Disclaimer: The author and I do NOT own anything Star Wars. Han Solo, the Millennium Falcon, Chewie, etc. all belong to the genius of George Lucas. And also some of the jokes and/or plot lines may have been taken from some other T.V shows or movies. The funny ones that applied to the situations in this story were taken and changed slightly to fit the characters. Hopefully you find the results humorous. However the new character, the Mire, the author does own! So there!
Chewie watched the little Mire as she slept; slowly she began to stir and opened her eyes.
"Uhhhhh – What the heck happened? I feel like I was trembled by a herd of banthas," the little alien said. She looked up at Chewie and screamed with fear. Chewie screamed back. The two screamed at each other for a long time.
"Just eat me now! But make it quick because pain and me don't mix!" the Mire yelled.
-Easy! Easy there little girl, I ain't gonna eat ya- Chewie reassured lifting her up.
"You're not?" she asked and Chewie nodded, "Then why were you hovering over me like that!?!?!" she demanded slapping a paw onto Chewie's chest.
The smile brightened on Chewie's lips. –I was just making sure you were alright-
The Mire could tell that Chewie was just trying to help her. She smiled and jumped out of Chewie's arms. "Well I'm fine now!" Suddenly there was a low rumble.
-The bathroom is that way- Chewie told her pointing down one hallway.
In the flash of an eye the Mire was gone. She raced down the ship hallway and nearly slammed into Han.
-She's awake-
"Hotdog," Han said sarcastically.
When the Mire came out of the bathroom she went back to the cabin were Han and Chewie were sitting.
"Thanks for getting me out of the carbon," she said.
"We should have left you there," Han whispered softly. Chewie growled at him in response, but the Mire took no notice.
-So where did you come from?-
"Yeah so you can go back there!"
-Han! - Chewie warned.
"Well I live with my brother and sister-in-law," then the girl gasped, "Ani! Padme! Are they okay!!?!?!??!"
"What?"
"My brother and his wife!?!? My brother is a Jedi!"
-Jedi? Uh-oh.... - Chewie said sadly.
"What!?!?" she asked.
"Well runt some guy killed all of the Jedi, your brother and his wife are probably dead," Han answered harshly.
"Dead?" the Mire looked heartbroken, "Do you guys mind I, I kinda want to be alone."
-Of course not. We understand- Chewie said getting up. The girl hopped onto one of the beds in the cabin.
"Hey runt! That's my-"Han was interrupted my Chewie placing a large paw on the pirate's shoulder.
-I don't think now is the best time – he whispered.
Chewie and Han left the room and closed the door quietly behind them. Muffled crying could be heard inside.
Later on...
Han walked past the cabin door and didn't hear anything. He went inside to see if the Mire was okay. She was fast asleep snuggled on his bed. Han rolled his eyes and pulled the covers over her small body. 'She is kinda cute' he thought and left the room again.
A/N: There you go everyone. Chapter three. More is coming soon. And hopefully once my friend Jill's brother let's her on the computer I can stop having to type her story for her. Lol. Thanks everyone and please review. No flames!!!!
Chewie watched the little Mire as she slept; slowly she began to stir and opened her eyes.
"Uhhhhh – What the heck happened? I feel like I was trembled by a herd of banthas," the little alien said. She looked up at Chewie and screamed with fear. Chewie screamed back. The two screamed at each other for a long time.
"Just eat me now! But make it quick because pain and me don't mix!" the Mire yelled.
-Easy! Easy there little girl, I ain't gonna eat ya- Chewie reassured lifting her up.
"You're not?" she asked and Chewie nodded, "Then why were you hovering over me like that!?!?!" she demanded slapping a paw onto Chewie's chest.
The smile brightened on Chewie's lips. –I was just making sure you were alright-
The Mire could tell that Chewie was just trying to help her. She smiled and jumped out of Chewie's arms. "Well I'm fine now!" Suddenly there was a low rumble.
-The bathroom is that way- Chewie told her pointing down one hallway.
In the flash of an eye the Mire was gone. She raced down the ship hallway and nearly slammed into Han.
-She's awake-
"Hotdog," Han said sarcastically.
When the Mire came out of the bathroom she went back to the cabin were Han and Chewie were sitting.
"Thanks for getting me out of the carbon," she said.
"We should have left you there," Han whispered softly. Chewie growled at him in response, but the Mire took no notice.
-So where did you come from?-
"Yeah so you can go back there!"
-Han! - Chewie warned.
"Well I live with my brother and sister-in-law," then the girl gasped, "Ani! Padme! Are they okay!!?!?!??!"
"What?"
"My brother and his wife!?!? My brother is a Jedi!"
-Jedi? Uh-oh.... - Chewie said sadly.
"What!?!?" she asked.
"Well runt some guy killed all of the Jedi, your brother and his wife are probably dead," Han answered harshly.
"Dead?" the Mire looked heartbroken, "Do you guys mind I, I kinda want to be alone."
-Of course not. We understand- Chewie said getting up. The girl hopped onto one of the beds in the cabin.
"Hey runt! That's my-"Han was interrupted my Chewie placing a large paw on the pirate's shoulder.
-I don't think now is the best time – he whispered.
Chewie and Han left the room and closed the door quietly behind them. Muffled crying could be heard inside.
Later on...
Han walked past the cabin door and didn't hear anything. He went inside to see if the Mire was okay. She was fast asleep snuggled on his bed. Han rolled his eyes and pulled the covers over her small body. 'She is kinda cute' he thought and left the room again.
A/N: There you go everyone. Chapter three. More is coming soon. And hopefully once my friend Jill's brother let's her on the computer I can stop having to type her story for her. Lol. Thanks everyone and please review. No flames!!!!