Here is chapter two of 'The Adventures of Han Solo'. I know I have a problem with grammar. So if know a specific mistake please email me and I'll take care of it. Don't put it in a review. MY email is angel360nj2002yahoo.com . Thanks a lot.
Disclaimer: The author and I do NOT own anything Star Wars. Han Solo, the Millennium Falcon, Chewie, etc. all belong to the genius of George Lucas. And also some of the jokes and/or plot lines may have been taken from some other T.V shows or movies. The funny ones that applied to the situations in this story were taken and changed slightly to fit the characters. Hopefully you find the results humorous. However the new character in this chapter the author does own! So there!
Eight years later
Han and Chewie were at a bar playing sabacc (sp?) and they were winning.
"Anyone else think they can beat us?" Han asked smiling. Chewie just rolled his eyes.
"What?" he said shrugging.
"I'll play ya," a man interrupted, "But all I got to wager with is this block of carbonite."
"What the hell am I supposed to do with- Chewie?! What's with you?" Han asked. Chewie was studying the carbon block, and then looked back at Han with sadness in his dark, mocha eyes.
"Fine, I'll play for you,"
And the game was on.
Han won the game hands down. Later on Chewie and Han were examining their new carbonite block
"How the hell are we gonna get whatever it is in there out?" Han yelled frustrated.
-Oooh! What's this do? - Chewie pushed a large red button on the side of the block which began to glow bright green.
-Uh-oh. I think I broke something-
Slowly the carbonite began to melt away and a small body fell out.
-Stars and galaxies!-
"Alright what's this," Han asked lifting the paw away from the unknown thing's face. Once he saw the face he screamed, "Gee! It's a Mire! A Mire is a new alien made up by the author. More information on the species coming soon Kill it Chewie! Kill it!" Han yelled handing Chewie a blaster.
Chewie slapped the blaster away. –Relax buddy-. He knelt down next to the unconscious Mire. –Awwww, she's so cute!-
The Wookie started to act just like a little kid begging his parents for a pet. –Can we keep her, Han? Can we, huh, huh, huh, huh? Can we, huh?-
"Are you out of your MIND!!!!!? Here look, look, look!" Han lifted up the Mire's eye lid, "Shifty little eyes!" Then he opened her mouth and showed her small but pointed sharp fangs "Sharp teeth! She's a killer!"
-But we can't just leave her here to die- Chewie begged.
"Wanna bet? Besides who's the leader here?"
-You are- Chewie said getting up.
"Right get it out of here!" Han leaned against the Wookie's shoulder. But he couldn't tell how upset Chewie was getting. He stepped away from Han making him lose his balance.
"Ow! No, Chewie! I said 'No'! NO! Absolutely not!" Han yelled loudly but it was no use. Chewie picked up the little Mire and carried her off to their cabin.
"Alright fine!" Han yelled again following his friend. "She can stay with us until she can take care of herself, but then that's it! Once that thing becomes an adult she's on her own!"
A/N: Han's so nice and forceful isn't he? Please review this would mean a lot to my friend. No flames or she'll cry or I'll have to lie and tell her she didn't get any. Please review. Update coming soon!
Disclaimer: The author and I do NOT own anything Star Wars. Han Solo, the Millennium Falcon, Chewie, etc. all belong to the genius of George Lucas. And also some of the jokes and/or plot lines may have been taken from some other T.V shows or movies. The funny ones that applied to the situations in this story were taken and changed slightly to fit the characters. Hopefully you find the results humorous. However the new character in this chapter the author does own! So there!
Eight years later
Han and Chewie were at a bar playing sabacc (sp?) and they were winning.
"Anyone else think they can beat us?" Han asked smiling. Chewie just rolled his eyes.
"What?" he said shrugging.
"I'll play ya," a man interrupted, "But all I got to wager with is this block of carbonite."
"What the hell am I supposed to do with- Chewie?! What's with you?" Han asked. Chewie was studying the carbon block, and then looked back at Han with sadness in his dark, mocha eyes.
"Fine, I'll play for you,"
And the game was on.
Han won the game hands down. Later on Chewie and Han were examining their new carbonite block
"How the hell are we gonna get whatever it is in there out?" Han yelled frustrated.
-Oooh! What's this do? - Chewie pushed a large red button on the side of the block which began to glow bright green.
-Uh-oh. I think I broke something-
Slowly the carbonite began to melt away and a small body fell out.
-Stars and galaxies!-
"Alright what's this," Han asked lifting the paw away from the unknown thing's face. Once he saw the face he screamed, "Gee! It's a Mire! A Mire is a new alien made up by the author. More information on the species coming soon Kill it Chewie! Kill it!" Han yelled handing Chewie a blaster.
Chewie slapped the blaster away. –Relax buddy-. He knelt down next to the unconscious Mire. –Awwww, she's so cute!-
The Wookie started to act just like a little kid begging his parents for a pet. –Can we keep her, Han? Can we, huh, huh, huh, huh? Can we, huh?-
"Are you out of your MIND!!!!!? Here look, look, look!" Han lifted up the Mire's eye lid, "Shifty little eyes!" Then he opened her mouth and showed her small but pointed sharp fangs "Sharp teeth! She's a killer!"
-But we can't just leave her here to die- Chewie begged.
"Wanna bet? Besides who's the leader here?"
-You are- Chewie said getting up.
"Right get it out of here!" Han leaned against the Wookie's shoulder. But he couldn't tell how upset Chewie was getting. He stepped away from Han making him lose his balance.
"Ow! No, Chewie! I said 'No'! NO! Absolutely not!" Han yelled loudly but it was no use. Chewie picked up the little Mire and carried her off to their cabin.
"Alright fine!" Han yelled again following his friend. "She can stay with us until she can take care of herself, but then that's it! Once that thing becomes an adult she's on her own!"
A/N: Han's so nice and forceful isn't he? Please review this would mean a lot to my friend. No flames or she'll cry or I'll have to lie and tell her she didn't get any. Please review. Update coming soon!