God! It looks so f###### retarded with the double spaces--I can't stand it!

By the way, me and yami wrote this together.

(poo)

Red Christmas

Parody of "White Chirstmas"

(yum)

I'm dreaming of a red Chistmas

Just like the ones on T.V. shows

Where the bad guys are winning

And people are sinning

To get to the Devil's abode

I'm dreaming of a red Cristmas

With all the hate mail that I write

May your foes be dying or dead

And may all your Christmases be red