Hoorah, Chapter Three! ;D Oh, and I forgot to mention this, but I KNOW that Malik and Marik are the same people, ya know, the Japanese thing with the r's and l's.
But, in MY story, they're separate people. Malik is the hikari, and Marik the darker half. I don't like calling Marik, 'Yami Malik' because Marik isn't exactly a 3000/5000-year-old ancient spirit. Ya know what I mean?
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any of the characters, but if I did, Malik, Marik, Bakura, and I would go around, doing drive-by's with paintball guns around my neighborhood. Wahaha.
Note: This fic mainly focuses on Malik and Bakura. It may contain yaoi, so if you hate it, go away.
Chapter Three: Hand Over The Money!
"WHAT IN THE WORLD WERE YOU BOYS THINKING?!" The principal boomed.
"Hey! I'm not a 'boy'! I'm a man! A SEXY MAN!" Marik complained.
"Me too! I'm not a boy, I'm a HOT, SEXY man!" Bakura added.
"AND I'M A DILDO!" Malik yelled.
....OO;;;;
After a moment of stifled silence, the principal continued. "For your punishment, I think I'll have you three serve detention for two months and you'll also have to---"
Before he could finish his sentence, Bakura was already sending the principal to the shadow realm. "Haha. Detention, my ass." Bakura scoffed.
Malik and Marik snickered and went to the cafeteria, since it was lunchtime already.
"Damnit! I don't have any money." Bakura cursed aloud.
"Hm, I didn't bring any 'cause I thought you were gonna bring it." Malik said.
"So did I." Marik added.
Malik, Marik, and Bakura, their pockets empty, set out to find a victim that would hand over their money.
That victim was –- Yugi.
The trio sat down at the table to where 'The Midget', 'The Spanking Monkey', 'The Pansy-Ass Albino', 'The Whoring Bitch', and 'The Barking Chihuahua' were sitting. (-cough- I think you can pretty much guess who they are. T.T)
"Hey, whaddya guys want from us?" Jou asked.
"None of your business. We just wanted to speak with Yugi." Malik said with a malicious smirk.
"Yeah, well, it is my business when it gots ta do with Yugi over here!" Jou retorted, standing up.
"Oh, shut your balls, dog, before I send them to the Shadow Realm." Marik threatened.
Jou immediately sat down, cowering in fear.
"So, Yugi, how are you doing?" Malik asked, a fake smile on his face.
...o.o
"U-Uhm... Fin-n-ne..." Yugi squeaked.
"Hmph. Let me try. Say, Yugi, you have any extra change?" Bakura asked.
...o.o;;;
"U-U-Uhm... N-ny-yes-n-no... I-I don't know...." Yugi stammered, getting more scared by the second.
"Grah. My turn." Marik said. "HEY MIDGET! GIMME ALL YOUR MONEY, OR I'LL MURDER YOU!!!" He yelled, unsheathing the blade under his Sennen rod, holding it up against Yugi's throat.
...O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
"AAAAaaaHHHHHhhhhh!!!!!!!" Yugi screamed, running out of the cafeteria.
Honda, Anzu, and Jou dashed after Yugi, but Ryou stayed.
"If all this is about money, Bakura, you could've just asked." Ryou sighed, handing Bakura 1,000 ¥. (Note: 1,000 ¥, or Yen, is about $10.00.) And, went to follow Yugi and the rest of the gang.
"Oh no, you don't! Come back here!" Marik yelled, grabbing the back of Ryou's sweater and pinning him against the wall.
"Heh heh. I'm sorry, chaps. I'm afraid I don't have any more change." Ryou nervously chuckled.
"'No money', my ass! WHERE IS IT?!?!" Marik yelled, shaking Ryou.
"Y'know, thinking about it, I don't need money. Your sweet juice is enough to satisfy me, babe." Bakura interrupted.
"Yeah." Malik agreed.
The three gave each other smirks, and then immediately ran to the bathroom to –cough- do their 'thing'.
So, Ryou was left dumbfounded on the floor, clutching 1,000 ¥ in hand.
"Hey, you guys! Wait for meeee!" Ryou yelled, running after them.
Sorry this took so long, I've been busy playing Ragnarok Online. (Which is THE funnest, addicting game I've ever played. X3), so yeah. Sorry for that. Hope you like this chapter. This idea for this thing just popped in my head at 3:51 a.m. this morning. (Yeah, I do keep track of the time.)
Anywhoo, I'm hoping to add Otogi or Seto in the next chapter. R&R, ja!