Just a note, for this first chapter the author was not able to type this out herself. This is her friend and BETA reader, ClayAikenLover. This is the author's first Star Wars fic ever. In fact her first fan fic story ever. I may be a little bias about this, her being one of good friends, but I think this story is great. This story, The Adventures of Han Solo describes the escapades of Han before a New Hope. Such as being raised by Wookies and becoming a pirate and smuggler. Of course this is done with a great deal of humor and is mainly for laughs. And this is VERY funny! And - another minor note. represents the English equivalent of what Chewbacca says. Also this story is AU so don't come flaming to me about Han and Chewie acting exactly the same as they did in the movie. But read this anyway. It's REALLY funny.
Disclaimer: The author and I do NOT own anything Star Wars. Han Solo, the Millennium Falcon, Chewie, etc. all belong to the genius of George Lucas. And also some of the jokes and/or plot lines may have been taken from some other T.V shows or movies. The funny ones that applied to the situations in this story were taken and changed slightly to fit the characters. Hopefully you find the results humorous. This chapter does not contain much funny stuff being the prologue but there is lots of good stuff to come.
So without further ado I present to you with the very first chapter of 'The Adventures of Han Solo'.
Han let out a sigh as he sat all alone looking up at the sunset.
-Awww, Han- Chewie sad walking in, -don't feel bad-
"Don't feel bad!?!?" Han yelled jumping to his feet, "How can I not feel bad when I know that I'm never going to fit in here!"
-Come on buddy, don't say that. Of course you'll fit into the colony-the Wookie said trying to soothe his friend. But he knew in his heart that Han would never fit in, he lived in the Wookie colony all his life, but Chewie was still his only friend.
"How can I fit in if no one even likes me" he whispered sadly.
-People like you, Han-
"Besides you, Chewie"
The Wookie opened his mouth to answer then closed it, trying to think. Han sighed again.
"See, that's what I thought. I need to find my place ...but it ain't here"
-Yes it is. We just haven't found it yet-
Han just looked at his friend -Well what exactly are we looking for?- Chewie said smiling. Han looked up and smiled back and Chewie walked forward engulfing his friend in a big hug.
That was what my friend handed me. So hope you enjoyed chapter one. More coming soon. Please review and no flames!!! Be nice it's her first fic!!!!
Disclaimer: The author and I do NOT own anything Star Wars. Han Solo, the Millennium Falcon, Chewie, etc. all belong to the genius of George Lucas. And also some of the jokes and/or plot lines may have been taken from some other T.V shows or movies. The funny ones that applied to the situations in this story were taken and changed slightly to fit the characters. Hopefully you find the results humorous. This chapter does not contain much funny stuff being the prologue but there is lots of good stuff to come.
So without further ado I present to you with the very first chapter of 'The Adventures of Han Solo'.
Han let out a sigh as he sat all alone looking up at the sunset.
-Awww, Han- Chewie sad walking in, -don't feel bad-
"Don't feel bad!?!?" Han yelled jumping to his feet, "How can I not feel bad when I know that I'm never going to fit in here!"
-Come on buddy, don't say that. Of course you'll fit into the colony-the Wookie said trying to soothe his friend. But he knew in his heart that Han would never fit in, he lived in the Wookie colony all his life, but Chewie was still his only friend.
"How can I fit in if no one even likes me" he whispered sadly.
-People like you, Han-
"Besides you, Chewie"
The Wookie opened his mouth to answer then closed it, trying to think. Han sighed again.
"See, that's what I thought. I need to find my place ...but it ain't here"
-Yes it is. We just haven't found it yet-
Han just looked at his friend -Well what exactly are we looking for?- Chewie said smiling. Han looked up and smiled back and Chewie walked forward engulfing his friend in a big hug.
That was what my friend handed me. So hope you enjoyed chapter one. More coming soon. Please review and no flames!!! Be nice it's her first fic!!!!