The uploader is being stupid, and it won't let me undouble space the song. I'll come back to fix MY song later, once Fanfiction decides to stop being gay. And it won't even let me put normal spaces between verses!
(stupid)
Here Comes Malik
Parody of "Here Comes Santa Clause"
(begin)
Here comes Malik
Here comes Malik
With his Millennium Rod
With it he can control your mind
And make you do a lot
He can make you pick your nose
or pee in a public place
He'll make you eat raw sardines
Because he's a nutcase
(I)
Here comes Malik
Here comes Malik
With his Millennium Rod
He's an egyptian with blonde hair
And he looks a little odd
Hear him cakcle, Mwa ha ha ha
What a terrifying sight
Run to bed, cover up your head
Cause Malik comes tonight
(hate)
Here comes Malik
Here comes Malik
With his Millennium Rod
He wouldn't care if you fell down a hole
He'd leave you there to rot
Malik thinks we praise the Pharaoh
And that really bites
Fill your heart with dread and fear
Cause Malik comes tonight
(this)
Here Comes Malik
Here Comes Malik
With his Millennium Rod
He'll come 'round when the kids scream out
And he has a real hot bod
The fate of Earth will be in doom
If he beats Yami in a fight
We'll give thanks to Ra above
If Malik won't come tonight