Yay, Chapter Two. Thanks to the only person that reviewed, DBZHobbit! You rawk my sawks.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters, but if I did, this time, Malik, Bakura, and I would be in my closet, playing 'Strip Spin The Bottle'. Haha. XD

Note: This fic mainly focuses on Malik and Bakura. It may contain yaoi, so if you hate it, go away. Uhm. Oh yeah, this is where I introduce Bakura into this deranged story of mine. (x

Oh, and in this story, Ryou Bakura (The hikari) will be 'Ryou', and Yami Bakura, as some call him, will just be 'Bakura', o-tay?

Chapter Two: Waah! Bakura?!

"Wait, before we go to school, I have something to show you Malik." Marik said with a smirk. "What?" Malik asked.

Marik pulled out a three pairs of ordinary looking shoes and a gallon of gasoline. He also pulled out a screwdriver, superglue, corks, and six tubes. He sat on the floor and started peeling off the sole of the shoes with the screwdriver.

Malik sat on the floor as well, and watched in curiosity what Marik was going to do.

Malik took the tubes and attached it to the shoes, and stuck it on the end of the shoes, then super glued the soles back together, and filled the tubes with gasoline, then plugged the tubes with corks.. "Hmph. Carry this. Don't wear it just yet." Marik said to Malik.

Malik grinned with delight. "Now, let's go." He said.

At school, Malik and Marik met up with Bakura. Malik handed Bakura his pair of shoes. "What the hell's this for?" He asked. "Put it on, you too, Malik." Marik ordered.

The three put their shoes on, and Marik soon said, "When we have P.E., I'll tell you."

Bakura smirked, and so did Malik. They understood the plan Marik had. Ryou and the other met up with Malik, Marik, and Bakura. "Bakura, what are you doing with those shoes?" Ryou asked. "That's none of your concern, little hikari." He answered. Ryou frowned.

"Well, class should be starting soon, Bakura. We should go." Ryou stated, tugging on Bakura's sleeve.

Bakura grumbled a few colorful words and trudged off, following behind Ryou.

Marik and Malik laughed at Bakura, as he glared at them.

At first period, Malik and Marik AND Bakura had Math together. Math, English, and P.E. were the only classes the three were in, together.

Malik, Marik, and Bakura took seats next to each other, smirking. The teacher, Ms. Kasuga (Yeah, I LOVE Azumanga Daioh. I chose Osaka's name for a reason, ya know.) smiled and greeted the class.

"Good morning, class! Let's start by reviewing last night's homework." She glanced at her seating chart and said, "Mr. Malik Ishtar, what's the answer to number 1?"

Malik looked down at his homework sheet, it was completely blank. "Uh...One hundred million three-hundred seventy-four?" He asked, making the number up out of the top of his head.

"Correct!" Kasuga-sensei replied. Bakura nudged Malik in the side, and snorted.

Ms. Kasuga was a fun teacher. Sometimes she would be 'lost in space', and blurted random things out loud, which is one of the reasons Marik, Malik, and Bakura liked her. She wasn't very bright.

They often turned in blank homework, made fun of her, and try to 'communicate her thinking' by blurting out random things as well.

"Okay, Bakura...? Erm... I'm sorry, I seem to have forgotten your first name..." She said.

"My name is Bakura." He replied. "Yes, I know your last name, but what is your first?" Ms. Kasuga asked. "Bakura." Bakura answered.

"No, no, no. That's not what I meant, I meant your first name!" Kasuga restated.

"I SAID MY NAME IS BAKURA, WOMAN! DAMMIT, CAN'T YOU HEAR?!" He yelled.

....OO;;;

"Uhhhh... Yes.. Okay, Mr. Bakura... What is the answer to number 2?" Ms. Kasuga asked meekly.

Bakura growled and looked down at his paper, which was blank, and was stained with blood. "The answer is...blood." He muttered.

"Ah... No, I'm afraid that's not correct..." Ms. Kasuga murmured. Bakura snarled at her. "AAH, WHY YES, IT IS CORRECT!" Ms. Kasuga said.

Malik elbowed Bakura in the side, bursting with laughter.

Skipping along to P.E., which is second period, by the way. Malik, Marik, and Bakura walked to the gym outside of the school building, right next to the track field, bringing their shoes with them.

"So, now what do we do with these damn shoes?!" Bakura asked impatiently.

"Put them on, of course. We're gonna be running track today. This is gonna be fun." Malik said.

"Yeah, and I bet I'm going to beat both of your sorry asses all the way around the school!" Marik announced, tying his shoe.

"Not if I beat it first." Bakura retorted.

"HEY! I thought I'm the only one who's allowed to beat your ass, Marik!" Malik said, whiningly.

"Of course you are, so can Bakura." Marik replied.

"Heh heh. We better go to the field where the idiots are. How do you work these again?" Bakura asked.

You have to run on your soles. If you run regularly, it won't work." Marik answered.

So, the trio went to the field and met with their P.E. teacher, Mr. Manuke (Yes, I DO know what his name means. (x) "Alright, you all will be runnin' track today! I wantcha to run 8 laps, if ya can! Now, go get started!" Mr. Manuke announced in his loud Osakan accent.

"Wahaha." Bakura giggled.

The three started running at the same time, on their soles, around the school building, as flames left a trail from where they started.

"AAAAHHH!!!!" Were screams that came from inside the building, as they were surrounded by fire as Malik, Marik and Bakura ran around them.

Each person smirked at each other, and tried to stall each other by doing things like trying to trip each other, punching each other, and Marik was trying to use his Sennen rod to control Malik and Bakura, but Malik took it away from him.

A screaming Ryou emerged from the building. "Bakura! What have you done, now?!?!" Yugi, Honda, Anzu, and Jou followed Ryou, panting. "AAH, you guys! My hairs on fire!" Jounouchi exclaimed. "I'll help you, Jou!" Yugi declared.

Yugi tried to douse the fire by throwing a bucket of water over his head, but ended up throwing an empty bucket on Jou's head. Honda panicked, and hurriedly tried to find something to put out the fire, and ripped Anzu's skirt off and started fanning out the fire.

Jou was running around like an idiot, while Anzu was screaming and whacking Honda on the head, Yugi was trying to catch up with Jou, and Ryou was running, trying to catch up with the screaming Anzu.

"Man, I think they're acting more insane than us." Marik whispered. Malik and Bakura nodded in agreement. OO

Wahaha. This time I made the fic extra long. I hope you guys liked it. Anyway, if you guys (who watcheth the crappy American version) and are confused, Anzu is Tea, Jou/ Jounouchi is Joey, Honda (Beep, beep! oO;;;) is Tristan, and well, Yugi is YUGI! I know I haven't mentioned him in the story yet, but Otogi is Duke. Anyway, R&R. -