What are you gonna do! Throw a Chansey egg at me?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sailor Joy: Hmph!
heroic music again
Sailor Joy: takes nurse hat hat spins
Pokeball...Center...ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
hat spins to Misty
Misty: Wait!NurseJoyIwasonlykidding!Please—NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
guts explode everywhere
Nabooru: Um...Well...That was....unexpected...
"It's about to get ever BETTER!"
Tsutsuji: No...the randomness is killing me....O
Nabooru: Tsutsuji!!! Hang on!!! O
"Hang on to the edge of your SEAT that is!"
"Because we're gonna blow you away!"
"Meeeeowth!"
Nabooru: It's team rocket!!!
Ash: That's my line....
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all peoples within our nation!
Tsutsuji: No! Please don't finish it! Please!
Jesse: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jesse: JESSE!
James: JAMES!
Jesse: Team Rocket BLASTS OFF at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: MeeeeeeOWTH! That's right!
Wobbufet: Wooobbuuuh!!!!
Tsutsuji: Blaauugh!!! in a coma
Nabooru: Tsutsuji-chan!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! O
Jesse: Hey that was pretty rude!
James: Never mind that! Now is the time to steal your Pikachu!!
Sailor Joy: Oh no you won't! wink
Jesse: Ugh! It's that stupid nurse!
James: I think she looks kinda cute in that outfit!
Jesse: slap JAMES!!! We have to focus! ATTACK!!!!
Wobbufet: Wobbu-Wobbu!
Jesse: Well since we have crappy Pokemon according to the authors memory, Meowth! GO!!!
Meowth: Hee hee hee sharpens claws
Sailor Joy: II ........WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Awww! Little kitty wants to play? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Meowth: GRRRRR....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!!!!!!!!!
scratch attack
Nabooru: Gwaaaaah!!! in a coma also
Nurse Joy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaugh!!!!!! You stupid cat!!
Meowth: Oh you want more?! scratches harder AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Sailor Joy: Okay, then...I guess I'll have to use this!
Nurse Joy pulls out a scepter with a pokeball on top and stars on the sides.
Sailor Joy: Say your prayers, CAT!
Meowth: Ohh nooo!! Hmph! Take this! slaps a charm on Sailor Joy's forehead
Sailor Joy: Gwaaahuuuhhuuh.. starts foaming
Meowth: Hahahahaha! Now that that's all done---
Suddenly an oak falls mysteriously out of nowhere and lands on the charm breaking it.
Sailor Joy: Yes! My prince has come!!!
Meowth: What the---Who did that?!
"It was me!
Tuxedo Oak!"
Ash: But you're just Professor Oak in some tuxedo.
Tuxedo Oak: Ah, Ash. It seems that you're still 74 Pokemon short than Gary.
Ash: mumble mumble
Tuxedo Oak: Now, where was I---?
Sailor Joy: You idiot! They already left and they took Pikachu with them!!
Tuxedo Oak: Whoops...Hey! Don't blame me!! You shoulda used your stupid baton!!
Sailor Joy: Well, you shouldn't be picking fights with retarded 10-year olds who can't even catch 20 pokemon!
Ash: Hey! O
Jesse: Hahahaha! They're not even noticing us getting away! The boss will be so happy!
James: Hmm hmm, you're absolutely right Jesse! And since we---
A/N: too many people get interrupted, huh?
Just then 1008 beads are wrapped around the Team Rocket balloon.
Anna: I will NOT allow that many scenes to go on without me being in them.
Yoh: Morning, Anna! Did you have a nice---
Anna: Yoh! You were supposed to take 500 laps around Hogwarts! Move it!
Yoh: Yes, Anna.
Sailor Joy: Hey who's this girl?! She's stealing our spotlight!
Anna: Oh can it, you rainbow-skirted Pokemon hippie!
Ash: Hey! Don't forget about Team Rocket!
Anna: I know what I'm doing here! I don't need your help!! tugs beads
Team Rocket: Aiiiiiieeeeeeee!!!!!!!! fly into space Team Rocket's blasting off agaaaiiin!!!!!!!!
Ding
Anna: Hmph! This show is based on us! So what are the Pokemorons doing here?
Yoh: Haha! Good one Anna!
Anna: Yoh if you don't move your butt around Hogwarts I will strangle you with these beads so hard---
Yoh: Ok! Ok! o
Nabooru: wakes up ox This is quite an interesting twist! The Pokemon cast has actually been joined with us and the Shaman King dubbies! O.O
Tsutsuji: still traumatized from randomness
Ash: Well, we felt that since we too are dubbies we can't just go unnoticed! I mean aren't you guys interested in the Pokemon crew's lives??
All:................
Ash: anime fall
Tsutsuji: But, I must admit this will definitely bring spice to the chapter!
Nabooru: Tsutsuji! You're alive!! :'D
Tsutsuji: Yep! Which means you still have to give my DVD's back TT
Nabooru: Heh heh heh ;;;;
Brock:Because he hasn't said anything Hey, who are you guys.
Nabooru and Tsutsuji: ............OO.............
Us?
Ash: Uh, yeah I've been meaning to ask that.
Nabooru: Tsutsuji! Our cover's blown!
Tsutsuji: I know! What'll we do??
Nabooru:....Uh....This...is.....just a dr-dream...!! flails arms around Yes...a dream!!
Tsutsuji: Yes...that's right! Only a dream waves arms around So, uh, go to sleep!
Dubbie Cast: TI.......
Nabooru and Tsutsuji: Just...a....dreammm....It's all.....a..........YOU SEE NOTHING!!!! run away
Nabooru: Haha! It was hard but I think we fooled them pretty good!
Tsutsuji: The Pokemon cast coming in was a real shock!
Nabooru: Actually everything that happens is a real shock...oo
Tsutsuji: Well, That's all for tonight's show! But stay tuned for another episode of...The Secret Lives of the Dubbies!!
end song
Yoh: OO
Manta: oOo
Anna: TT
HoroHoro: TToTT
Ryu: Hey Milly-chan...
X-Laws: Pull out guns
Opacho: Hao-sama... Are we just gonna sit back and let this crap happen?
Hao: Don't worry about it, Opacho.
Yoh: Well, I guess that's all. Um, so now what?
Anna: These free-loaders go home that's what.
All: mumble mumble
Manta: Wait! Before we go! ahem Nabooru would like to say sorry for taking so long with submitting this story. Her internet was down and....well she procrastinates a lot. Plus she promised a long chapter which took more time. But now the chapter is up so you can stop complaining now. And she'll do better next time....maybe. walks away Oh and one more thing! She's going to get the DVD's to you really soon . She doesn't wanna see you pissed Tsutsuji so please spare your wrath on her. And also---
Anna: steps on Manta That's enough!!
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